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Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 14th November 2005:
 
well i never. doc's been had up by the united states covenment in his murky past:

UNITED STATES v. 11 1/4 DOZEN PACKAGES OF ARTICLE LABELED IN PART MRS. MOFFET'S SHOO FLY POWDERS FOR DRUNKENNESS

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I AM THE BEAST SIX SIX SIX OF THE LORD OF HOSTS IN EDMOND FRANK MACGILLIVRAY JR NOW. I AM THE BEAST SIX SIX SIX OF THE LORD OF HOSTS IEFMJN. I AM THE BEAST SIX SIX SIX OF THE LORD OF HOSTS. I AM THE BEAST SIX SIX SIX OTLOHIEFMJN. I AM THE BEAST SSSOTLOHIEFMJN. I AM THE BEAST SIX SIX SIX. BEAST SIX SIX SIX LORD v. MICHIGAN STATE POLICE; CITY POLICE OF LANSING; STATE OF MICHIGAN; INGHAM COUNTY 54A DISTRICT COURT; and INGHAM COUNTY JAIL, [Unreported.] File No. 5:89:92, (U.S. Dist. Ct. W. Dist. Mich.), 1990 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 8792 (July 12, 1990).

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Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 14th November 2005:
 
Footnote: "For brevity, all references to plaintiff's current name will be shortened to "I am the Beast"."
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 14th November 2005:
 
US ex rel Gerald Mayo
vs
Satan and His Staff

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Plaintiff... alleges that Satan has on numerous occasions caused plaintiff misery and unwarranted threats, against the will of the plaintiff, that Satan has placed deliberate obstacles in plaintiff's path and has caused plaintiff's downfall.

Plaintiff alleges that by reason of these acts Satan has deprived him of his constitutional rights.
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We question whether plaintiff may obtain personal jurisdiction over the defendant in this judicial district. The complaint contains no allegation of residence in this district. While the official records disclose no case where this defendant has appeared as defendant there is an unofficial account of a trial in New Hampshire where this defendant filed an action of mortgage foreclosure as plaintiff. The defendant in that action was represented by the preeminent advocate of that day, and raised the defense that the plaintiff was a foreign prince with no standing to sue in an American Court. This defense was overcome by overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
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We note that the plaintiff has failed to include with his complaint the required form of instructions for the United States Marshal for directions as to service of process.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 14th November 2005:
 
Upon a judge-bench, weak and weary

Judge Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton presiding
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 14th November 2005:
 
Um, what do those have to do with Doc Lucid?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 14th November 2005:
 
because they read like some of doc's best
Posted by syl_DUPE1, 14th November 2005:
 
Oh yeah!