Discussion » iamcal.com collective stalking experience

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Posted by cal_DUPE1, around November 2005:
 
with the collective iamcal might, i'm sure we can manage to track down an email address for someone i went to school with. i'm finding it impossible myself, with my weak google-fu, but grim can probably assit since he went to school with me and knows enough relevant people. so...

i'm trying to find an email address for sarah major. i'm not sure of the spelling of her name. she went to university the same year as me (99) and i think she went to oxford to study biochem. this is all the information i have. go!
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 15th November 2005:
 
It's possible I've won.

I don't want to post my results or my fucking brilliant pun for fears of ruining the game and Salty going all "you're a dick" on me.

;)
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 15th November 2005:
 
Actually I'll do the pun.

It's good to stalk.

Aren't you all glad you know me now :)
Posted by Brock, 15th November 2005:
 
Huh.

Ahuh.

Ahuhuh.

(god)

Can I shoot him Cal?
Posted by cal_DUPE1, 15th November 2005:
 
yes

i'll have to wait for a reply to the email i sent to see if he found the right person
Posted by Brock, 15th November 2005:
 
That or you get laid by a random Sarah Major. If you need a stunt double (I shall have to pretend that you got some sort of cancer to make up for the lack of hair) then I'll do it. I can be your UK representative.

Hell, with that kind of opener - "Hi, I'm Cal, and I had head cancer" I could get a sympathy lay regardless!

Winner!
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 15th November 2005:
 
Cal: I really hope you didn't point her to this thread. Mentioning that you're trying to stalk her might make her reluctant to reply let alone getting your online minions in on it too.
Posted by cal_DUPE1, 15th November 2005:
 
yeah - i decided against directing her to this thread ;)
Posted by cal_DUPE1, 15th November 2005:
 
the real problem is that this thread might become #1 on google for "sarah major"
Posted by reitsma, 15th November 2005:
 
- especially after a post like that.

now, to ensure we get those 'other' google hits:

hey who do u guys thnk u r, sareh mjaor is the coolest u morons dont knw nething abuot her.
Posted by WarHead, around November 2005:
 
You neglected to tell us why you're stalking her, Mr H.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around November 2005:
 
Did you find her, Cal?
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around November 2005:
 
no reply yet
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 21st November 2005:
 
Cal I found this site for you : maybe it will help www.alumni.net
Posted by Beef "Jerky", around 22nd November 2005:
 
who does sarah major like??
Posted by Victor Menendezz, 22nd November 2005:
 
Daddy.


Or Chips.
Posted by beargod_DUPE1, around 22nd November 2005:
 
I think I remember hearing Warren talking about her maybe, or its just I have heard the name before