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• Hello!

I am hoping to be back for now.

I hope my writing has improved for Vic but I doubt it

Can someone give me a brief summary from the last 2 years or so?

Hello Mr Beargod, how is your Beargod toy?

Can someone give me a brief summary from the last 2 years or so?

Same old =]

Hi Beargod!

/sticks out hand

Pleased to meetcha!

not much happened. the end

Hey B to the G. Good to have you back.

iamca disappeared for about a year. Brock got another icamal member fertiliesed durring this time. measnwhile we soldred on as well as we could until it rose from the flames pheonics like!!"

Lo BG.

Lo bob.

(I love Weeble and Bob)

WB BG

greetings o deified ursine one, always good to see the worshipped get out and about a bit more. altho, since this is a net forum, maybe that shd be "a bit less".

SO much has happened in the last two years that i can't bring myself to wake up. net result: what cal said.

I new about the whole break up of Iamcal, I just never came back, except when asked but then left again

its hard to do Iamcal when your job does not involve the interweb, also easy to get sacked when your job involves interweb so forgive me :)

One of the first questions I posted on here was very embarrassing. (sp)

Because only the crap men will sleep with you =]

obviously you need to leave south africa and find a country with better men

Please dont come to England.

good point, sul. no better men here. stick to the frontiers, where men are men and clichés are nervous.

Well it doesn't seem to have done you any good, ellipse, seeing as you can't get anyone to sleep with you at all. Maybe you should give in and go with a woman, it seems we are less choosy. ;)

Meow

Maybe you should stop sleeping with every crap shag that shows an interest =]

/erm

/throws away the smiley and runs

I don't sleep with anybody at all, thank you. Shut the fuck up Grim, don't get in the middle of a girl fight, or are you a girl? ;)

/erm

/throws away the smiley and smiles

In case you were wondering, this kind of crap is why I don't like you ^

In case you were wondering, I don't give a royal shit whether you like me or not, IN FACT, it's a compliment that you don't like me.

HAH! Take that Menendez! Outdone by your own hatred.

That Syl's a sharp one.

Ah piss off, sul...

Damn, I got dun there and no mistake.

Kick her in the tits. Vic. That'll learn her.

You'll find them just above her knees.

Hello Beargod. Welcome back! :)

Mariah Carey!

No, hang on, wait...

"Kick her in the tits. Vic."

Thats VERY nice. Little bit violent, Brock? No wonder you can't keep a girlfriend. I think she's lucky she got out when she did. Bastard.

Don't you start your badly researched barbs against me, deary. That would be foolish.

Why? What you gonna do? Hit me? You're just being a total arsehole!

A tad expensive bit of violence too.

sidenote: I read something in a magazine a while back about a site advertising the Taiwanese product of "shoot someone in the head for £10k" or some such. I know it's rather sick and I'd never be able to save £10k but can anyone link me?

I've never hit a woman, Syl. The problem is, I'm not sure if you qualify...

And you are, as usual, being an over-reacting petulant child. Don't sling insults if you can't handle them coming back at you. A simple rule; maybe you should have a think about it.

I never said anything to you to deserve beeing "kicked in the tits" Cyber violence is still violence and I'm not so sure you'd never hit a woman. A comment like that makes me think you would. You say I am overreacting, but look how youre acting just because I called your real name. Get a Life! Noone CARES about your fucking real name. Get OVER IT!

This is nothing to do with you mentioning my name. This is entirely because you are being a bitch in this thread.

'Cyber violence' - hahahahaah

So I am bitch for defending myself? Sorry mate, it doesn't wash.

morning all
sul I cant find what you were referring too, was it a christmas special shopping offer?

Defending yourself? Well, it certainly looks that way now you've edited out the bit that started it. It now looks like some (I thought they were jokey) comments were made completely out of the blue. As if you are a completely innocent party.

I wonder if that was your intention or just a happy coincidence...

Miki: Not that I know of. Although I have a strange feeling my dad would love it (He's a bit strange like that.) so it'll be worth noting if they do do holiday specials.

I didn't edit it out for that reason. Still, it's no reason for you to resort to that kind of violent comment. Just fuck off, I'm sick of arguing about this with you. You're the one who is a petulant child, obviously, you cannot handle a grownup conversation about sex. Victorian arsehole.

I have a Georgian arsehole, actually. It is half timbered and everything.

"..obviously." - Only to you. I must have missed the grown up conversation about sex. Did you edit that bit out too?

can someone hand me the popcorn please

"I have a Georgian arsehole, actually".

You have a swolen, well used arsehole you mean. Typical response, to resort to juvenile unfunny jokes.

Welcome back to iamcal Beargod! :)

Typical response? What?

Trying to have fun? Sorry, perhaps I should stick to the aggressive and insulting kind of post that seems to be your new 'style'. But I can't really be arsed, you see, because it is so fucking boring.

Oh wait. No it isn't. It's you that's boring.

And I do have a well used arsehole, thank you. You can't eat three meals a day for 30 odd years and not have a regular shit. I'd just explode.

If it's so damn boring, why has it captured your attention for the last TWO HOURS? Have you nothing better to do? *aggressive* that's the pot calling Samuel Jackson black don't you think? I think I have been very nice, until I get attacked once too often! Lucky you, you get to see the other side of me.

"*aggressive* that's the pot calling Samuel Jackson black don't you think?"

No. I don't think so. Hardly a relevant (or indeed appropriate) comment.

Coming out with the same, nasty, shit is boring. You are nowhere near important enough to spoil my enjoyment of this site, I assure you, and that is what is holding my attention.

[edit: Oh, wait. You edited the shit out of your post again]

You haven't posted on any other thread, arseflaps.

Yuhu.

How right you aren't.

same, nasty, shit is boring


too many commas!

Er. Nope.

Check your grammar, you'll find I am right.

No. You're reading it wrong.

The 'same shit' isn't necessarily boring. The same 'nasty shit' is. It depends on what you wanted to say. Your version would have meant something subtly different.

[edit: Thank you, Sul]

/very loud sucking noises like a Creepy Crawly stuck in the corner.

Cyber Violence 4tw! Go Brockles Go!

"that's the pot calling Samuel Jackson black don't you think?"

This is incredible. What a line!

Now stop fighting, kids. You don't want to see me angry.

Oh, and unrelated to what's been said before, but Lucy Record is way out of your league, Brock. She's the Johnny Cash to your Dolly Parton.

Nah. Lucy's a slut-piece. Everyone knows that she's anyone's for a walnut whip and a strawberry milkshake.

Make that a banana milkshake and a fruit'n nut and it's a deal, pointy-boy.

Wow. I was going to say a banana milkshake, as it's my favourite. But I thought I was in the minority.

Oh, for polls to establish the iamcal-ations favourite flavour!

God no. I'd spend an afternoon on my back under a bald man with a needle like penis for another banana milkshake.

Oh, the number of times I've said that.

yeh please bring back polls, they weren't abused that badly !

about these milkshakes, can you choose any flavour cos in that case its caramel for me

I'm a Banana Man meself ....... damn, I've revealed my secret identity.

Now, you must all DIE for the common good.

2 years down the line and beergoad still sounds like a fortune cookie in his posts ;)

AND in his cups

i've had enough of syl in her latest incarnation. she's been blocked from the site.

as for polls - you can do it by just asking people. adding up the results manually isn't so difficult, even for an iamcal user...

ahhh cal. i agree with you hosing syl down for a bit, but...
not permanently?
...you don't think this was just a temporary episode? certainly looked like one.

maybe consider de-blocking her after a cooling-down/steaming-off time?

we could always take a poll ;)

we'll see. she has a reputation around these parts for this sort of thing

I had a poll when I woke up this morning!

badoom-tish!

Woo, Cal 4tw!

Oh, and Banana milkshakes for me, ta.

ahhh cal. i agree with you hosing syl down for a bit

Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm not a big milkshake drinker and certainly haven't had a banana milkshake for a very long time. From what I remember I'm pretty sure I'm not too fond of them.

Now I feel left out.

Yeah, you non-banana loving freak

Er. SO to speak. (Grim has made everything smutty!)

I like strawberry milkshake.

I don't remember fights like these before

I remember Vic sul and bumdog getting at me for poor spelling and grammer though, I miss those days

...

And it's obviously done you the world of good.

You're welcome.

I think iamcal is a very good diet program.

I have usually eaten alot more then this by this time of the morning.

I think Syl was perhaps unwise to post "Well it doesn't seem to have done you any good, ellipse, seeing as you can't get anyone to sleep with you at all. Maybe you should give in and go with a woman, it seems we are less choosy. ;)" but I assumed it wasn't meant maliciously because of the smiley. I don't know how ellipse felt about it as she (probably wisely) left well alone until she asked for pop-corn. Nice touch, that, I thought.

However, Vic doesn't like Syl, and vice versa, and while I'm not surprised that things got out of hand after Vic's response I think it's a pity that it did.

I say bring back Syl! Or ban Brock as well and make an example of them both!

Fuck you, Lucid! I shall stamp on your Lilliputian head! ;)

(*^(*&%^&^)&^&&*^^



Thanks, Grim...

Apparently, you can say what you like as long as you have a smiley afterward...

see, there goes brock being abusive again.

grim: or ...

"Lilliputian head" - hehe

you're all a bunch of slags

:)

/me looks for the 'Pot/Kettle' banner

Oh.

;)

Sorry.

Hey Frankie!

Oh, and I agree Warhead, I'll take the credit.

Err, I mean Blame.

ok i might delete this later - but for now

all i did was go on, and on, and on, and on about her stalking and kick her out of our brockstalk group on flickr. Which seemed to set off this series of personal & malicious outbursts.

Would i go on, and on and on and on about it again? yes - because it's stupid and funny. I really don't think i stepped over the line, until now i shut the fuck up as i'm not into girl fights, and I'm not sure why she took it so personally.

me i dislike anything that is public, personal, malicious, obsessive and somewhat violent. Unless it is delivered in a snappy one liner, as a cute retort or by Brock (he paid me to say that) which is the way i love my iamcal. This place is all about barbs and humour and fucking with each other in a non-sexual way, unless it's vic and brock, or sul and brock (but that's noramlly as a special birthday present)

I wasn't apportioning blame, just making an observation. And I didn't know anything about the 'Brock stalk forum' stuff because I went off him ages ago (in that repsect) and hardly ever visit the forum.

I don't think you have anything to worry about, ellipse. I think she was just going off on one because it is her personality. She was much the same during the dark times of 'the Uma saga', including the frankly bizarre 'denial of all evidence of being Syl' thing. This isn't a new thing, so there's no need to assume it's your fault.

Shrug and let it go. I don't give a fuck what she thinks, why should you?

"This place is all about barbs and humour and fucking with each other in a non-sexual way"

Cal must be SO proud...

:D

Someone snapping is always entertaining. We've got something like 6 months until someone goes again by my estimations. Who will it be?

I'm probably due again soon.

Lilliputian head?

WH
i'm just making my obversation

OK

you could always resort to a good bit of gary baiting? It's a shame grim doesn't really bite anymore...

Jeffld: Gulliver's Travels innit.

Gary baiting, you say?

Mariah Carey is a skanky whore and loves it up the arse. Although her nasty singing voice does sound a bit harsh when she screams with the pain...

/me waits.


()*^*&^&*^(%(&^%^&%*^%&^%(* - edit fest

Goddamn, but that Maria is fine.

I felt like syl was snapping at anything that moved.
usually she's just mad at vic so I was surprised she made that harsh comment towards ellipse. I thought Brock was doing a nice job telling her off so I kept out of it untill she snapped in the other thread.
I think it's a good thing she is done.

/logging of again, damn having internet monitered so closely at work

No way, man... I've been on the brink of being banned several times (and there's probably a couple of people here who still do want to see the demise of Lucy Record for real)... it's like real life, innit... you're going to get people falling out now and again. I'm just not sure banning them is really the way to deal with it. Now if only we could all sit down and have a nice cup of tea and think about what we've done.

Lilliputian head? Hush, Brogue, or I'll think of some witty remark involving sunglasses and baldness...

A witty remark, perhaps, but probably long in the tooth and over used...

(stumpy)

God, why didn't I think of that...

Lilliputian head? Hush, Brogue, you're just long in the tooth and over used...

long in the head? "dolichocephalic"

aamof I have a cup of tea right here, right now. And I'm sitting down. All I have to do now is think about what I've done and I meet all of the Doc's criteria.

I feel better already.

See. I too have tea and seat. Now isn't that better.

snap!

Oh no! Salty's too fat for the seat.

no, there was a crocodile in my tea.

bloody aussie tea

i'm having hot coccoa and crumpets

watch out for warm-water crocodiles

I always thought Salty was fat. I my 'mental image' of him, that is.

i have a vivid mental image of salti which doesn't include him being fat. but in my mental picture he's also english, so it's atleast somewhat fucked up

Ahh now, my appearance.

dear cal, hi this is water, i am syl's friend. she asked me to log on and say that she is very sorry for being so rude in this thread and to please forgive her. she's just having a hard time i think. she wants me to say sorry to brock and ellipse. and she says to say goodbye and thanks for all the laughs.

Aww.

Please tell her thanks for the letter and little beady gifts. Very cute. :)

(from Alfie and Me)

okay i'll tell her thanks. i am watching this thread for her. she is my ex-girlfriend, she invited me to imacal and flickr. flickr is quite a cool site. i've posted some of my pics there. i am a diver, there are a few underwater shots. hey, syl isn't so bad...she did shit me out for being vulgar too. but hey, i know her. she's having a hard time at the moment and gets cross real quick. do you think this cal guy will unbock her?

This guy cal may well unblock her. We shall see.