Discussion » Ah PITY tha foo'! 2.0.

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Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 29th November 2005:
 
T 2.0!

he-eeeee's ba-ack
we're also starting work right now on my new show - which is called I Pity The Fool.

"Unlike all the other reality programmes, it is going to be about helping people. We're not going to be eating worms or swapping wives.

"For example a lady might write to me saying she's having trouble at a car dealership, because she's the only female employee and the men are harassing her. So I'll go in and straighten things out.

"I learn about the situation, observe for a couple of days and then call the guys into a meeting and give them the Mr T rap - 'I tell you fools, you don't disrespect no lady. My mum is a lady.'

"I don't get physical with anyone but I talk to them man to man and brother to brother."
Posted by Grim..., 29th November 2005:
 
AWESOME =D =D =D
Posted by WarHead, 29th November 2005:
 
Difficult to take him seriously, I find.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 29th November 2005:
 
tut tut, you philistine-- the man is the leading statesman and philosopher of our age
Posted by Victor Menendezz, 29th November 2005:
 
Innit, he was wearing gold chains and dungarees AGES before you.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 29th November 2005:
 
word
Posted by Victor Menendezz, 30th November 2005:
 
Can someone post me a link to the Mr T 419 scam page?
Posted by Grim..., 30th November 2005:
 
Er...

The IAmCal page has all but gone, but the emails are held here forever =]
Posted by Victor Menendezz, 30th November 2005:
 
Nice one Grimothy.
Posted by Grim..., 30th November 2005:
 
Poor scammy fool wasn't buying a word of it until he saw this:

Posted by Grim..., 30th November 2005:
 
Wow - two years old.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, 30th November 2005:
 
BTW Grim, I am Uber!
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, 30th November 2005:
 
I knocked that pic up in about 10 minutes. I love the fact that his greed blinded him to the obvious fakeness.
Posted by Grim..., 30th November 2005:
 
Nicely done.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, 30th November 2005:
 
I'm impressed that you strung him along for as long as you did.
Posted by Grim..., 30th November 2005:
 
I think it could have gone on longer, but it had reached it's logical conclusion.
Thanks to my quick thinking and Chay's awesome 'shop skills, he believed everything we said =D
Posted by beargod_DUPE1, 30th November 2005:
 
I miss that, you should do it again Grim... it was funny
Posted by WarHead, 2nd December 2005:
 
OK, any takers?


From: rita obed - mrsobed@yahoo.com
To: barry.scott@cillitbang.co.uk
Date: Thu, Dec 1, 2005 3:41 pm
Subject: can you work with me?

GREETINGS,



Based on the information and recommendation I got about quick growth of business, investment and commerce in your country, I deemed it necessary to write and inform you about my interest to invest in any viable venture in joint partnership with you.



I am Mrs. Rita Obed the first wife of king George Obed K.S.M the king of mende tribe in Sierra Leone. On the 19th May, 2000 my husband was murdered by some rebel group on the accusation that he is a great sponsor and in support to restore the democratically elected President of Alhadji Tejan Kabba. Almost half of the palace was burnt. Fortunately I was not in the place when they raided the palace my husband married 4 wives with 16 children two of the wives, with my 3 children where murdered in cold blood while my second son escape the incident with bullet wounds on his right leg. At the moment where the remaining families are I
don’t know their way about whether they are alive or not.


Right now I am writing to seek for assistance from you but not without a reward. Since the sudden assassination of my husband the family has been displaced and totally disorganized left with noting. Early that year before my Late husband was murdered he came back from travel and gave me some document to keep for him as usual he told me that he
deposited 18.5 million USD in a trunk box with private security company in Abidjan Côte d’Ivoire as a family treasure in disguise. So I decided to go and search for the
documents where I use to keep them I discovered the documents covering the deposit he made with the company and some other documents like his will and other documents for his business. As my town has been a serious war zone, I made arrangement with two peace
keeping force to help me and my son move out of the country, however we moved out of Sierra Leone successfully, to Abidjan Côte d’Ivoire where we are now. I have confirmed the deposit with the company

.
Now I wish to transfer these funds abroad and enter into a business venture as the country (Côte d’Ivoire) is no longer in peace since they conducted their Presidential election on the 22nd October 2000 the country has witness all sort of political unrest ranging from ethnic clash which resulted to killing of innocent citizens and strangers are living in fears as the country is no longer that peaceful nation as it was before due to this reason that I have
decided to contact you, to assist me to lift this fund out of this country as the security bank had requested.


Please I need your assistance soonest. You would be rewarded with a 20% of the total money after the expenses incurred if any.


Waiting for your soonest reply. Please write to my other mailbox (mrsobed@codehot.co.uk)


Thanks and God bless you.


Mrs. Rita Obed
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 2nd December 2005:
 
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