ok, we already know that but here's another great example just now on boingboing:
The French Democracy is a political film about France's riots, made in machinima (a filmmaking technique that uses video-games as animation engines) with the new video game The Movies -- a game whose objective is to make machinima films.
The French Democracy is a little rough around the edges, unashamedly political and one-sided
The French Democracy machinima fillum
"one-sided?"
errr
wtf?
where the hell does your head have to be to see that as one-sided?
Posted by
WarHead, 30th November 2005:
The Japs are as bizarre, in their own unique way. Have you had
wind of this before?
I'd like to post a 2 year snopes link but I'm a tad drunk. Can someone else do it? Cheers.
at least half the google hits on my blog site are searching for "farting girls" or similar...
Posted by
WarHead, 1st December 2005:
Looks like those bizarre yanks don't like the law. This from
mn francis
Posted by
WarHead, around 5th December 2005:
Er, bump!!11
I say bring on the solicitors. I enjoy verbally abusing them.
i prefer sexually abusing them
e.g. (and ipso facto):
"you got no dick, you cunt!"
Posted by
Grim..., around 6th December 2005:
Because, obviously, all solicitors are male =]
the abuse quotient of that example IS halved if the target is female.
it is clearly not unisex abuse. i wonder if that renders it non-compliant with EU legislation?
to be on the safe side, i shall ask all lawyers to drop their skirts before sexually abusing them
now, only the problems of scottish lawyers and pants-suits (pant-suits?) remain
Posted by
Topforkie, around 10th December 2005:
Does anyone else hate this "where there's blame there's a claim" mentality the americans have ? If you trip over a broken paving slab should your first thought be "compensation time" !!! or should you be thinking "Well that was a fucking silly place to walk, I'll try to look where I'm going in future"
You don't need compensation. You need DETTOL !
Posted by
WarHead, around 11th December 2005:
Depends how big the break in the slab is, or how much it sticks up. But generally speaking, I agree with the sentiment you express.
That reminds me of those cases where fatties sued McDonalds and smokers sued the cigarette companies. I want to gently suggest to the fatties : perhaps eating less than eleven big macs would do the trick?
Posted by
WarHead, around 12th December 2005:
Careful, Cal could easily ban you for
that comment, if he's in a tetchy mood.
But anyway, do you think they have a case?
Posted by
WarHead, around 12th December 2005:
Isn't the argument that the companies
knew about the detrimental effects of their products and failed to warn their customers? I know there have been health warnings in cigarette packets for several years, but they supposedly knew about the links with health problems long before they started publishing the warnings.
Posted by
WarHead, around 12th December 2005:
Cal's not fat?
1. That was not a question, was it?
2. My comment was a joke.
3.
He does like his burgers, though.
"Caution: this product can cause fatness if used in a manner other than as directed."
Universal Disclaimer: "Warning. Not to be used by Americans."
&%$%&**^%$$$&
is that better, wh?
I am not being nasty to fatties : I am myself fat. But I see myself as being responsible for what I put in my mouth. Everybody on the planet knows that eating too much fast food can make you fat. Eating too much of anything makes you fat. So how can they blame the companies for their eating habits?
"Caution: this product can cause fatness if used in a manner other than as directed."
fatness. hahaha!
Heard this on the radio this morning, 94.7 The Rude Awakening, Jeremy Mansfield : so these two flies walk into a restaurant and order a plate of sh*t each. The one fly asks for garlic sauce with his, the other one says No garlic for me please it makes my breath stink.
Posted by
WarHead, around 12th December 2005:
is that better, wh?
Not really. 'Cal's not fat' is a statement, not a question. Unless you are an Australian, of course.
It is short for : Cal is not fat, why would he mind me saying that about fat people?
Posted by
WarHead, around 12th December 2005:
Is it? I never got the hang of Afrikaans.
Jy moet 'n bietjie harder probeer my man. Dit is beslis net nie goed genoeg nie. ;)
Posted by
WarHead, around 13th December 2005:
That's easy for
you to say.
He's definately plump. But I heard it was pizzas, not burgers.
Mmmmmmmm. Pizza.
Of the photo's that I've seen of Cal, he doesn't seem plump to me...has he also put on forty pounds?
Posted by
WarHead, around 14th December 2005:
He's definately plump. But I heard it was pizzas, not burgers.
Look at the evidence, Doc.
He seems to have a penchant for sushi, too, but that's more likely to poison him quickly than make him inflate slowly.
Nooooo, Cal eats pizza's on the sly.
Posted by
WarHead, around 14th December 2005:
Parhaps so, but where's the photographic evidence?
Oh, no sorry, that's me. My mistake. No, I do really.