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Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 3rd December 2005:
 
www.letterstobinladen.org

osama bin laden you are weird and i hate you i think what you did was wrong and you should go to hell for that i hope you do and that nothing good could happen in your life.burn.
write comment 12-2-2005

hey osama i think you are cool.
write comment 12-2-2005

Those virgins you promise are all men!
write comment 9-20-2005
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 3rd December 2005:
 
Dear Osama.

How are you? I am fine. How do you prefer you name to be pronounced, "lah-den" or "lay-den"? Please clear up this argument I have with some fellow infidels.

Thanks Muchly,

Dan Sullivan

P.S. I like your beard.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 3rd December 2005:
 
Dear Osamywamy
I wub yoo to bits. Tell me: what is the biggest fragment of food you can strain through your beard? Is everything soup to you, as you struggle there in the desert with only your satellite tv and groupies to console you?
Hugs and bombings
Sal T.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, 3rd December 2005:
 
Dear Ozzie,

I've always wondered, when a natural disaster strikes a western country, you always say it is Allah punishing the infidel. But when earthquakes wipe out large numbers of Muslims, why is it not a message from Allah saying 'Stop murdering people in my name you stupid inbred cocksuckers?'

Regards,

VM
Posted by WarHead, 3rd December 2005:
 
Dear Mr Bin Laden

did your friend ex-President Hussain ever settle that dispute about who won the game of rock-paper-scissors with the judge?

Has he ever considered entering the RPS World Championships? I'm afraid he is too late for the 2005 event which took place in October, but if he's at liberty he still has time to qualify for 2006. Entry is not yet open, but please keep an eye on the RPS website at www.worldrps.com for announcements.

Warren Head
(Not affiliated with the RPS in any way)

P.S. I regret to inform you that the rules make no mention of his disputed 'Pen Missile' gambit, so please warn him about that.

P.P.S. And Tiger Hand isn't allowed either.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 3rd December 2005:
 
Erm - wrong evil cunt WH?
Posted by Brock, 4th December 2005:
 
Dumb.......arse.
Posted by Gary, 4th December 2005:
 
Dear Ozzie,

I've always wondered, when a natural disaster strikes a western country, you always say it is Allah punishing the infidel. But when earthquakes wipe out large numbers of Muslims, why is it not a message from Allah saying 'Stop murdering people in my name you stupid inbred cocksuckers?'

Regards,

VM


LMAO! Brilliant. :)
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 4th December 2005:
 
ditto
Posted by WarHead, 4th December 2005:
 
Shit!

£$%&£%$&^
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 4th December 2005:
 
wow! dude, you, like, toe-tally changed time
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
Best change of time EVAH!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
i always thought Warren's surname was "Peace"
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
*buddum tish* ;)
Posted by WarHead, 5th December 2005:
 
On an entirely different note, did you know that the only (supposedly)undetectable poison known to man comes from the stomach of a crocodile?

And before you ask I don't know how we know about it, if it's undetectable.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
i *WAS* wondering about that...
Posted by WarHead, 5th December 2005:
 
$&*£&$%^

Hur, hur.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
heh
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
that little un-auditable temporal exchange will make NO sense to anyone else, you know…
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
Awww. It's your own private joke. Can you feel yourselves bonding?
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
That'll be the ePoxy.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
that'll be aPoxy joke
Posted by WarHead, 5th December 2005:
 
They may not know excatly what has gone before, but I'm sure they'll understand the concept.