Discussion » An open letter to Madonna

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Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 4th December 2005:
 
Dear Madonna,

How are you? I am fine. When you make a documentary that explains how you never got any dancing gigs because you "stood out too much" please be aware that everyone knows that "standing out" is a nice way of saying you're shit.

Also can you put your minge and arse away. Thanks.

Dan Sullivan
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
PS you have great thighs
Posted by Grim..., 5th December 2005:
 
My wife has a pair of Madonna's old trainers.

FACT!
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
are you sure they didnt fib on their respective CVs?
Posted by WarHead, 5th December 2005:
 
Are they costly to feed?
Posted by WarHead, 5th December 2005:
 
Is this them?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
oo mismatched trainers, the next big thing
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 5th December 2005:
 
black & white is the new black, donchaknow