i was about to say that this was beyond parody, but then had an idea.
how about a game where 2 little japanese girls struggle against each other to pull each other's dress up and expose their panties, losing Face with each exposure or near-exposure, and the only way to ensure your opponent doesn't regain Face is to stab her through the chest with your glowing argon mega-katana forearm rocket-blade.
i think that'd be a good game, waddayou reckon?
Posted by
Brock, around 6th December 2005:
Every time you think that Japanese show you the pinnacle of weird, they go and jump upward about 10 notches...
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaks.
Posted by
Grim..., around 6th December 2005:
Is this the last Japanese fighting game, then?
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 6th December 2005:
No. It's just currently the japanesiest.
I want to play it, dying when someone takes a pic of you, WOW!
Posted by
Grim..., around 7th December 2005:
It's a bit like those tribesman who thinks photographs take away their soul =]
a japanese schoolgirl without panties is a japanese schoolgirl without soul