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Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 6th December 2005:
 
this guy deserves an honorary membership, methinks:
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Unfortunately – BLOODRAYNE is a waste of time and talent and money. I found it to be a degree or two better than ALONE IN THE DARK – but that’s like smelling your shit 3 days in a row and saying on the third day, “Ya know, I think this smells a little better than yesterday’s.” It’s still shit.

the movie definitely has its plusses, mind:
In Uwe’s film, there’s certainly blood – and tits. He actually hired real Romanian Mafia owned “whores” for this decadent scene involving Meatloaf’s character. “They were better than actors. We looked for local Romanian actresses, but there they are all from the theater and act very broadly. For 150 euros a piece the whores would be naked and do as they were told. It was better.”
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 6th December 2005:
 
lead actress's hammy acting:
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 11th January 2006:
 
narnia was really nice. has anybody seen the wallace and grommit movie? what's it like?
Posted by WarHead, around 11th January 2006:
 
An animation of plasticene characters.

BTW, did you get to Narnia through the back of your wardrobe? When I try that I just get concussion.
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 11th January 2006:
 
You should remove the golf clubs then.
Posted by Miki_DUPE1, around 11th January 2006:
 
I thought Nania was nice, bit I still love the old BBC version and I don't think this film improved on that really.

Wallace and Gromit was super!