Posted by
WarHead, around December 2005:
This just confirms what I've often suspected.
Posted by
bumdog, around December 2005:
Yeah, you don't need a prescription, innit.
"now
MORE-SIZE bottles"!! now with added bigosity!
Posted by
WarHead, around August 2006:
Not as subtle as they used to be:
You won't increase your most important muscle in gyms - so this is what you have to try! You will be counting days before your rod will be almost reaching your knees.
Just think how you would enjoy the new-found confidence and the feeling of power. Your girl can already start fantasizing about the huge you come and please her like never before. Come on in here: www.lorned.com/gal/ms
Let's face it, you always wanted it. And with this product you can finally get what you want - better size and its better usage!
A friend to all is a friend to none. Hard work never did anyone any harm Better to be lowly in spirit and among the oppressed than to share plunder with the proud A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood. A chat has nine lives..
"your rod will be almost reaching your knees ... "
hahaHAHAHAhahahaha!! haaaaaaa!
^ this IS emma and not alfie again? hee hee
Posted by
WarHead, around August 2006:
I love cock spam
I believe it's a delicacy in the Far East.
Ha! Watch your mouth young man!
Posted by
Emma, around August 2006:
Yah it's Emma and not Alfie in disguise as me
Posted by
Emma, around August 2006:
Alfie loves cock spam too
He had a good one last night
Posted by
WarHead, around August 2006:
0_0
Now I think it may be some kind of kinky swingers type of thing in Chester.
Posted by
Brock, around August 2006:
Emma loves cock spam, Alfie loves cock.
That's the best way to tell them apart, apparently.
When I was around 10 years old my little group of friends favourite insult was cock-spam-spunkhead - FACT! I still like to use every now and then.
I've got double D cups and I'm quite happy with them, it's the rest of my body that bothers me. I've lost nearly 5 stone over a couple of years and your boobs will get smaller. Surgery is so drastic and they will probably tell you to go away and lose weight first anyway. Good luck with the weightloss :)
cock spam sounds like something you squeeze out
Doc
Is that cut and pasted from something emma said?
It's from the best accidental-posting-from-a-different-user ever.
It sounded like you had said it...
So I was wondering if anyone here had ever had any good fights with owls? Don't get me wrong, I'm no owl hater, but occasionally you are sneaking aroud in the barn late at night, and an owl will come plunging at you with it's claws out right in front of you, and fighting the owl is the only real option. The last time I was sneaking around, a proper big barn owl launched itself at me, obviously believing I was a large mouse or another type of prey. I put up a good fight, and beat the owl against a large wooden pillar that no doubt was integral to the structure of the barn, but this didn't prevent the owl's claws sinking yet deeper into the skin of my arms. Much as I beat this owl against the pillar, it would not let go. I would not stop the frenzied thrashing of a man impaled. It would not the instinctive sinking of claws into agressor. It seemed like a no-win situation. Eventually I threw myself on the ground, yelping like a sick meercat. The owl seeming to sense victory, relaxed its claws for a moment. I leapt up, grabbing the owl with both hands, and bashed it into the pillar one last time. Whilst it lay dazed, I ran for cover, refusing to leave my farmhouse for two days. Within a matter of hours, the owl had retained all normal functions, and is now housed in my barn. Everything is back to the way it used to be. Has anyone else here had a similar fight with an owl? I would love to hear from you.
