Discussion » Jokes?

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Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
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Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
hahaha.
I love that one.
Classic.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
Is that a blue period?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
black on this screen.

or is it merely an absence of light?

hmm
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
Van der Merwe walks into a bar...


sorry I forgot the joke. Rats.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 8th January 2006:
 
So I was looking on the "Official Crayfish Fan-site" and found this little gem...

Q. What's the difference between a crayfish and a chinese student in Tiannemen Square?

A. Nothing. They are both crushedasians.
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 8th January 2006:
 
haha!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 8th January 2006:
 


"ha. ha.
i like mr doc's joke very much.

i also like watching "Mongolian Cow Sour Yogurt Super Girl contest" -- it have 17 year old super voice girl™
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 8th January 2006:
 
Who is that ^ Chinese man?
Posted by WarHead, around 8th January 2006:
 
The Rone Langer.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 8th January 2006:
 
golden super happy wonder man!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 8th January 2006:
 
by the bye: google "Mongolian Cow Sour Yogurt Super Girl contest" for a brief boggle moment
Posted by Alice, around 8th January 2006:
 
Aye did that. Some sort of Chinese "Idols" - weird. Salty you do come up with some humdingers.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 8th January 2006:
 
dinging that hum is what i'm all about, baby
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around June 2006:
 
Where are all your jokes, then?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around June 2006:
 
I told a joke the other day and nobody laughed. So :P to all of you!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 4th June 2006:
 
I once asked an Englishman what the first thing that came into his
mind was when I said "Freud".

He said "Eggs, bacon, sausages, beans, tomato, and 2 toasts."
Posted by Mathos, around 4th June 2006:
 
- account disabled -
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 4th June 2006:
 
Mathos:
here's a great quote you might enjoy, but regardless should certainly take to heart:
"Here's a good idea;
when you tell a story, try to have a point."

-- Steve Martin in "Planes, Trains, & Automobiles"
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 4th June 2006:
 
Or more to the point : FUCK OFF

I'm normally not this rude, but you are being an arsehole Mathos
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 6th June 2006:
 
Steve Martin?

Isn't he that dude out of Coldplay?
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 6th June 2006:
 
So Tony Hart and Andi Peters go into a pub. Andi tugs on Tony's sleeve and says "I've left my money at home. Can you buy me a pint of Guinness." Tony considers it. Finally, he replies "Only if I can have sex with you in the ass."
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 7th June 2006:
 
:D
Posted by bumdog, around 7th June 2006:
 
Huge 'ARF' for that one!