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Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
My boobs are size DD almost E. It's also because I have put on a lot of weight. I plan to lose 25kg this year, but even so, my boobs will only go down to a size D. I really hate them, but I am also very scared of having an operation. I want them to be a size B. What do you think? Should I have an op?
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
Why would you want them to be smaller?

It's not like they are G cup or H cups. I mean I can't see that a DD or D cup is inconvienent or unmanagable.

Plus is it worth the scarring and other associated surgery risks just to make perfectly normal sized things unneccessarily smaller?
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
Maybe you are right. It's just that they irritate me so much. And I do have some back pain. I just don't like big boobs. Hey, thanks for your input Alfeus, I have been thinking about this for a while and it's important to me. :)
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
Perhaps your back pain will ease as you lose the kg you are planning to? :) I think surgery would be a rather drastic option to be honest. Perhaps see how the diet goes first. :)
Posted by Miki_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
I totally sympathise, big boobs are a bloody nuissance.
I have also considered surgery but I'm also not giving myself permission untill I have lost a lot of weight.
Added thing: there is a risk for them to do breast reduction when you are overweight, apparently they can come out weird shaped/lumpy etc. (saw some documentary once that convinced me it wasn't a good idea to try before I lost weight)
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
Yep, agreed, I won't go unless I've lost the weight. Hoo Boy. It starts tomorrow, just had lovely turkey and roast potatoes. I don't know how the hell I'm gonna do this.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
[seriously upsetting mispost]
Posted by Emma, around December 2005:
 
I've got double D cups and I'm quite happy with them, it's the rest of my body that bothers me. I've lost nearly 5 stone over a couple of years and your boobs will get smaller. Surgery is so drastic and they will probably tell you to go away and lose weight first anyway. Good luck with the weightloss :)
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
hahah - best wrong login post evah!
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
Thanks Emma. How did you manage to lose 5 stone? Is it seven pounds to the stone? So that's 35 pounds...quite a lot!
Posted by Emma, around December 2005:
 
It's 14 pounds to a stone :D so that's 70 pounds
I did it by healthy eating and excercise, not a quick fix but it works. Don't eat processed food. I rate Gillian Mckeith but I know lots of people find her annoying.

Sul LOL
Posted by Grim..., around December 2005:
 
Sul bwahahahahahhahahah!
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
Wow. 70 pounds. I would be really happy with 50.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
> double post

awwww put it back the way it was. sul was right.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
Sul. Good god yes. Thankfully I spotted Emma's wrong login in under a minute.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
nice tits, alfie

(cue: warhead)
Posted by Ass Master!!!!!, around 1st January 2006:
 
photos of me arse to follow shortly.. if i find a usb cable.
Posted by Brock, around 1st January 2006:
 
Use a camera, dumb arse. USB cables have really shit resolution and poor lenses.
Posted by WarHead, around 1st January 2006:
 
I .... must ... not ... post ... a .... link ... to .... those ..... tits .... again ....arrrrgggghhhhh.
Posted by Ass Master!!!!!, around 1st January 2006:
 
lol warhead, you have big cock?? we want to see a imageof bou-bou tit before we yearn upon their position. show us!! or your ass
Posted by WarHead, around 1st January 2006:
 
/me gives in to temptation and popular demand.

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Posted by jeffld_DUPE1, around 1st January 2006:
 
If this thread doesn't attract random googlers, nothing will.
Posted by lipsie, around 2nd January 2006:
 
never forget syl
part of your weight and boob issue is due t the those pills.
I know exactly how you feel, and it sucks.
But, i have yet to have a guy complain about my increased cleevage, for some reason guys love it. so go buy yourself some low cut tops and take advantage of your assets.

and yes this is ellipse, i'M housesitting with a borrowed laptop, a case of wine, and a fridge stuffed with tasy things like cherries, cheese and avocados
Posted by Grim..., around 2nd January 2006:
 
Show us your tits!

/coat
Posted by Grim..., around 2nd January 2006:
 
Is one of these you, Ell?

Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 2nd January 2006:
 
Thanks for the support lipsie I appreciate it. Scuse the pun. (support) heh heh
Posted by Brock, around 2nd January 2006:
 
No, none of those are ellipse. She was standing behind the camera.
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 2nd January 2006:
 
lipsie, post a pic of yourself!
Posted by lipsie, around 3rd January 2006:
 
kiss
Posted by lipsie, around 3rd January 2006:
 
those are some of the bitches i hang with
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around 3rd January 2006:
 
www.flickr.com/photos/ellip...
Posted by WarHead, around 4th January 2006:
 
w00t - cal steps in.
Posted by Grim..., around 4th January 2006:
 
Nekkidness! www.flickr.com/photos/ellip...
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 4th January 2006:
 
Sorry but

"i'm not too sure about the brown"

*snigger*
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 5th January 2006:
 
Hey lipsie you are pretty. Especially in the one that's got all the girly stuff.
Posted by Bobby-G, around 8th January 2006:
 
HI YOU BITCHES HAVE SOME BIG ASS TITS I WOULD I TO SUCK ON THEM FOR YOU
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 8th January 2006:
 
I I
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 9th January 2006:
 
Ahem. Take a hike, Bobby-G.
Posted by Grim..., around 9th January 2006:
 
Now, don't be too hasty - for all you know he's super-rich...
Posted by lipsie, around 9th January 2006:
 
being super rich is not everything
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 9th January 2006:
 
I don't care if he's super-rich, he aint never gonna hang off these. Not to start an argument or anything, but Grim, are you implying that I am only nice to rich people? I think he (Bobby-G) was being a bit insulting, to be honest. If some guy said that to my face, he would get his face slapped.
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 9th January 2006:
 
And where are all the gentlemen on this site? How can you let someone say that to a lady and not flame them on my behalf? ;)
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 9th January 2006:
 
"what i want from a man is someone who is kind, and caring, and OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT PORSCHE!!!!"
Posted by Brock, around 9th January 2006:
 
As soon as a lady is insulted, I will be right there to defend them...
Posted by WarHead, around 9th January 2006:
 
Boudicca, I wouldn't take any notice of Bobby-G. It was either one of our witty subscribers having a larf, or some dingbat who posted here once and will never be seen again. Either way, it's not worth even the slightest increase in blood pressure.

Also, regrettably I don't think there are any gentlemen subscribed either.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 9th January 2006:
 
But he just wanted some big ass tits...
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 9th January 2006:
 
Lucid! I thought you were a gent!

Brock, Grammar Grim says : As soon as a lady is insulted, I will be right there to defend her...

Nah, warhead, I couldn't give a shit really. :)
I think I have finally learnt not to take anything on this site to heart. Just having a rev on Grim...
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 9th January 2006:
 
Ladies (I think there are only about four of us) complete the following sentence :

"what i want from a man is someone who is kind, and caring, and OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT __________!!!!"


PENIS!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 9th January 2006:
 
like i said
Posted by Grim..., around 9th January 2006:
 
Just having a rev on Grim...
Me?
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 9th January 2006:
 
Yeah, you're the one who said hang on he may be rich...
Posted by Grim..., around 10th January 2006:
 
WTF is a rev?
Posted by Brock, around 10th January 2006:
 
A revolution.
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 10th January 2006:
 
Like Rev the motor. (Is it a slang only here?)
Posted by Brock, around 10th January 2006:
 
No. I use it too. It's just Grim appears to have ahead made of cheese today.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 26th January 2006:
 
What do you think, Kerri? Shall I have a boob job?

News flash : I have lost 3kg (6 pounds) so far.
Posted by Brock, around 26th January 2006:
 
Fucking hell. Talk about garnering attention. Bumping old threads to ask people questions about "me me me!!!! Say something nice, go on!"
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 26th January 2006:
 
I thought you would be happy for me. :(
Posted by WarHead, around 26th January 2006:
 
I know it's difficult for you, Brockman, but try to be bit compassionate. Syl, is that 3 pounds on each or are you a bit lopsided now?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 26th January 2006:
 
HA!HA!HA! It's 3 pounds off the left one! hahahaha!
Posted by WarHead, around 26th January 2006:
 
Ha, Brock will now feel a right tit.
Posted by Grim..., around 26th January 2006:
 
WTF?
Having a revolution on Grim?

What the hell does that mean?

/confused
Posted by Brock, around 26th January 2006:
 
As in 'revving up' as in *rim-rim-RIM*. All getting worked up and making a noise (vaguely) reminiscent of a car revving up.

Dumb arse. It is such a popular phrase among the Yoof.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 26th January 2006:
 
as in *rim-rim-RIM*

As in Rimming?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 26th January 2006:
 
Grim-Grim-GRRRRRRIMMMM!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 27th January 2006:
 
it would be, yes
Posted by MERV SKILTON, around 27th January 2006:
 
Dear Miss Boudicca..

I really need to see your DOUBLE D BOOBS first.. but I suggest in the meantime you lose 25kg or more and aim at getting your butt size to a Kylie Minogue size & your boob size at a Pamela Anderson size.. cos there's nothin' better than a skinny chic with big tits in a red one piece swimsuit & Ugg Boots.. which will make me really want to put you on my Merv's Babe Of The Month page on www.merv.com.au .. don't make them too small!..

Regards Dr. Mervyn E. Skilton (The Thirst)
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 27th January 2006:
 
hahahahahaha!
Posted by Grim..., around 27th January 2006:
 
Oh. I've never heard the phrase before - thanks Brockles.

Grim-Grim-GRRRRRRIMMMM!

Bwahahahaha!
Posted by kerri_2001, around 27th January 2006:
 
Dear Syl, are you the same as Boudicca?? If so then theres no nead to get a boobjob unless they are draging you down, I am just an B but then I am quite petit and slight, see if I can find a picture
Posted by MERV SKILTON, around 27th January 2006:
 
A naked photo will do just fine thanks Kerri 2001
Posted by Brock, around 27th January 2006:
 
PICTURE!!!!!
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 27th January 2006:
 
Hi Kerri, yes, I am Boudicca. That's just it - they are dragging me down.
Posted by Grim..., around 27th January 2006:
 
I'm sure MERV will help you hold them up =/
Posted by kerri_2001, around 27th January 2006:
 
want one of you first Brock and you Mervin
Posted by Grim..., around 27th January 2006:
 
This is Brock, innit?

Posted by kerri_2001, around 27th January 2006:
 
Wow brock, you are a hnnky chap! You can park your lorry outside my house any time!
Posted by Brock, around 27th January 2006:
 
Ah, my favourite euphamism...

Anyway, you mentioned pictures first, I don't think it's right to promise a shot and then demand that others post one first. So there. :p
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 27th January 2006:
 
^^^ (brock displaying his new genital bra)
Posted by Brock, around 27th January 2006:
 
There are some sweaty gonads going on there too, aren't there?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 29th January 2006:
 
I think the steroids have shrunk his gonads. Either that or he became a bodybuilder to make up for (the lack) of them. Pee Wee Brock


you see, Salty I am not exclusively bitchy towards women. ;)
Posted by syl_DUPE1, 30th January 2006:
 
I am at home with a dreadful cold!
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 30th January 2006:
 
"Nought more woesome troubles thy head
Than a common cold when full of dread."

Yates
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 30th January 2006:
 
Achoo! You can say that again!
Posted by brunette007, around 6th March 2006:
 
Hi peeps, im Michelle im 25 and have a 5 year old son. I used to weigh 13 stone and wear a 36DD bra, i now weigh 10 stone and my bra size is 34c. I still have another stone to loose and im worried ill go down to a B cup and they have gone a bit droopy evan though i was bigger before i really liked my round DD's. does anyone know if i can loose weight in other areas and not my breasts? please help. x
Posted by Brock, around 6th March 2006:
 
Chop your legs off?
Posted by Grim..., around 6th March 2006:
 
Have your brain removed - you appear to not be using much of it...
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 7th March 2006:
 
oh, now you guys are just being harsh.
ever met a girl (not a woman) who didn't think that way?


b--7:-
a lot depends on whether you're trying to feel good about yourself based on your e/affect on other females or your e/affect on males.
if you're focussed on winning vs females, i'm afraid you're in for a very rough/impossible run.
if you're focussed on impact on males, your breast size is almost irrelevant. shoulder-vs-waist-vs-hips is the big ticket for males: indication of reproductive capability.

take your pick.

for both:
if you're losing weight by dieting: the answer is "no, there is no way"
if you're losing weight by pure exercising according to standard girl-exercise like aerobics: almost no way.
or:
if you're exercising in the sense of actually trying to Achieve something, eg. sprinting or triple-jump, yeah , you can expect to lose weight and look good. and your breasts will lift, even if they shrink.
if you're exercising in the sense of pure fit power-to-weight ratio, eg. gymnastics or ballet or some martial arts, you can expect to lose or gain weight and look BLOODY good. and your breasts will lift, even if they shrink.
Posted by Brock, around 7th March 2006:
 
I'm not being harsh, it's just no-one is qualified to give dietary information to a complete stranger on here (including you), and that is so not what this site is about anyway. Misguided advice with no knowledge of medical history is dangerous no matter how well meaning.

But mainly I replied like that was because I don't care if I am helpful or not. If someone wants a helpful answer, they should go to a sensible place for it.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 8th March 2006:
 
Salty is Deidre AICMFP!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 8th March 2006:
 
brock has girl-boobs

and wtf is aicmfp?? i feel so un-cool...
Posted by WarHead, around 8th March 2006:
 
brunette is probably the doc anyway.
Posted by brunette007, around 9th March 2006:
 
Thanks saltation for ur possative feedback, its nice to know there are nice helpfull people in the world people like you make the world a better place :-} I have started to look at what i do have good about me and im very pretty with long dark hair, ill b a size 10 soon im just about there, wheather im a B or C cup im beautifull inside and out it could be worse i could be overweight and ugly and have a flat chest.I am very lucky to look the way i do. Once again thankyou honey x
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 9th March 2006:
 
Aw, Salty. Look what you did.
Posted by Meatwood Flack, 19th October 2007:
 
apple ass
47 up, 22 down


An ass that is shaped like an apple.

A complement given to someone with a nice ass

Blank has an apple ass that drives his girlfriend crazy
Posted by syl, 19th October 2007:
 
mmmmmm, arses.