Discussion » Pssssst. Sul?

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Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around January 2006:
 
Sorry I tried to email you, but it bounced back because you don't like me. Will you send me an email? There is a matter I would like to discuss with you. Thanks.
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 7th January 2006:
 
Sultan? Sully? Sullen? Sulky? Suliman?
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 7th January 2006:
 
Firstly - nice idea. Secondly - not sure if he logs edits. And thirdly, two parts to this, I'd love to but 1) I'm lazy and 2) can only write sad/sinister sounding melodies. How long have we got? I dont pay attention to peoples birthdays (sorry). Mr WH comes across as a musical man, perhaps he can suggest something.

Post your email addy for a second or two and I'll send you one.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 7th January 2006:
 
Here's some lyrics (to the tune of Mrs Robinson):

So here's to you Mr Henderson,
It's not long now, til your special day
hey hey hey
God bless you please Mr Henderson,
have you got time to fix Alfie's FTP?
hee hee hee
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 7th January 2006:
 
Subtle :)
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 7th January 2006:
 
alfie boned cal?!
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 7th January 2006:
 
O cal, O cal,
How round you are,
How shapely your hips,
How they descend
Upon the chair

Now the time has come
When we remember your birth
We lay down a carpet
The meat of ourselves
For your footsteps

As you assert
I am Cal
And step
Upon our prone matting
Upon our awaiting bodies
Yearning for your feet

Oh, yearning.
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 7th January 2006:
 
/syl is rolling on the floor, gagging and guffawing (and snorting) and spewing coffee out of her nose.

doc+alfie:hahahahahahaha!

doc that was truly hilarious...the tears are running down my cheeks. you are damn brilliant.

how they descend upon the chair
hahahaha!


sul : (We have until the 16th Jan)
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 8th January 2006:
 
I'll see what I can do.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 8th January 2006:
 
what can you do? can you juggle? can you breathe oxygen? what can you do? a squillion simpletons need to know.
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 9th January 2006:
 
Thank you Sul, that's very kind of you. :)
post 9777. weird. i seem to get all the weird numbers.
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around 15th January 2006:
 
doc is a mad genius
Posted by WarHead, around 15th January 2006:
 
Discuss.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 15th January 2006:
 
Good Mad Genius or Evil?

Havent had the time to do the thing, unfortunately. This weekend played host to my mother's 50th birthday and I've been running around organising things all week. Organisation is not one of my strong points so it took a while.
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 15th January 2006:
 
Doc is a Good Mad Genius.

Not to worry, Sul. Sorry, you were given such short notice. Maybe for the next one, eh? If we're all still posting here. What am I saying? Of course we'll all still be posting here. (addict/blog)
Posted by Grim..., around 15th January 2006:
 
Why is everybody whispering?
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around 15th January 2006:
 
IT'S A USELESS ATTEMPT TO KEEP CAL FROM FINDING OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 16th January 2006:
 
doc's not mad. doc's EVEN.
Posted by frankie_DUPE1, 17th January 2006:
 
thank god for social software. we need never actually try to remember birthdays ever again because our computers tell us.. if only they'd write out and send cards for us too to make it that little bit more special..
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 17th January 2006:
 
That feature is actually a part of my lazy greeting card business plan. Lazy because it's in my head and not on paper or in the works at all.
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, 17th January 2006:
 
When's your birthday, frankie?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 17th January 2006:
 
now THAT's a lazy greeting card.

call it your "Yo" card bus.plan
Posted by Meatwood Flack, 1st February 2008:
 
God, I'd forgotten about that Cal ode. Not sure what was going on at that point. Probably was all whacked up on goofballs.



Happy Birthday Cal!