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Posted by Grim..., around January 2006:
 
This is the front page on the Evening Standard tonight:
www.thisislondon.co.uk/news...

Awesomely, here is the email! (I don't know how it will look - start reading from the bottom)


Subject: Fw: One for the Evening Standard



superb, read the Evening Standard today...
start from the bottom

Richard Perry
Emerging Markets Technical Analyst


Tel +44 (0)20 7017 5437
Fax +44 (0)20 7017 5401





----- Forwarded by Richard Perry/MMSINT on 20/01/2006 14:02 -----
Ed Blake/MMSINT
20/01/2006 12:48
To Paul Robinson/MMSINT@MMSINT, Lynn Branigan/MMSINT@MMSINT, Francis Bray/MMSINT@MMSINT, Richard Perry/MMSINT@MMSINT, Christopher Holland/MMSINT@MMSINT
cc
Subject Fw: One for the Evening Standard







----- Forwarded by Ed Blake/MMSINT on 20/01/2006 12:48 -----
"Chivers, Paul"
20/01/2006 12:27
To "Ed Blake [ed.blake@informagm.com] (E-mail)" , "Mark Lee (E-mail)" , "Peter Wilson (E-mail)"
cc
Subject FW: One for the Evening Standard








haha Read from the bottom



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From: Baker, Matthew
Sent: 20 January 2006 11:36
To: Brooks, Emily; Chivers, Paul; Cleveland, Damien; Galloway, John; Garg, Anurag; Harvey, Stephen; Jolley, Natasha; Kahler, Michael; Keaney, Sharon; Norris, Hannah; Tucker, Mark
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard




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From: West, Mark
Sent: 20 January 2006 10:53
To: Newton, Paul; Baker, Matthew; Knight, Martin
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard




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From: Wood, Stephen
Sent: 20 January 2006 10:49
To: West, Mark; Cotton, Katie; Rennie, Kevin; Foreman, Jonathan; Brady, Matthew
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

read from the bottom, good reason to check your mails before you forward them!


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From: Robert Shearwood [mailto:robert.shearwood@hobsons.co.uk]
Sent: 20 January 2006 10:44
To: Stephen Wood (E-mail)
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

oh dear. read from bottom up. what a jockey!

-----Original Message-----
From: Jamie Willsher
Sent: 20 January 2006 10:38
To: Amie Stankiste; Alexandra Bevan; Craig Elderfield; Robert Shearwood
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard


-----Original Message-----
From: Kettle, Adam [mailto:Adam.Kettle@travelex.com]
Sent: 20 January 2006 10:30
To: Jamie Willsher (E-mail); Mark. Jorgensen (E-mail); Robert Hunter (E-mail)
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

Read from Bottom up!!!!
-----Original Message-----
From: MALONE, Cameron , FM [mailto:Cameron.MALONE@rbos.com]
Sent: 20 January 2006 09:53
To: Earnshaw, Paddy; Swann, David; Bentley, Ian; Gola, Preash; Kettle, Adam; Larner, Nicholas; Summerill, Andrew
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

Do you boys know this guy who works at travelex.......read the emails below the joke. There is a Travelex email address in there. do a search and see if you can find him!!

Absolute Quality!!

-----Original Message-----
From: MASON, Lawrence, FM FI RM
Sent: 20 January 2006 09:45
To: MALONE, Brendan, FM; MALONE, Cameron , FM; HARDING, Mark, FM; BURGOYNE, Andrew, FM; MORRIS, Ian, FM
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

oh dear....

-----Original Message-----
From: FRANCIS, Laura, FI RM
Sent: 20 January 2006 09:41
To: NICHOLLS, Andrew, FM FI RM; AUBREY, Paul, FM FI RM; MASON, Lawrence, FM FI RM
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

Thought you might appreciate this! A bit of Friday entertainment... reckon we could get this round the city by 1pm!!


-----Original Message-----
From: Rossetti, Joanne [mailto:joanne.rossetti@lehman.com]
Sent: 19 January 2006 17:40
Subject: One for the Evening Standard

This has to be the best example of forwarding errors - the guy forwarded a joke, but look what he forgot to delete below it.
It's people from JPMCazenove....
Read from the bottom.........

-----Original Message-----
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 10:47 AM
To: Subject: FW:
LADS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST E-MAIL I HAVE EVER READ.
FORGET THE JOKE!!! READ THE COMMENTS AT THE BOTTOM!!!
START AT THE BEGINNING.
THIS BLOKE WORKS IN OUR TEAM AND HE ATTACHED A JOKE TO THIS E-MAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SENT IT TO THE WHOLE OFFICE.
BRILLIANT.
-----Original Message-----
From: Imlah, Robert
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:32
To: GROUP - Shareholder Analysis
Subject: FW:
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they

find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit

onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the

husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as

he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece

of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me

crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR

stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."



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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:29
To: Woods Craig; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
lads, no lie, my finger still stinks of something I don't want it too, I can't stop smelling it though!! lol
-----Original Message-----
From: Woods Craig [mailto:Craig.Woods@ukpa.gsi.gov.uk]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:20
To: Imlah, Robert; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
ha ha
Sounds a great bloke who said that...
I've had enough of Mr nice guy, meeting this Rach tonight for a few. I'm so bored being 'committed'.



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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:14
To: Woods Craig; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
It's all about the numbers, not figures as a great philosopher once said!!! ha ha ha
-----Original Message-----
From: Woods Craig [mailto:Craig.Woods@ukpa.gsi.gov.uk]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:12
To: Imlah, Robert; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
Immi the pimp daddy. lol



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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:11
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
yes mate, banging Lauren tonight as well, prob won't bag up there!! lol
-----Original Message-----
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:10
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
it feels good in the morning dont you think knowing you bagged up ! no worries !
-----Original Message-----
From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:04
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
no mate, bagged up! Not silly boy anymore!
-----Original Message-----
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:02
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
quality ! bear back ?
-----Original Message-----
From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:01
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
She had huge nails too, I was like 'erm, sorry love but go there!!' lol She does yeah, wasn't bothered at all! lol
-----Original Message-----
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 09:59
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:
hahaha! did she try it on you what did you say ? fraid not love? does she love it up there?
Posted by Grim..., around 20th January 2006:
 
Full story: www.thisismoney.co.uk/news/...
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 20th January 2006:
 
hahahaa
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 20th January 2006:
 
I got that mail this morning. Fair enough its funny but the sneaky bastards that leaked it deleted their own mail addresses and decided to let the other poor fuckers fry.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 20th January 2006:
 
Though he deserves to be sacked on the basis that that joke he intended to forward was fucking dire.
Posted by Grim..., around 20th January 2006:
 
Also, the emails had disclaimers at the bottom that I took off for ease of reading.
They were along the lines of
This message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. etc etc blah blah blah

So obviously no-one cares about that =]
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 20th January 2006:
 
dunno about the "deleted their own email addresses", sul. that header format is pretty standard for the corporate "standards" of lotus notes and ms exchange.

i got it fwded by email too :)
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 20th January 2006:
 
i started laughing at "Emerging Markets Technical Analyst" and it just got better from there
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 20th January 2006:
 
reply just received from mate i fwded it to this arvo:
(interestingly(?): what i got branched from grim…'s version at Forward Level 2. ie, after this point:
"-----Original Message-----
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 10:47 AM
To: Subject: FW:
LADS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST E-MAIL I HAVE EVER READ.")

just before i started work at a certain financial institution, someone supposedly recieved an email with a blond joke.The joke involved a bodily fluid found on on some surface and ablond eventually. You know the old one, looks like, smells like, tastes like, lucky i didn't sit on it etc.

Employee a forwarded to employee b and so on down the chain. After about 6 forwards, someone
decided to onforward it to a fellow employee, david smith (real name forgotten). Unfortunately
in the corporate address book Smith,D was not david smith but Daniel Smith (real name forgotten), chairman etc, etc.

Daniel Smith probably didnt know a pc from a stero and his secetary read his email for him. Unfortunately she was, you guessed it, blond. Matter refered to IT security. Within 20 minutes everyone on the forward list was walked....
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 20th January 2006:
 
Ouch. You gotta be careful. I got increasingly worried as my email addy was VERY similar to a head honcho in the US and I was always getting mail intended for him. Whereas I refer to myself as Dan my mail was Daniel.Sullivan his was actually Dan.Sullivan (though his first name was Gordon or something). Despite frequent requests to friends they would still send me risque stuff at work so I got spooked whenever someone asked "Did you get that email I sent?" and I hadn't.
Posted by jeffld_DUPE1, around 20th January 2006:
 
He definitely didn't read the sexual harrasment memo.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 21st January 2006:
 
nope. he hit the wrong button and forwarded it to everyone on his jokelist.