Discussion » Posts that must rhyme

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Posted by Grim..., around January 2006:
 
You may recognise this game,
Let's play it again!
Only this time
Make sure your posts rhyme!
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 27th January 2006:
 
I fear this game
for my rhyming creations
might well turn out
to be inacantations.

I dont want to raise the dead
I'm just not that brash
If I were in Evil Dead
I wouldnt be Ash.

Giving this thought
a bit of further reflection
I wouldnt go to that hut
Not with no net connection.
Posted by Grim..., around 28th January 2006:
 
I'd like to be ash,
It would be quite a wheeze.
I'd have a good bash
At cutting down trees.
Posted by WarHead, around 28th January 2006:
 
Sul, you can't rhyme 'dead' with 'Dead'
You must be out of your tiny head.
Posted by Grim..., around 28th January 2006:
 
Although Warhead is rather rude in his claim,
He's is correct; those words are the same.

I think, Sul, that a punishment is due.
You should suck the nose of a person with flu.
Posted by WarHead, around 28th January 2006:
 
Are we also concerned with metre and scan?
Or will all our rhymes end up down the pan?
Posted by Brock, around 28th January 2006:
 
This rhyming thing is just bollocks.
I'd leave it to Jane Horrocks.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 28th January 2006:
 
I was rhyming Brash with Ash
Not Dead with Dead
So fuck you Grim...
And fuck you Warhead.
Posted by frankie_DUPE1, around 28th January 2006:
 
I think mr warhead has a good point
this haphazard rhyming seems quite out of joint

If you're going to rhyme it has to sound right
it's simply good manners and also polite
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 28th January 2006:
 
block speaks in asian cant(on)?
and ash is the theme of the day?
this site's gone all pokemon,
a prospect i view with dismay.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 28th January 2006:
 
Hickery Dickery Dock
I love Mr Spock
His ears are neat
I'd suck his feet
And demouse his clock.
Posted by Grim..., around 28th January 2006:
 
It's Ash from the Evil Dead, Saltation, you cock,
And while we're at it, who the fuck is 'Block'?


=]
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 28th January 2006:
 
block is man who seems cannot
distinguish begween L and R.
horrocks and bollocks was what
made me thingk he was poetry's pirate.

ash you say is another?
i say "pfft" and wave you away.
2-dimensional can be Cell or an Actor.
you suck, i question your sexuality.
Posted by eatmypiano_DUPE1, around 28th January 2006:
 
I don't have time
To make up a rhyme
To keep this post going on
It's your browser that's broken
And now I have spoken
I must be moving along
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 28th January 2006:
 
 Di-dah, di-dah, di-dah di-dah,
 Di-dah di-dah di-dah, di-dah;
    di-dah di-dah di-dah?
    Di-dah di-dah di-dah.
 Di-dah di-dah, di-dah di-fuck.
Posted by Grim..., around 28th January 2006:
 
(EatMyPiano - that was great)

Hey Cal, look look look,
How about a free copy of your book?
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around 3rd February 2006:
 
if i ever finish it
and if it's not shit
Posted by WarHead, around 3rd February 2006:
 
if it's not completely shit
can I have a look at it?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 3rd February 2006:
 
it it it it it,
it it it it it it.
it it it?
it it it!
it it it it it it it
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 4th February 2006:
 
(^ that is salty's way of saying that this is silly)
rhymes shouldn't be written so willy nilly

i dont really have that much inspiration
to write some rhymes that are any good
i'm having a period of indecision
time stands still, a lull in the blood

my brain is befuddled, my mind is a muddle
my life's like a great big dirty puddle
so rather than bore you all to tears
i'm taking a leave of absence : cheers!
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 4th February 2006:
 
oops -----------------> :)