I dream a lot and most of the time they are very vivid and often the feel of the dreams stay with me all day.
Unfortunately, for some unknown reason its often blood and deadness.
Today however I have been in an excellent mood because I dreamed I met mr. Warhead!
I was at a castle for a huge party and people were arriving outside and I saw a man and I recognised him as Warhead and I was so happy! And I yelled his name and ran to meet him and he recognised me too and he held out his arms and we hugged and he said "I can't believe you recognised me from just that one foto" and I was all bouncy and then I woke up. Excellent.
It was very nice to meet you mister Warhead :D
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 4th February 2006:
Haha - Great!
I've dreamed the iamcal crowd too. Most of the time they try to kill me.
Posted by
Grim..., around 4th February 2006:
I have sleepapnia. Mrs. Grim... sometimes has to knock the crap out of me to wake me up because I've stopped breathing.
She moaned and moaned until I went to the hospital, and the doctor said 'come back if it gets any worse'.
The only way I'll know if it gets worse, of course, is if I die in my sleep. Nice one, NHS.
Still, it hasn't killed me yet =]
sounds silly, but singing training is good for reducing sleep apnoea (and snoring)
Ok I think I've got it. Salti has some sort of browser extension that hooks you up with fun facts from wikipedia and the like. It's the
only explanation.
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 16th February 2006:
I have dreamt about iamcal people before, too. But they don't make much sense, which I guess is par for the course for all things iamcal.
But last night I had a very disturbing dream. Before I went to bed I heard rats in the roof, and thought : we must get some Rattex. Rattex is quite cruel, it's the opposite of a blood coagulant, so the poor things bleed to death internally, and I felt really bad about it, but what can you do? You can't have rats in the house. So I dreamt that there were these really huge rats in the house (as big as puppies) and I was chasing them and impaling them with a stick. I also held the stick down over the poor things throat until it's head came off. I then popped the body and then the head in the bin. Bloody awful.
I wander if there's a way to get rid of rats without resorting to cruel methods?
Posted by
ellipse, around 16th February 2006:
buy a lion?
Posted by
WarHead, around 16th February 2006:
Put a bucket of shit in the hall ....... no, wait, that's how you keep flies out of the kitchen.
Sorry.
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 16th February 2006:
When I had mice, I trapped them in those sticky traps then hit them with a dumbell. My sleep actually improved.
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 16th February 2006:
I also had poisen out and felt rather satisfied when I noticed a tray of it empty.
Mice and Rats = bad. Dont feel sorry for the annoying little cunts. You'd swat a fly or mossie right?
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 16th February 2006:
Yes, Sul, but they get grotesquely sluggish when they've had poison and they drag themselves past you, looking at you with doleful eyes. I hate it. A while back I caught one, couldn't bear to see it suffer so long, so I drowned it in the swimming pool under a tennis raquet. Nightmare.
Posted by
Grim..., around 16th February 2006:
You could always get a humane trap or two.
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 16th February 2006:
Where do you get those? Pet shop or hardware store? And then what do you do with the rats? (Neighbours garden heh heh heh)
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 16th February 2006:
I had this plan to buy a selection of traps, humane and non-humane. I was going to bait the humane ones with crappy stuff and the lethal ones with chocolate and baby bells. That way their fate would have been in their own greedy hands and I would have fulfilled step 1 of my 12 step serial killer plan.
put a bucket out, with lots of beer in it. rats jump on to edge, into beer, drink it, then can't jump out because they're swimming, and can't climb out because the sides are slippery.
come the morning, they'll look like a drowned rat.
alternative: pipe jutting out over table edge with end over empty bucket. bait at end of pipe, pipe fastened swivellably to table edge. rat goes in pipe to get bait at opposite end, pipe tips down, rat falls out and into bucket.
Posted by
Grim..., around February 2006:
DROWNING IN BEER IS THE MOST HUMANE WAY TO DIE!
"sorry rat kids, your da is dead. we tried to rescue him, but he fought us off bravely."
Posted by
July, around February 2006:
I often have dreams about rats, spiders, snakes, people and things chasing me, anxiety dreams innit?
Before this gets round to it, I actually died in a dream (from a nuclear bomb) and didnt die in real life.
Next I will be sneezing with my eyes open and debunking that myth too.
Shit, Sul. Maybe that one was prophetic. We are rather close to 2012. [When the world is supposed to end ;) ]
I have dreamt that I got shot in the stomach. Hopefully that was from a past life.
Last night I dreamt about Cal. He had quite long hair. He was sitting next to the driver of an open train. You know, like the ones the kiddies go on in amusement parks.
He seemed to be navigating for the driver. It seemed like all the passengers were having a bit of a book club, because we all had our books out. (Shabby old books) I whispered to a girl next to me, something about Cal being sexy.
Then I dropped my book over the side of the train and it fell onto the tracks. I shouted at Cal to please stop the train. he looked at me witheringly, but told the driver to stop.
Then somehow I was walking along the tracks and laughing my head off, because there were all these books strewn along the edge of the track.
Analysis : I think I should take a break from the internet for a while.
Posted by
Brock, 15th March 2006:
Cal was navigating a train? How fucking hard can that be? Especially at a kids park.
"Dude. Follow the shiny metal bits. Oh wait. The train will do it anyway. Keep going until you run out of shiny bits."
Posted by
WarHead, 15th March 2006:
It was a dream, Brock.
They often don't make sense, ya know.
I think he had to because you were the driver, Brock.
Posted by
WarHead, 15th March 2006:
Hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa......
when Policemen dream...
I dreamt about you last night, warhead. I was in a shopping centre and saw a shop that I thought an ex-colleague and friend would be working in. I walked in to say hello and saw you! You looked shocked to see me and a bit shifty. Then I saw why. Your wife was GLARING at me! She was this drop-dead gorgeous blonde. She starting scooting me out of the shop and asking me accusing questions about how I knew you. I couldn't say "from the internet" because you told me never to tell her that.
Weird...
Anybody else had any weird dreams lately?
I knew this was a syl post, despite not being able to see the names without viewing the source.
That's weird that two people have dreamed of Warhead
Warhead's lully. I wub him.
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Brock, around 1st July 2006:
just thought i'm confirm that i enjoy masturbating over cal and every other loser on this site.
au revoir! i like men!
Posted by
Brock, around 1st July 2006:
lol! i'm such a loser
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Brock, around 1st July 2006:
i don't know who that was but he seems to know a lot about me, i am a tosser and i do love men ever so much. if you're single and have a huge one, give me a ring. I'M UGLY
Posted by
Brock, around 1st July 2006:
I'm really sorry but someone has hacked my account. Sul, i'm in love with your wife/husband, i'm not 100% sure of your gender or sexual orientation.
Posted by
Brock, around 1st July 2006:
Nor is Sul.
Ok, script kiddies. You can feel free to take your pointless shit elsewhere now. This is now entering extreme tedium levels of dull.
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Posted by
WarHead, around 2nd July 2006:
Anybody else had any weird dreams lately?
All the time. A couple of days ago I dreamed I was riding a bike through Cheshire, with my wife and her sister somehow also sitting on it. I was trying to get home, but I knew I was riding in the wrong direction, but all the turns to go back were blocked off and I was getting further and further from home. We rode through a little country village, and then came to a long hill to clomb and I was struggling to ride up it.
That's all I remember of that one.
this whole thread just took a turn for the surreal.
which i guess is kinda appropriate...
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Warhead, I had EXTREMELY naughty dreams about you last night! :D
Posted by
WarHead, around July 2006:
Er, thank you for that.
Last week I dreamt that I was struggling with an assailant who was trying to stab me with a syringe. I struggled so hard that I actually fell out of bed and woke up on the floor. Mr WH was highly amused.
On Saturday night I dreamt that I'd missed my bus stop on the way home, and in my hurry to get off, I left my bag on the bus. As soon as I got off I realised I didn't have it, and was going to call thebust driver on my mobiler, but then realised I a) didn't know if he had a mobile, and b) didn't know his number anyway.
I ran to the next bus stop and managed to get there before the bus I'd just got off, as it was held up in traffic, and started searching for my bag, and watching all the other passengers as they got off to see if any of them had got my bag. Don't remember anything after that.
Posted by
Grim..., around July 2006:
Come on Syl, what was the old bugger doing?
Posted by
WarHead, around July 2006:
Old buggery?
Posted by
Grim..., around July 2006:
=]
I was with Tarique(sp?) from Eatenders when he tipped off some mates of his to rob this warehouse he was security guard for. I was there when it all went down but was an innocent observer of sorts. The old bill came and it kicked off, they all got carted away. Tarique ratted them out and we saw one of them working on a chain gang some time later. Clocking us he promptly left the chain gang and ran after us with a shotgun. As we fled he fired shots I ducked in a bush and my alarm went off just as he was about to kill Tarique. This is the second time I have been shot at in a dream in under a week. The last time I got shot after suggesting to fiends we help a poor fella who was in a bad way on the road. He got up, chased me and shot me twice in the guts with a handgun of some sort.
eep. that's awful.
The "old bugger" was giving me a jolly good rodgering, that's what.
Posted by
Grim..., around July 2006:
0_o
Posted by
WarHead, around July 2006:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaa.
Sul:
suggesting to fiends
That's why you were wasting your time. Fiends ain't gonna help you out, buddy.
0_o
What? i did say it was naughty
Posted by
WarHead, around July 2006:
In which case 0_o is an appropriate response.
o_X3---
Fork in my frickkin eye.
Hey, what happened to Colondee?