;) I would like to wish you a fabulous birthday tomorrow. (18th February) May you have much joy in your life. Thank you for your friendship over these last two years. You really are one in a million.
I am posting this today because I don't think anybody will be around tomorrow. Usually it's just me talking to myself with the occasional encouragement from Sul.
Have a lovely day, Mr. W and don't let all those candles start a fire in your house.
Posted by
WarHead, around February 2006:
Thank you.
You needen't worry about the candles. We can't afford to buy
that many. And if we could, global warming would be advanced more quickly than expected.
Yes, I know. Thank you for thinking of us.
Posted by
Grim..., around February 2006:
Hey, that's the same day as my OH FUCK YOU'RE NOT MY DAD ARE YOU?
the frail scarf of anonymity has been been torn from Mr Reaper (Snr)
wow, what a wonderful image of decay and languish in this lemon
Poor lemon (sorry LIME), looks really abused!
contrast between a lemon skeleton and the wood backgroud...
wow, what a wonderful image of decay and languish in this lemon
Lime! Its green! Lemons are yellow
That's a very green lemon, are you sure it's OK to eat?
ITS A LIME! A LIME I TELL YOU!
*snigger*
I am often asked, "Does this crop need lime?" I have also heard such statements as "I'm going to lime my yard this year because so and so down the road did his and it looks a whole lot better" or "I'm gonna throw some lime by my tomato plants this year because I've been having trouble with blossom end rot." It frustrates me to hear such statements because the use of lime is such a basic practice to the successful growth of plants, yet it is so often misunderstood. I hope that with the following information, you will gain a better understanding of the purpose of lime and how to use it correctly.
You are such a jerk!! I hate people like you who jerk off into a container like its normal, and you have the container by your bed, and its jus t a container full of your
C U M !!!!! and you sleep with it there and sometimes when you wake up you rub it on yourself like a soothing cream!! buddy you are such a GAY!!!
Happy Birthday Warhead xxx
Happy birthday. My present to you? Thinking you're a day younger than you are. No no no no... it's no trouble at all.
Did you have a nice day, Warhead? Did you get spoilt? What did you get?
Posted by
WarHead, around February 2006:
Thanks everyone.
It was an interesting week end. Friday night we had to remove all furniture from our bedroom as it was to be decorated over the week end.
The bed, which is being replaced, was dumped in the front garden in readiness for the Cleansing Department geezers to collect on Saturday, which meant Mrs WH and I slept on the bed-settee in the dining room.
We were awoken at
5 fucking 30am on Saturday when they came to get the bed, and made a dog damn lot of noise doing it. Then the decorator arrived at 8am to begin work on our bedroom. So no lie in for me on me burpday!!1111
Mrs WH bought me a new phone
because she regularly fills up the memory on my old one with her profuse text messages, and my daughter bought me a case for it.
And I also got .... Kate Bush's newest CD, the Beatles 'Let it be ...naked' CD, a bottle of Jim Beam, 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Robots' DVDs, some dosh, a box of fancy choccy truffles, and a bag for carrying 6 bottles of wine, but that actually contained 6 bottles of fine ales.
We did a big shop, then I went to the tip to dispose of the old bedroom carpet and sundry other rubbish that was cluttering up our secondary storage facility, then we had a little zizzzz in the afternoon, as we didn't really get a good night's sleep. In the eveneing we visited our neighbours, had a chinky take-away, and then I won 3 out of 4 ... or was it 5 games of 'Don't Panic' while getting merrily sloshed on champagne and sparkling rose wine.
All in all, not a bad day at all.
Posted by
Grim..., around February 2006:
And my dad doesn't like champagne, so he isn't you. Yay!
Posted by
WarHead, around February 2006:
The feeling is mutual. ;0)
(wh is playing a canny game of bluff...)
has it gotten to the point where everyone can block out the doc without thinking about it?
still, limes etc.
go away you obvious imposter you. you speak not of cal's favoured fruit: iamcalime. therefore you are not you. you are ^you. which means that by your very presence, you are not here.
The doc was here? When? I didn't notice.
Posted by
WarHead, around February 2006:
has it gotten to the point where everyone can block out the doc without thinking about it?
Was that the doc? I thought it was a
genuine dick head, so I ignored him.