i just got this by personalised email to specifically and specially just me. i feel privileged and proud, as i stand before you with my d11ck hat on at a jaunty, dare i say rakish, angle.
what's some iamcallers' favourite spam, either hilarious or surreal?
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To: "astrid asunta"
Subject: Re[1]: To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven eleven elevenfold elevens
What's up?
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"Yes, they must be reconciled," thought Anna.
"I know how you do everything," answered Dolly. "You tell Matvey
to do what can't be done, and go away yourself, leaving him to
make a muddle of everything," and her habitual, mocking smile
curved the corners of Dolly's lips as she spoke.
"Full, full reconciliation, full," thought Anna; "thank God!" and
rejoicing that she was the cause of it, she went up to Dolly and
kissed her.
"Not at all. Why do you always look down on me and Matvey?" said
Stepan Arkadyevitch, smiling hardly perceptibly, and addressing
his wife.
From: "PayPalÆ Inc."
Subject: [Phishing] - [Spam] - [Phishing] - [Spam] - Confirm PayPal« Message !
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I haven't had any interesting spam...
:(
I spoke too soon. Seems I have won the Irish Lottery! hehe
The Irish Lottery
47 Meadow Vale,
Sligo, Ireland.
Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
Batch: R3/A312-59
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
We are pleased to announce to you the draw of the IRISH LOTTERY PROGRAMME online Sweepstakes International Program held on the 20TH OF APRIL 2006.
Your e-mail address attached to the winning ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/05 drew the lucky number: 21 which subsequently won the LOTTO PLUS 1 prize. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 1,500,000 DOLLARS (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/05 of Irish Lottery.
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from the World Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.This promotion takes place weekly.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your $1,500,000 Dollars would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe(UK).
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
Dr. CHERYL SMITH
Email:
irishlotteryclaims19412@yahoo.co.uk
Tel:+44-702-305-5616
+44-703-184-3651
That way your Winnings Certificate and all other relevant documents/paperwork can be prepared for you. Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later than One month. After this date all funds will be returned to the LOTTERY TREASURY as unclaimed. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please endeavor to quote your Reference Number (LSUK/2031/8161/05) and Batch Number (R3/A312-59)in every correspondence with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do inform your
claims agent as soon as possible.
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.
Good luck from me and members of staff of the IRISH LOTTERY.
Sincerely
GRAY LARRY (SIR).
Online Co-ordinator for IRISH LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKE PROGRAMME 2006.
Posted by
WarHead, around 13th May 2006:
By Jaysus, dat's lucky, an all, an all. Can I be collecting the money for you now?
Posted by
friday, around 13th May 2006:
Oh I win the lottery at least 3 times a week, but the spam that gets me laughing most are comments on my blog such as:
I really don't have anything to say right now..
and a link to some dodgy whatever site
Posted by
snicker, around May 2006:
Notice the names change but the rest is same as it ever was.
The Irish Lottery
47 Meadow Vale,
Sligo, Ireland.
Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
Batch: R3/A312-59
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
We are pleased to announce to you the draw of the IRISH LOTTERY PROGRAMME online Sweepstakes International Program held on 19th May,2006.
Your e-mail address attached to the winning ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/05 drew the lucky numbers: 10,13,24,24,25,36,41,08 which subsequently won the JACKPOT. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of €1,967,932 in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/05 of Irish Lottery.
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from the World Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.This promotion takes place weekly.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your €1,967,932 would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe(UK).
To file for your claim, you are to fill the form and conatct our authorised claim agent in the UK(Europe) on the details below:
Mr.Martins Hills
Email:
irishclaimsagent2006@yahoo.co.uk
1. Ticket number:....
2. Batch number:....
3. Serial number:....
4. FULL NAMES:....
5. SEX:....
6. CONTACT ADDRESS:...
7.TELEPHONE NUMBER:....
8.OCCUPATION:....
Good luck from me and members of staff of the IRISH LOTTERY.
Sincerely
Thomas Philips
Online Co-ordinator for IRISH LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKE PROGRAMME 2006
Posted by
Mathos, around May 2006:
- account disabled -
Hitler had the
best ties.
/me jealous
(i always loved this old b3ta hitlerism:
i blogged it at the time as
"Hitler knew how to pander to the masses"
)
i smell the next wave of more-subtle 419 spam, this time from china. there's already a huge amount of rules-finessing net-parasitism growing as an industry in china (eg the traffic-driving shops and the viral-response shops), so i guess it was just a matter of time before they moved on to outright fleecage in a similarly clever manner.
i could be entire wrong of course. i was away the day they did computers at school.
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