this is a classic:
hometown.aol.com/nishigaki3
How about you now? Are you exhausting irty black gas from your buttocks or knocking like a dirty weak used car now?
make sure you read down to the readers' testimonials:
"Hot Damn
I was a repressed, degenerate sinner with a three-hundred-dollar-a-day Woolite habit until the magic, talking fish I caught one day in the Gowanus Canal ordered me to go out and purchase this book. Since then, I've turned my life around completely, and as the loving husband of Maria and the devoted father of twin baby boys Zack and Mack, my digestion has never been better, my stools have never been firmer, and my kundalini serpent has never been so obedient! Buy this book, do the exercises -- you won't regret it. It's almost like Funkadelic's famous dictum reversed -- FREE YOUR AZZ AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW..."
Posted by
WarHead, around 27th February 2006:
Maybe it can cure the incontience of elderly woman in 3 months or a year so that she will never be reborn as a baby.
Then again, maybe it can't.
I think the guy that wrote this also wrote the advertising blurb for that Farting Women site.
(2)how soon will we start seeing results?
In a few months. We will begin to have good complexion. Irony, nervousness, irritation, thick-wit, dreariness of our eyes will begin to decrease. As a result, we will begin to be often asked by other people "You have changed for better. Have something good happened to you recently?" in a few months. Woman will become more charming even without make-up.
Shit. I
like a bit of irony. But anything that will make Mrs WH look charming without make-up has got to be worth a try.
55... 60... oh yeah, FEEL the burn... 65...