Discussion » Cal? Maybe we should enrol?

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Posted by Brock, around March 2006:
 
These cunts seem to want to fuck with the way we speak.

The tossers. Like there is even a bastard problem to fix in the first fucking place.

*Sheesh*
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around March 2006:
 
"For example, instead of B.S., choices range from lie, fabrication, nonsense and exaggeration to bunk, baloney, drivel, malarkey, hokum, hogwash and balderdash. They might not give you satisfaction at first, but they will eventually."
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around March 2006:
 
Brick, you should bloody-well fucking enrol at shitting once. You dickhead. ;)
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around March 2006:
 
That should really read:

"Brick, you should jolly-well copulating enrol at defecating once. You unfortunately crainially deformed fellow."
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around March 2006:
 
"phallically deformed"
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around March 2006:
 
An Introduction to Australian Speech Patterns
Now, for further understanding of traditional Strine, you need to realise that we swear. A lot. Really, a lot. You don't realise just quite how much you fucking swear until you get outside Australia. Wharf-workers and fish-wives quite capable of turning the air blue for 20 paces come over all faint when approached by an Australian grandmother seeking directions. Australian teenagers require a licence to speak in most countries, 4 year olds can kill a bishop at close range, and our drunken sailors are banned under the Geneva Convention.

But it's not all good. Certain loathsome elements, alas, do exist within the Australian kulcha. These are loathed, yet, as in any society globally, they are an ever present concern. To help identify these people, in the day-to-day struggle against such parasitic slime, jobs are found for them in politics and the celebrity media.
Posted by Grim..., around March 2006:
 
[...]jobs are found for them in politics and the celebrity media.

Like Irwin!