Let me tell you a short story - it starts with Free Beer from 3:30PM and ends with me coming into the office today with the same clothing on as yesterday, except for a new burger sauce stain down my shirt, after spending the small hours sleeping on various benches and wandering dodgy Islington estates.
Security wouldnt let me into the building and I've lost my phone too so I couldn't call the night shift to let me in. Finally got in at 6. I dont start til 10.
Joy of joys. I smell and look like a tramp. Nothing new really. It is dress down day after all.
WOW... sounds like you had fun last night...
what kind of burger did you have?
Not sure actually but I'm glad I wasnt pissed up in SA!
PANIC OVER
A person I work with has my phone. I will now wait for the blackmail.
What does the incestuous hillbilly family do on Halloween?
Pump kin
Sul does your head hurt ?
Excellent. I applaude thee.
My head doesn't hurt. Yet. I started at 7 and will be going home at 12. I expect a headache to kick in when I get out in to the light. I got some natural light on me a moment ago when I went to collect my phone. It wasnt a nice feeling. Plus SG saw the state that I am. Not that I've got a chance its just nice to delude myself innit.
Posted by
ellipse, around 21st April 2006:
just pretend you scored with some hawt chicky babe last night and didn't have time to get home.
maybe someone really really gullible might believe you
Everyone already knows I slept on benches all night.
Except for SG - I'll eat a mint and cover the burger sauce with my jacket. I wonder if they check the footage of the drunks and tramps that bang on the doors at night.
that probably gets boring for them after a while
except for the laundry issues and the morning-after self-recriminations -- sounds like a good night
SG=? slobbered-over girl?
I have been trying to snap you up for over two years now, Sul.
Dudes!
I am so totally watching Bill and Ted right now
$%^&*!#$%^&$$