NEWS: The Florida Flasher Finally Busted By Police MIBS
Yesterday afternoon a 32 year old male known as "The Florida Flasher", was finally arrested after two girls were able to produce photographic evidence to the Police without the aid of a camera. The Police were able to obtain a pixilated M.I. (Memory Image) photo identification from the minds of the girls with the use of MIBS (Memory Image Brain Scans) which are currently still being tested.
Police are rumoured to be currently in negotiation with the wholesaler of the MR-BSU which produces MIBS, which will supersede the traditional Lie Detector, making it redundant. The MR-BSU is capable of dispatching a electronic signal containing a person's memories and converting them into an ADF (Audiovisual Data File) to be viewed on a PC screen, creating snapshots from inside the mind, with the use of electrodes and incredible software.
This new electronic brain imaging & mind reading technology will be known as "Mibbing", which derives from the official abbreviated terminology of MIBS (Memory Image Brain Scans), which has been referred to as "The Invisible Camera".. with 97.1% accuracy in reading your thoughts and memories, but the images produced are of a poor quality and low resolution, similar to a 0.3 mega pixel camera, but perfect for assisting an arrest.
The MR-BSU was originally designed for medical practice and psychological analysis rather than law enforcement and recording your sexual memories for all to see!
Very soon this new age technological, scientific breakthrough will be able to download your own memories from your mind to your home computer, with the HC model of the MR-BSU.. a revolutionary Memory Imaging version that simply plugs into your USB port.
Get ready to add another word to your everyday conversations.. "Have you seen my holiday MIBS or M.I.'s?".. you'll no longer need a digital or video camera when you go on holidays, you'll be "Mibbing" instead, where your eyes will capture the images into your memory, like they have always done, and transfer them with your very own Mind Downloading Station.. recently an astonished public audience witnessed a doctor demonstrating the HC model MR-BSU.. it's all now only a click away...
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Posted by
Brock, around 2nd May 2006:
No. And I will say that I agree with Ellipse, because it would pain me too much to agree with Alfie.
Sorry guys.. I thought it was an interesting topic for discussion..??
I suppose it's the wrong time to ask if I could mention I'm attempting a WORLD RECORD FOR SEX
with my all new homepage..
>>>
www.shamozzle.com/Mervs200M...
..let me know if you guys would like to support BiG MERV?..
Hey BROCK.. shut ya foul trap up for a moment and listen..
Cal won't ban me!.. you would.. that's why you're not a moderator here.. as you would ban everybody you don't understand!
..because he understands democracy Brock.. free speech.. and he also understands the web network of life and how it makes the bloody world go around.. for without links.. recommendations.. referrals.. advertising etc.. products wouldn't sell.. companies would have to lay off workers.. etc..
TIP FOR BROCK:
How do you know if I don't know Cal.. maybe I am Cal?.. maybe I'm an industry associate of Mr. Cal Henderson doin' some research on optimizing the next generation of web forum applications.. maybe.. maybe I'm Cal's girly-on-the-side pretending to be a BiG Biker.. Trucker.. Bouncer Bloke from Downunder just to shit you dickhead!!.. maybe I'm just doin' a review of "Building Scalable Web Sites" by Cal Henderson to showcase on a new section on my website.. and I'm checking out his forum before I promote his book on the fastest growing website in the world >>>
www.merv.com.au ..or just maybe all of the above is absolute bullshit and you Brock are a very lovely bloke!
Posted by
Brock, around 13th May 2006:
No, I'm a cunt. But I am not a spamming twat like you.
Regardless of whether you knopw Cal or not (and I predict not) you are fucking annoying and utterly pointless. Please feel free to have a large Industrial/Automobile accident or soe other massive misfortune soon.
Thank you, and shut the fucking door on the way out. I would ban you, yes, and I'm not too sure that there are many people here that wouldn't, to be perfectly frank. There are no products for sale on this (personal) website, so most of your points are clearly horse shit.
merv, which part of "stop fucking spamming this site" don't you fucking understand?
linking once when not requested to is excusable by ignorance.
repeated spamming AFTER being repeatedly asked not to is pure arrogance.
tell you what, how about i come round your house and shit in your lounge room? sewerage is crucial to the modern farming economy as without it farm productivity drops and the modern world's quality of life would be impossible. so i'll shit on your sofa every time i feel like it, and you'll fucking LIKE it.
TIP FOR MERV:
arrogance is only briefly funny. ignorance is boring. deliberately pissing off other people for your own jollies is peurile.
you're being a great advertisement for why real australians disown the south-east.
grow up and/or piss off.
Hey, Mervy-baby : you're not being very nice. You've made the members of this site cross. It is quite irritating every time you post that link, really. No-one here is going to click on it. C'mon, be nice!
OK.. YOU guys win.. and I'll admit I have a problem.. If I post one more link, I'll ban myself!.. gee this is bloody hard.. but I'll give it a go!
Has anybody got the link for SA.. Spammers Anonymous?
Actually, I like Merv. The site's not brilliant, but Merv the man is alright. We don't have to click on it. I'm up for a compromise. But, Merv, you have to fill in one of those "About You" questionnaires. You know what I mean, "Get to know your friends"...
Here we go.. fill this out.
Start By...
* Listing your personal information,
+ full name, birth, and those of your parents, siblings, spouse, etc.
* Also mention about where you grew up.
* Tell about any historical events that influenced your life.
* List grandparents, aunts & uncles
o Where were they were born?
o Where did they live?
o What they did for a living.
o Give a description of your memories of them.
o Were they foreign born?
o Explain their nationality, cultural traditions and their perhaps their trip to America.
* Discuss your home life as a youth,
o What was your home's physical layout/setting;
+ did it include a yard or acreage, was it rural or urban?
+ Explain the home routine of family members.
+ Explain electric, plumbing, mail/phones,
type of heating/ cooking or refrigeration arrangements,
+ What type of food storage was used (cellar, canning, freezing)
+ How were foods prepared.
+ List favorite meals or ethnic dishes enjoyed.
+ Were crops raised? if so what?
+ What about garden harvests.
# How did they preserved their food?
# Were animals kept for work or for food
* Discuss your friends, relatives, pets,
o How did you spent evenings, entertainment,
o What church did you attended,
o Mention your education, teachers, class rooms and classmates.
+ Discuss early school days and further education.
* Comment about your Parent's jobs,
o What did they do, the hours they worked
o Do you know their income.
o What stores did they patronized and discuss their shopping habits (daily, weekly, or monthly)
* What were your holidays ?
o how were they celebrated?
o Explain any Family gatherings, birthdays, reunions or neighborhood get togethers.
o Games you played as a youngster.
o What did you enjoyed for fun or relaxation,
o Were you a member of what organizations
+ What did the group accomplished.
* Discuss your Medical history
o How was illness handled when you were young.