Discussion » Before I die I'd like to :

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Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 23rd May 2006:
 
Tickle a trout
Take my Mom to the Netherlands
Visit the Vatican and say a prayer for my Dad
Wander around the streets of Rome, London and New York
Parasail off the Victoria Falls (is that even possible?)
Kiss Cal on the cheek

What's on your list?
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 23rd May 2006:
 
On the Cal one: face or arse?
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 23rd May 2006:
 
You'd need some really good coordination to parasail off the Victoria Falls and kiss Cal on the cheek.
Posted by Brock, around 23rd May 2006:
 
And probably some labels. The appropriate cheeks are hard to tell apart without a local guide.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 23rd May 2006:
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

(takes a breath)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 23rd May 2006:
 
(recovers, although somewhat red-faced and out of breath)

Brock, sometimes you make me mad, but mostly you are FUCKING FUNNY!
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 23rd May 2006:
 
(Oh, and the face-cheek preferably, but I'd take the arse-cheek too)
Posted by Brock, around 23rd May 2006:
 
(Crashing back on topic:)

Before I die I'd like to...

Never feel any justification or suggestion that the title of this thread could or would apply to me...
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 23rd May 2006:
 
:D
Posted by ellipse, around 23rd May 2006:
 
since you agreed with alfie a wee while ago, the mutation has already begun.
Posted by Brock, around 23rd May 2006:
 
That was just him being more like me. That is altogether different, and can only be an improvement for the boy.
Posted by ellipse, around May 2006:
 
mutant!
Posted by WarHead, around May 2006:
 
Before I die, I'd liek to ...... get out of jail for free.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around May 2006:
 
wear a beard of bees.
Posted by Brock, around May 2006:
 
WH: You can do that now. You just have to get sent to jail and, er, wait.
Posted by Grim..., around May 2006:
 
Yeah. It's also the cheapest place to get a degree.
Posted by ellipse, around May 2006:
 
i wonder if i'll finish my degree before i die?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around May 2006:
 
You better, young lady. Or you'll have me nagging you.
And ask Salty : I CAN NAG!
(What degree are you studying, Ellipse?)
Posted by ellipse, around May 2006:
 
i'm not at the moment
it's um - my gap year?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around May 2006:
 
Hm. Gap 2.0. I know it well. I've done that for 18 years.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2006:
 
Before I die I'd like to .... have control of the [Ban] button for a while.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around May 2006:
 
ME TOO!!! Cal, you should give us it on our birthday. Sort of like the Key to the City. How about it?
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around May 2006:
 
Jesus Christ. Roll on the 9th July. I'm going to have a brilliant time!

*dream image.. Doc slumped over the computer, drunkenly banning everyone he possibly can and chuckling to himself*
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around May 2006:
 
What joy.

7-7 shift today. Been up since 4:30. Wont be home til 8:30. Quite tired. Extremely busy. I might die today. Whatever I've got planned to do before I kick it should ideally be office based.

Is anyone else having a shit day?
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around May 2006:
 
Syl and Warhead. You don't want the ban button, it's nothing but a curse. Remember: With great power comes great resposibility.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2006:
 
I was thinking more along the lines of great irresponsibility.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around May 2006:
 
yeah, i'd have said: typically, with great power comes great irresponsibility.


and if spiderman's got any problems with that, he can just tell me to my face. the coward.
Posted by Grim..., around May 2006:
 
Is anyone else having a shit day?

Ever sent an email to more people than you meant to?

I sent a mail out to 5,110 people =[
Posted by Brock, around May 2006:
 
Damn that Parkinsons!
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around May 2006:
 
So Marge and Henry are sweethearts in an old age home. One day Marge sees Henry kissing Joy on the bench. She is horrified and confronts Henry : Henry how can you do this to me? I thought we were together and then I see you kissing Joy on the bench! What's she got that I haven't?

Henry : Parkinsons