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Ok this one will take a few hours. It's a massive read and make sure you listen to the audio too. Basic story: these guys have been baiting a 419 scammer for well over a year and have made him pay around $50,000 in freight charges. They're treading a fine legal and moral line but fuck it, it's great fun.
The Scam Baiter - Cole v2.0
A top tip would be to learn to skip most of the comments and only focus in on tF's posts and the other players when they get involved.
Oh and check Cole v1.0 too.
Class. Absolute class.
wetnorks.net -- ISP and domain/hosting services to the stars.
Web 2.0 is all about mash-ups, right? And the word mash-up came from music, right? And it's all about Dev
elopment, right?
Dev 2.0 -- somebody kill me now
Does a tiger shit in the woods?
i want me a pair of star pants!! i wanna be a pantstar!!
Bwahhahaha that kid at the end... bwahahaha
Posted by
WarHead, around July 2006:
Oh, dear, I really want one of these
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvI...
And a nice still
set of the same thing in Antwerp.
I see your giant elephant puppet and raise you some Star Wars.
The Vader Sessions
Utter genius reworking of dialogue from James Earl Jones movies.
bwah hah hah haaa! In space, no one can hear your body popping.
for the 3Ders out there:
making hair realistic
old vs. new

"The model that's been around since the '80s works for black hair, and a model we introduced in 2003 in collaboration with workers at Stanford gets brown hair right and makes blond hair better," said Marschner, an award-winning computer graphics expert who specializes in making computer graphics more realistic, particularly in animating human beings. "Using that model with our new work provides the first practical method to use physically realistic rendering for blond hair and still get the right color."
Progenitorivox
"For any erections lasting longer than 4 hours, insert your own joke here."
for cal & grim…:
Posted by
Grim..., around 26th July 2006:
I've been having more trouble with Opera lately.
But anyway...
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! OLD-STYLEE BUNGLE WILL KILL US ALL!
Posted by
Grim..., around 26th July 2006:
The fucking bear is evil, man! Just look at it!
the bear? why, that cute, furry ... demon-eyed... coldly staring... massive and menacing with a heavy clawed paw weighing down the shoulder, held next to the neck of its pawn, whose face is drawn in a frozen terrified rictus...
all the while its icy eyes blankly weighing us up, deciding its next victims, deciding who's next in its ineluctable march of dark terror...
*screams*
*runs*
Posted by
Brock, around 26th July 2006:
Blimey. No wonder they upgraded him to a suit that was much less horrific...
Kids would scream the house down if they saw that coming to 'play' with them.
"Tommy doesn't cry. He's learnt that when he does noone comes." Is it just me or does that sound like good advice? It's like Steph in Neighbours, she didn't want to let anyone outside of the family look after her kid for the night whe she had ACDC tickets. Well, to be honest, if I had ACDC tickets I'd take the kid with me and leave it in a rucksack in the cloakroom. I'm gonna be a good dad me.
Steph was a good dad, too.
see,
THIS is why the Germans don't have an empire
Doc? is this you?
The Tale of How
Posted by
WarHead, around 26th July 2006:
German with condom is gut. In fact, ausgezeichnet.
german with horse-shit is mist.
bungle has a sister!
via mathematics, coleridge, and poetry:
Geek Pr0n 3.0! (NSFW)
i (would) like 2.0 PATA
(but i think this is HIGHLY inappropriate:

)
Posted by
Grim..., around July 2006:
Geek Pr0n is NSFW, obviously.
oh yeah. sorry. *&^%^&*^ thanks grim…
come back, darwin, all is forgiven:
Chav Fly
Posted by
Grim..., around July 2006:
Hahahahahahhahahahahaha!
OMG! Bwahahahaaaa
Edit: Damnit! There's a 1:32 version that's been removed. I want to see the aftermath.
Angry German Kid
translated - not as funny as before but then I dont have sound at work. Not as funny, that is, until the end.
New York Adult Soapbox Rally -
Article,
Pics,
Video
aw rats, i was hoping they'd be nude.
That was my ploy to get people clicking.