get over your selfs your like 45 and still think your cool just fuck off
Posted by
WarHead, around July 2006:
Yes, yes, we know. Now go and annoy someone else.
And by the way, it's "
You're all really sad."
How about going away, then? You're boring anyhow.
Heck, we're so hip we have difficulty seeing over our collective pelvis.
Good name, however.
Posted by
WarHead, around July 2006:
And not many of us are, like, 45. Or more.
"Our Collective Pelvis" -- LIKE it
"Collective Pelvis and The Hipsters" present their new album: "Greatest Hips"
Posted by
Grim..., around July 2006:
TWO people on IAmCal are older than me!
Hurrah!
Me and warhead...how old are you Grim? I would say.........34?
Posted by
Grim..., around July 2006:
Much younger than that.
Hurrah!
Posted by
Mathos, around July 2006:
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Grim... surely brock is older than you, he's about 500 i think. Also there's our resident cradle snatcher Miki.
If cal ever does themes again there should be a doily one for the old folks.
"resident cradle snatcher Miki" - haha
I'm worried I don't get the "pillo!!!" reference. I always thought I could at least sort-of get the 'kewl' ref's. Oh dear - how am I going to sleep with 15 year old girls now? I've lost touch and, thus, the dream.
Posted by
Brock, around July 2006:
Grim...: Four, actually.
When someone figures out what the "pillo!!! is all about, let me know. The only thing that comes to mind is "Pillow biting" which might be what Mathos is implying..
wehey I can't help being smart, getting myself a toy boy :D
I guess I'm too old to get the pillo thing, how will I sleep...
brock am I older then grimothy ?
Posted by
Brock, around July 2006:
Fuck knows.
I wasn't counting you for the four, you'll have to find out for yourself. What am I? An age mystic?
guessing everyones ages
warhead 52
brock 34
grim 29
miki 32
frankie 27
sul 23
doctor lucid 25
cal 26
notice_me_now 11
alfie 25
emma 24
ellipse 35
gary 25
you got mine wrong and i'm pretty sure you got grim's wrong as i think he was born in the 80s.. and i'm in the same school year as cal and until his next birthday we're the same age. I'm also the same age as uncle doctor lucid moc.
not that anyone actually gives a shit.
Posted by
WarHead, around 13th July 2006:
notice_me_now 11
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa......
yeah, but it's a bit slow around these parts lately. i think we've discussed everything.
Posted by
Mathos, around 13th July 2006:
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Why would you do that? You'd have to sleep in it afterwards. What the hell is wrong with you?
Posted by
Grim..., around 13th July 2006:
Syl: Wrong
Frankie: Wrong
I'm 27.
10 years younger than me. From now on I expect you to show me the respect commensurate of my age, and you may call me TANNIE. You may call warhead OOM.
I wish we still had straplines : "Knock One Out On Your Pillow"
No wonder you have such severe bed-head.
Posted by
Mathos, around 13th July 2006:
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Hmmm, you think I'm the youngest (of the regs), eh? Interesting. I'm not, by the way.
But you are 23? Who's younger?
I'm not 23. I'm 24. Though I do forget myself.
My go...
guessing everyones ages
warhead 44
brock 39
grim 27
miki 29
frankie 25
sul 21
doctor lucid 26
cal 25
notice_me_now 22
alfie 25
emma 28
ellipse 27
gary 33
Posted by
WarHead, around 13th July 2006:
Did I not tell you never to call me that in an open forum?
Posted by
robotnik, around 13th July 2006:
DEINE MUTTER
Posted by
ellipse, around 13th July 2006:
fuck off doc
Posted by
ellipse, around 13th July 2006:
and your wrong as well syl
just
ellipse 34? sorry ducks, didn't mean to make you old ;)
Posted by
ellipse, around 13th July 2006:
doc did
but i forgive him since he's tiny and cute
He meant your mental age, so he thinks you have an IQ of 138. WOW!
you are so cute Syl.
Sad,but cute.
Er...thanks. But I haven't been sad for two years now. I've been very strict about taking my happy pills. See -------------------> :D
doc is not flattering at all but I am older then Grim...
My go...
guessing everyones ages
warhead 71
brock 84
grim 16
miki 21
frankie 44
sul 39
doctor lucid 59
cal 25
notice_me_now 44
alfie 17
emma 16
ellipse 22
gary 49
I recon Miki's about 29, dude.
Looks like it's just you and me today Syl...
Yeah...it has been awfully dead around here of late.
I think it might be my fault. After all, I smell.
I've just got out of the shower. As it is so hot I am trying out fan drying. It's nice and cooling.
Posted by
WarHead, around 17th July 2006:
My office is like a sauna, i.e full of naked, sweating men.
Only kidding about the men, but it is very hot and humid, as I'm on the sunny side of the building. And I've been so busy this morning with office moves, cable contractors, etc. that this is the first time I've been able to check iamcal. I don't even have time to post
this message.
Hello Syl. Hi Salman. Afternoon Sul.
Sul, that sounds distressingly like one of those telephone chatlines. "Hello, it's Sul. I've just got out of the shower, and I'm only wearing a little towel.. and oh! as I reach to pick up the phone.. oh! it's fallen off..."
Sorry.
Hope you're all well, anyway. Is distressingly hot. It's even put me off going outside for a cigarette every ten minutes because of the oppressive smoking-in-direct-heat-conditions...
Hello Warhead also. For a moment I thought that
this was going to be a link.
hahaha! Hello Doc!
Um. Liz looks a little chubby to be in the Eating Disorders Choir? Is she in Remission?
I am too.
I agree about not being able to smoke when it's hot.
Posted by
WarHead, around 18th July 2006:
I hope you haven't started smoking again, Syl.
No, I haven't smoked for 5 and a half years. But I do remember smoking when it was hot and it's unpleasant for some reason.
Liz has quite a peculiar Eating Disorder; she eats soap. She really was eating soap one day.
It's not much more pleasant when it's cold and windy, actually. I'm not sure what's worse.
I still love smoking, though..
Can one say one has an eating disorder if one eats
too much?
Or is that just GLUTTONY?
There are definately people who have eat-too-much disorders, I'm sure. I don't think everyone who eats too much has an eating disorder. I'm sure I eat too little but I don't think I have a disorder... I'm just a bit too lazy to cook most of the time.
Thankfully I've passed the 'a bloody mary and some salted peanuts is a reasonable evening meal' phase.
I also used to under-eat. That was before the glutton-fairy bit me on the tush. Hm, yeah I think one runny boiled egg and a spoon of marmelade is definitely too little..