From: H0TWife21
Subject: come over, hubby is gone!
when hubby is away wifey wants adult play, (lets hook up)
Well I'm torn between my morals and the heat making me frisky. Should I choose to take H0TWife21 up on her offer I'd fall into the pitfalls of being the "other" man, these things tend to end in tears. On the other hand I've been running dry for a while and 30 seconds of sweaty passion sound quite welcome.
Of course I may have the situation completely wrong. H0TWife21 has not explicitly implied any sexual activity and could just be offering me the invitation to join in a particularly taxing game of Trivial Pursuit, the mere mention of which sends her husband round the bend, thus having to wait until he's out of the house to play. Should I come on strong in this situation I could lose a good friend with who I could to play some of the tougher board games with.
Help me, I don't know what to do!
There's also that ambiguous "let's hook up". Some people use that in a sexual context, though others mean it just to get together in a purely platonic way. Arghhh!
Go round. Bring selection of board games and water-based lubricants.
30 seconds? You dawg! You won't get any repeat business if you do that!
She definitely means naughtiness,but if I were you I'd go over there, start setting up a game and revel in the tension. See what happens! Good Luck!
Posted by
ellipse, around 26th July 2006:
first get dna confimation that she is a she
second: check for chains and bullwhips and such
Posted by
ellipse, around 26th July 2006:
cuase if they arn't there, it's obvioously your type of lady
It all depends on how dry Sul's dry spell has been. if it's anything like mine, all preferences based on gender, sexual orientation and species have been abandoned.
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only joking, I still prefer kangaroos
/Salty
Posted by
WarHead, around 26th July 2006:
She could the next Myra Hindley and her husband the latest incarnation of Ian Brady, so I'd stick to spanking the monkey, if I were you.
Get
this - turns out it was just spam. WT fucking F is wrong with this world?! How can these women be so evil?
Posted by
WarHead, around 27th July 2006:
Better it was SPAM than an axe in yer heed, Jimmy.
But Myra Hindley's hot! Well worth the risk, Sul.
Spam? Oh well. How did you find out? Did you go round and she turned out to be a bot?
Well my first clue was when she offered me l0w pr1c3d Dru6s, which I thought would lead to us fucking like space-monkeys. Cool. Unfortunately to obtain the l0w pr1c3d Dru6s I had to be the middle man in a transaction that benefitted both me and her orphaned Prince brother. Let's just say I didn't benefit all that well. She said she was a representative of eBay so I knew she was trustworthy, we renewed my eBay details as a security precaution, which I thought was nice of her. Still holding out for the sexy stuff, a bit later she offered me a Erot1c Fun with L3sb1ans 1n my 4rea. Now, there's this tastey chick in my area that I've heard doesn't mind the taste of Shake n Vac, if you get my drift, so I was well up for some of that. So as I'm waiting for it all to kick off she only goes and offers me V1agr4. Well that was it, I knew she was spam from that point because I was hard as a fucking rock.
Looks like Sam is porking the family bad. Now for a Jew this may or may not be co-sure. One wouldn't want to mix the milk with the meat. She is fit but the genetic mutations. Are they worth the risk. What else. I have no money and nothing to do. No place to hang. No one to hang with. Dam it to hell and back. Right now I would like to be in Perth. Go to a $10 club night. Drink shit loads of beer and get layed by some weird traveler girl who thinks it's cool to hang out in grave yards. Maybe that's not what I want. Anyway I'm going to chat to Dave.
i *KNEW* you were going to say that