I know these are silly, but it's been so quiet around here that I thought I'd risk a flaming and post it.
Copy and paste and then add your answers :
1. What is your full name now? Sylvia
2. What colour pants are you wearing now? Blue shorts
3. What are you listening to right now? Nothing. I have a headache.
4. What was the last thing you ate? Scrambled egg with cheese and tomato and toast
5. Do you wish on stars? Yes
6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Purple
7. How is the weather right now? Warm and sunny
8. Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone? My sister
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes
10. How old are you today? 37
11. Favourite drink? Appletizer and sparkling water
12. Favourite sport? Tennis
13. Hair colour? Dark brown with lots of grey which I dye away
15. Favourite food? Pizza
16. What was the last movie you watched? Get Carter
17. Favourite day of the year? 1st September - Spring Day
18. What was your favourite toy as a child? My coloured pencils/crayons/koki's and paper
19. Summer or winter? Summer
20. Hugs or kisses? Both
21. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
22. Do you want your friends to email you back? I would like people to post their answers on this website
23. Who is most likely to respond? Saltation
24. Who is least likely to respond? me
25. Living arrangements? My Mom, my sister, and three doggies
26. When was the last time you cried? Last Monday
27. What is under your bed? Dust, cobwebs, two bricks, an oil-painting canvas pad, slippers, tennis ball
28. Who is the friend you have known the longest? Fiona, since we were 11
29. What did you do last night? Posted stuff on a dating website
30. Favourite smell? A coffee shop
31. Favourite TV show? Survivor
32. Happy in life? Yes
33. What are you afraid of? Becoming ill again
34. Plain buttered or salted popcorn? Salted
35. Favourite car? New VW Polo-silver
36. Favourite Flower? Roses
37. Number of keys on your key ring? 4
38. How many years at your current job? almost 3 months
39. Favourite day of the week? Saturday
40. What did you do on your last birthday? I went to a braai with family we hadn't seen in years
41. How many cities have you lived in? 2
42. Do you make friends easily? No, but the friends I have are extremely dear to me, and I keep them for life
43. How many people will you be sending this to? about 10
44. What's your ideal job? Movie/theatre actor
45. Who do you admire most in the world? (living or dead) My Dad
46. Where's your favourite holiday destination? New York
47. Who's your favourite celebrity? Meryl Streep
48. What kind of car do you drive? Toyota Conquest
49. How tall are you? 5'4"
50. Is there anyone you despise? Paris Hilton and Michael Douglas
Posted by
Brock, around September 2006:
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
God.
*boke*
Posted by
Grim..., around September 2006:
1. What is your full name now? Sylvia
Are you sure?
21. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
You're aware that this means 'Do you prefer black or white sexual partners', right?
Posted by
WarHead, around September 2006:
1. What is your full name now? Warren Horatio Alutious Head
2. What colour pants are you wearing now? Skiddy
3. What are you listening to right now? Scritti Politti - First Goodbye
4. What was the last thing you ate? American Hot Pizza and fries
5. Do you wish on stars? No
6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Clueless
7. How is the weather right now? Cool, clear.
8. Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone? Someone at work, probably.
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes
10. How old are you today? 52
11. Favourite drink? Dunno
12. Favourite sport? Female beach volleyball
13. Hair colour? Grey
15. Favourite food? Dunno
16. What was the last movie you watched? All the way through? Er, I can't remember.
17. Favourite day of the year? Pass
18. What was your favourite toy as a child? Sub-machine pistol
19. Summer or winter? Summer
20. Hugs or kisses? Both
21. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
22. Do you want your friends to email you back? WGASA
23. Who is most likely to respond? John Lemon
24. Who is least likely to respond? John Lennon
25. Living arrangements? Mind your own dog damned business.
26. When was the last time you cried? When I answered q25.
27. What is under your bed? Plastic storage boxes.
28. Who is the friend you have known the longest? That I'm still in touch with? Canadian Malcolm.
29. What did you do last night? Socialised with our neighbours
30. Favourite smell? Really fresh air.
31. Favourite TV show? The Prisoner
32. Happy in life? Undecided
33. What are you afraid of? You name it.
34. Plain buttered or salted popcorn? \/\/hatever
35. Favourite car? N/K
36. Favourite Flower? None
37. Number of keys on your key ring? 1,837,673
38. How many years at your current job? 33
39. Favourite day of the week? Saturday
40. What did you do on your last birthday? Fuck all
41. How many cities have you lived in? 1
42. Do you make friends easily? No. Now go away.
43. How many people will you be sending this to? 0
44. What's your ideal job? Axe hero
45. Who do you admire most in the world? No one. I don't know of anyone worth admiring.
46. Where's your favourite holiday destination? Portmeirion
47. Who's your favourite celebrity? Not applicable.
48. What kind of car do you drive? Ancient Nissan Bluebird.
49. How tall are you? 5'8"
50. Is there anyone you despise? The list is too long.
What is your full name now? Lucinda Gloria Ignatia Record
2. What colour pants are you wearing now? Paisley
3. What are you listening to right now? The Best of Jimmi Hendrix
4. What was the last thing you ate? Biscuits
5. Do you wish on stars? Only on shooting stars
6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Burnt Sienna
7. How is the weather right now? warm, clear.
8. Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone? My MUM!
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? No
10. How old are you today? 18
11. Favourite drink? Gummi berry juice
12. Favourite sport? Mud wrestling
13. Hair colour? Blonde
15. Favourite food? Hummus
16. What was the last movie you watched? frankie goes to bollywood
17. Favourite day of the year? Today
18. What was your favourite toy as a child? Rosebud
19. Summer or winter? Autumn
20. Hugs or kisses? Neither ***YUCK!!!***
21. Chocolate or Vanilla? Nut
22. Do you want your friends to email you back? WTFDTM
23. Who is most likely to respond? Jack Lemon
24. Who is least likely to respond? Melanie
25. Living arrangements? Two cats, a caterpillar and a catastrophe
26. When was the last time you cried? I don't cry
27. What is under your bed? Spppppp....iiii....dddd....eeerrrss
28. Who is the friend you have known the longest? Doc
29. What did you do last night? Tried to blow the wax out of my ears
30. Favourite smell? Underwear
31. Favourite TV show? Wallace and Gromit
32. Happy in life? YEAH BABY!
33. What are you afraid of? warh...hhh....ead
34. Plain buttered or salted popcorn? fucking hate popcorn *boik*
35. Favourite car? Mini
36. Favourite Flower? Daisy
37. Number of keys on your key ring? 1
38. How many years at your current job? Job?
39. Favourite day of the week? Friday
40. What did you do on your last birthday? set my flat on fire with birt..thdd..dd...ay candles
41. How many cities have you lived in? 11
42. Do you make friends easily? sure
43. How many people will you be sending this to? 1
44. What's your ideal job? Air hostess
45. Who do you admire most in the world? Doc
46. Where's your favourite holiday destination? Mykonos
47. Who's your favourite celebrity? Johnny Depp
48. What kind of car do you drive? Drive?
49. How tall are you? 4'8"
50. Is there anyone you despise? Micheal Jackson
1. What is your full name now? Look into my eyes, my eyes. Not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes ..... you're under.
When I snap my fingers, you will call a doctor .... no, no, hang on, that's not right .... when I count down to 'one' you will wake up and believe that I've posted the most amusing answers to this thing, even though both you and I know that it's the kind of puerile stuff that only adolescents do on MySpace.
50. Is there anyone you despise? Paul McKenna.
Three, two, one ... you're back in the room.
heh heh
That's you Grim...
I'm a bit worried. I've had a headache since Friday night. It's a bit like a neck/head ache. When I lift my head up and to the left it's excruciating..
no I haven't been drinking
Lucy? Is that you? How's it going?
Posted by
Grim..., around September 2006:
heh heh
That's you Grim...
No it's not.
Posted by
Emma, around 1st October 2006:
1. What is your full name now? Emma Louise Dawes
2. What colour pants are you wearing now? Pink with white polka dots
3. What are you listening to right now? The noise of the computer fan
4. What was the last thing you ate? Birthday cake
5. Do you wish on stars? No
6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? what the fuck
7. How is the weather right now? Overcast
8. Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone? A wrong number the other day
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? No one sent it to me
10. How old are you today? 28
11. Favourite drink? Tea - black, green and white
12. Favourite sport? Athletics
13. Hair colour? Brunette
15. Favourite food? breada and marmite, chocolate, cheese
16. What was the last movie you watched? All the way through? Pirates 2
17. Favourite day of the year? No idea
18. What was your favourite toy as a child? Panda
19. Summer or winter? Winter
20. Hugs or kisses? Both
21. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
22. Do you want your friends to email you back? Why would I email the if I didn't ?
23. Who is most likely to respond? The Pope
24. Who is least likely to respond? Lucretia Borgia
25. Living arrangements? Live with Alfie
26. When was the last time you cried? The other week
27. What is under your bed? carpet
28. Who is the friend you have known the longest? Liz T
29. What did you do last night? Ate dinner, did the washing up, watched Jane Eyre on tv
30. Favourite smell? sandalwood
31. Favourite TV show? Lost/neighbours
32. Happy in life? pass
33. What are you afraid of? a rat king
34. Plain buttered or salted popcorn? salted is for weirdos
35. Favourite car? nissan figaro
36. Favourite Flower? don't mind
37. Number of keys on your key ring? 2
38. How many years at your current job? no years - 3 weeks
39. Favourite day of the week? any day off
40. What did you do on your last birthday? went to work
41. How many cities have you lived in? 1 (the other places I lived in were towns)
42. Do you make friends easily? ask the people who hate me
43. How many people will you be sending this to? none
44. What's your ideal job? reading books for a million pounds per hour
45. Who do you admire most in the world? nobody
46. Where's your favourite holiday destination? China and Japan
47. Who's your favourite celebrity? Don't have one
48. What kind of car do you drive? I can't drive
49. How tall are you? 5'11"
50. Is there anyone you despise? The usual list of politicians
I only answered that to delay the studying I have to do
1. What is your full name now? Dolores Iris Luxedo
2. What colour pants are you wearing now? Blue
3. What are you listening to right now? Tapping.. tapping it.. on the mirror
4. What was the last thing you ate? Toast. Butter. Marmalade.
5. Do you wish on strays? No
6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Mauve
7. How is the weather right now? Beautiful
8. Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone? Coco saying "Where are you?"
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes
10. How old are you today? 25
11. Favourite drink? Tea. Ale. Gin and Tonic. Whisky. Coffee. Cherry Flavoured Drinks. Guanabana Rubicon. Grapefruit Juice. Water.
12. Favourite sport? Gently strolling
13. Hair colour? Brownish
15. Favourite food? Garlics. Blue cheese. Citrus. Butter. Salt. Indians.
16. What was the last movie you watched? All the way through? The one where he rides the bomb.
17. Favourite day of the year? Thursday.
18. What was your favourite toy as a child? The penguins go up the escalator and down the slide.
19. Summer or winter? Summer (Hoyland)
20. Wheels for feet or Lobster Claws for hands?
21. Chocolate or Vanilla? Mint Choc Chip
22. Do you want your friends to email you back? Heck no.
23. Who is most likely to respond?
24. Who is least likely to respond?
25. Living arrangements? Four bedroom family home with Brown, Pink, Toto and Coco.
26. When was the last time you cried? Guinea Pig and Oak-Tree-I-Grew-From-Acorn died in same week.
27. What is under your bed? Boxes, Airbed, Laptop, Gluegun
28. Who is the friend you have known the longest? My friend Simon from St. Albans.
29. What did you do last night? Went to an open-meeting, ate stuffed aubergines, tea, smoking, bed.
30. Favourite smell? Garlic?
31. Favourite TV show? Neighbours
32. Happy in life? You'll do.
33. What are you afraid of? falling off something tall I'm trying to climb
34. Plain buttered or salted popcorn? sugary, I guess.
35. Favourite car? 2cv
36. Favourite Flower? those really big daisies
37. Number of keys on your key ring? 7
38. How many years at your current job? pub: nearly 2 years. fringe: 6 months
39. Favourite day of the week? usually saturday
40. What did you do on your last birthday? went to a dog show
41. How many cities have you lived in? St Albans and Brighton
42. Do you make friends easily? usually
43. How many people will you be sending this to?
44. What's your ideal job? being famous for something really ridiculous
45. Who do you admire most in the world? Yossarian
46. Where's your favourite holiday destination? countryside
47. Who's your favourite celebrity? Philip Larkin / Julian Barnes / Jarvis Cocker
48. What kind of car do you drive? None of them
49. How tall are you? 5'3"
50. Is there anyone you despise? Kenneth Branagh, Tom Paulin, Richard Littlejohn
Posted by
WarHead, around 2nd October 2006:
16. What was the last movie you watched?
All the way through? The one where he rides the bomb.
Dr Strangelove?
Oh noooooo, ieeei caaaaarn't beliieeeeeeve you dowwn't liike Tom Paulin, I meeeeean the maaaan's aaarcent is fantaaaaarstic, it maaekes you waaaant to toooop yourseeeelf.
Posted by
WarHead, around 2nd October 2006:
I occasionally used to see a few minutes of Late Review with him and those other pseuds parrotting their bullshit. made me want to withold my license fee, so it did.
Never trust a man who sounds like you might drape him over something to keep it dry in rainy weather.
Also I once had an argument with him about irish poetry.
Doc: "I don't think it's necessarily about the troubles in Ireland. Not all of Seamus Heaney's poetry is about the troubles in Ireland."
Tom: "What the hell are you talking about, boy?"
Posted by
Emma, around 3rd October 2006:
omg guanabana!!
Best. Rubicon. Flavour. Ever.
They've brought out a new Pomegranate flavour. It's horrible.
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 3rd October 2006:
Never trust a man who sounds like you might drape him over something to keep it dry in rainy weather.
hahahaha! (spews tea all over monitor)
A little bit of tea came out...
Posted by
Grim..., around 3rd October 2006:
I'll just answer a random one...
Hmm...
10. How old are you today? 28. Not 27, like I was yesterday.
Is it your birthday today? Or has something much stranger happened?
Happy Birthday, if it's the former.
Goodness me, otherwise.
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 3rd October 2006:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRIM! Many many many happy returns!
*kisses Grim... on the cheek*
Happy birthday grimothy !
Posted by
ellipse, around 4th October 2006:
yes happy brithday grim
have a cupcake for us
Posted by
Grim..., around 4th October 2006:
Ta, guys.
I've got a bit of a headache today.