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Posted by WarHead, around 12th November 2006:
 
Ch. 5 Fri 17 Nov.

Private Parts - The Trouble With My Breasts (Documentary)
Time - 00:10 - 01:10 (1 hour long)
When - Saturday 18th November on five
Documentary about the women whose breasts have landed them in hospital, out of a job, with a lawsuit, and in a Greek prison.

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A Girl's Guide to 21st Century Sex (Health)
Time - 23:05 - 23:50 (45 minutes long)
When - Monday 20th November on five
Dr Catherine Hood continues her frank journey into the world of sex. Tonight she focuses on the sexual position which gives women complete control of penetration. Plus the truth about male masturbation and why one in 25 men over 40 suffer from peyronies - a disease that makes sex impossible.

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I'm intrigued to know about "the truth about male masturbation." I wonder if I've been doing it wrong all these years.
Posted by Clara, around 14th November 2006:
 
You guys get all the cool shows :(
My breasts had me kicked out of the volleyball team

It's probably something along the lines of "survey shows that men prefer masturbation to having sex with women"
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 14th November 2006:
 
Peyronies? I think I might have that. Is it the medical term for repulsive?
Posted by Clara, around 14th November 2006:
 
Pfffft. Sul what bollocks.
Posted by WarHead, around 14th November 2006:
 
Sul, she's seen your bollocks?

And if that feature is based on a survey, it's not one in which I participated.
Posted by Clara, around 14th November 2006:
 
Yes I know how you like the ladies! :D
Posted by WarHead, around 14th November 2006:
 
Not all of them.

Jade Goody irritates the hell out of me for a start.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 14th November 2006:
 
Bet you wouldn't kick her out of bed on a cold night, eh, WH?
Posted by Clara, around 14th November 2006:
 
Googled Jade Goody. She's quite a babe.
Posted by WarHead, around 14th November 2006:
 
She's a dog damn air head, but I wouldn't kick her out if she could guarantee to keep her chavvy mouth shut ..... no, damn it, I'd kick her out anyway.

W00!! Series One of 'Look Around You' is available on Youtube.

What fun.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 14th November 2006:
 
"She's quite a babe"

Please please please tell me you are joking
Posted by Brock, around 14th November 2006:
 
Unless 'Babe' refers to the Hollywood animal actor.
Posted by WarHead, around 14th November 2006:
 
If you didn't know her, or hadn't seen her on TV, Googling her might produce some reasonable pics.

Brock, you popped up all of a sudden there. Have you got an alert set up in case anyone mentions her name?
Posted by Clara, around 14th November 2006:
 
what's wrong with her?
my image
Posted by WarHead, around 14th November 2006:
 
If you could see the lower half, you'd know.

But this is more how I see her.

Ewwww


And if you could hear the utter rubbish she spouts, you'd really know.
Posted by Clara, around 14th November 2006:
 
So it's a "chav" thing? You lot are snobs! heh heh
Posted by Clara, around 14th November 2006:
 
hahahahahaha! God that's awful! Is she a Big bother contestant or something?
Posted by Clara, around 14th November 2006:
 
^^that was a guess i promise
Posted by frankie_DUPE1, around 14th November 2006:
 
Posted by WarHead, around 14th November 2006:
 
Correctamundo. She WAS a BB contestant.

I like that last pic. Looks like she's about to pebble-dash someone's upholstery.

What name do we need to drop to summon up Gary?
Posted by frankie_DUPE1, around 14th November 2006:
 
or perhaps the time she showed her 'kebab' on telly

she's a living example of the wonders you can do with good lighting, a lot of makeup and a hefty photoshop session.
Posted by Clara, around 14th November 2006:
 
Oh my soul...
Posted by WarHead, around 14th November 2006:
 
OK, lunch break over, back to work for me. Nice to see a bit of activity here, though.
Posted by Clara, around 14th November 2006:
 
PEBBLE-DASH!

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Never heard that one before.
Posted by Clara, around 14th November 2006:
 
You English people are very funny :D
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, 14th November 2006:
 
Shorely everyone on the telly is a living example of the wonders you can do with good lighting, a lot of makeup and a hefty photoshop session.

I've seen those celeb mags where they photo them without makeup! Poor girl. Everyone looks pretty awful in photos now and again; it's just the famous that have their awful photos shown all over town.

Small price to pay for fame, however.
Posted by WarHead, 14th November 2006:
 
Even including $£&*£%&*....... Maria Carey.




/me waits for Gary to hit town.....

Dammit, strikethrough html dun't work here. Cheap site.
Posted by Brock, 14th November 2006:
 
Sheesh. Is Mariah Carey that hard to remember? With a chest like that?

That harlot has chesty-baubles that would only look better if my man fat was spattered all over them.

(That should do it if he is still monitoring the interwaves) :)
Posted by Grim..., 14th November 2006:
 
She's a bit saggy nowadays, to be fair.
Posted by Lucy Record, 14th November 2006:
 
Always talking about your Man Fat, Brogue. I mean, we're all carrying a couple of excess pounds, apart from the anorexic, but this forced liposuction upon the womanly curves of Maria Curie is hardly the way things are done in medicine today. Shame on you.
Posted by Lucy Record, 14th November 2006:
 
Oh, and I'm pregnant. Bastard.
Posted by Grim..., 14th November 2006:
 
Is the baby because of Brock's man fat?
Posted by Brock, 14th November 2006:
 
No, my Baby Gravy.
Posted by WarHead, 14th November 2006:
 
Is Mariah Carey that hard to remember?


When you get to my age, matey-boy, it's difficult to remember your own name. But with that damn warbling she does she is hard to forget.

$%&*$£&


P.S. Frankie, on TinyPic's front page it says No nudity or offensive images so how come they allowed that pic of the piglet about to blow chunks?