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Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 14th December 2006:
 
I have the telly on in the background.
I'm running through various websites.
I hear a buzzing.
I assume it's my phone and look around for where I've put it.
I find the phone and get confused as to why there's no alert for me.
I look at the telly.
It's the Durex vibrating cockring advert.
It's caught me out 3 times since last night.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 14th December 2006:
 
Alert me if you think my new method of bullet-point anecdote is annoying. It seems like a far easier way to tell a quick story.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 14th December 2006:
 
And it just happened AGAIN!
Posted by ellipse, around 14th December 2006:
 
so essentially what your saying is
your being stalked by a cock ring!
Posted by Clara, around 14th December 2006:
 
You have vibrating cock-ring adverts on telly? !!!!!
We don't have adverts like that. Unless it's on DSTV which I don't have.
Posted by Clara, around 14th December 2006:
 
No the bullet-point thing is okay. Easier to read actually
Posted by WarHead, around 14th December 2006:
 
What channel is this on, you perv?
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 15th December 2006:
 
I guess yes, I am being stalked by a cockring.

I think I was tuned into more4 last night, I think it's always been on after 11.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 15th December 2006:
 
there's a thought -- a bluetooth cockring set on vibrate for when you want ABSOLUTELY discreet notification of an incoming call
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 16th December 2006:
 
my mind reels with potential jokes around teeth (eg going blue from excessive ball contact), and cocks which ring.


any ringing cockring HAS to be blue. no question.


and then when it rings and someone looks at your crotch and uncertainly, disbelievingly, says: "Is that...?"

"Yes, that's my cockring"


OR you could say
"Yes. He and I have such very different tastes in women that I thought it only fair to give him his own phone."
Posted by Emma, around 17th December 2006:
 
they are disposable cockrings too
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 17th December 2006:
 
PAYC?
Posted by Dorothy, around 31st March 2007:
 
hey use your mobile phones as alarm clock. Buy phones with 12 months free line rental deals.
Posted by Dorothy, 2nd April 2007:
 
Get alarm clocks that are attractive to look