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Posted by scrybl, around 14th March 2007:
 
...in your life?

Give us a short recap.

I've been very busy with work and home stuff. I've been causing mayhem on B3ta instead of here. I've been gymming a lot and losing weight. I've been flirting outrageously with people all over the globe which is always fun. I've been watching lots of movies : you gotta get Nanny mcPhee and watch Colin Firth afterwards in the deleted scenes. UM. Haven't read a book in ages. I've done another charity walk namely the JP Morgan. That's about it.
Posted by WarHead, around 14th March 2007:
 
I aitn't dead.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 14th March 2007:
 
I mugged this old fella in Manchester, slammed a hammer into his skull. Apparently he aitn't dead. Which is nice. :)
Posted by Grim..., around 14th March 2007:
 
I've been debugging computer games. FUN!
Posted by Emma, 15th March 2007:
 
I've been selling cigarettes to underage children and ramming capitalism down peoples' throats

(I apologise profusely if I got the apostrophe wrong, the the plural + combo of lots of throats added confusion)
Posted by Brock, 15th March 2007:
 
combo of lots of throats added confusion

Are we back to the blowjobs thread?
Posted by WarHead, 15th March 2007:
 
Later, bitch.
Posted by Grim..., 15th March 2007:
 
(I apologise profusely if I got the apostrophe wrong, the the plural + combo of lots of throats added confusion)

Sod the apostrophe - where's the full stop?
Posted by Miki_DUPE1, 15th March 2007:
 
We have bought a house and done a lot of diy and work sucks (and so do blowjobs kinda, untill they find a way to make spunk strawberry flavoured).
Posted by scrybl, 15th March 2007:
 
I'm with you there, sister.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 15th March 2007:
 
*tsk* miki, shame on you. it was not only invented but patented 5 years ago.
patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph...

SUMMARY OF INVENTION

This invention regards a novel and unobvious dietary supplement formulation of relatively specific ratios of fruits, vegetables, and spices that when ingested by the male results in a significant improvement to the taste of the male ejaculate by reducing its generally salty and/or bitter taste while also adding a pleasant flavor that is considered by 98.5% of all customers as very enjoyable.


( www.newscientist.com/articl...)
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 16th March 2007:
 
ah PITY the po' 1.5 po cen!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 16th March 2007:
 
awwww... let mummy blow your nose.

Posted by scrybl, 16th March 2007:
 
*goes to buy that supplement*
Posted by WarHead, 16th March 2007:
 
and work sucks (and so do blowjobs kinda, untill they find a way to make spunk strawberry flavoured).


I wish you'd mentioned this earlier. I've just spent 18 months developing the spunk flavoured strawberry.
Posted by Miki_DUPE1, around 16th March 2007:
 
back to the drawing board WH, who did the marketing research for that product ?!
Posted by WarHead, around 16th March 2007:
 
Jade Goody.
Posted by Shilpa Shetty, around 16th March 2007:
 
That twat. No wonder your product is going down the pan.

(There's a double-entendre there, somewhere, if you look for it.)
Posted by ellipse, around 16th March 2007:
 
i'm making a fair
www.craft2.org
Posted by scrybl, around 16th March 2007:
 
That's very nice :)
Posted by Jade Goody, 16th March 2007:
 
NOt as nice as spunk flavourd strawberrys.
Posted by Desmond, 16th March 2007:
 
but slightly tangier than spunk flavoured gooseberries
Posted by shhexycorin, 19th March 2007:
 
The key with gooseberries is to shave them first.
Posted by ellipse, 19th March 2007:
 
oo corin
you are such a stalker!!!!

well done chook
Posted by WarHead, 19th March 2007:
 
I find gooseberry shaving uses more energy than is gained from eating them, thus they are an ideal diet food. Then again, if you ate nothing else, eventually you'd starve to death.
Posted by shhexycorin, 19th March 2007:
 
Brock told me about this place ages ago... you can blame warhead for me showing my face.
:)
Posted by shhexycorin, 19th March 2007:
 
I was talking more about spunking on them, warhead. They get all crusty if you don't shave them.

Of course, some like a bit of crust.
Posted by Lucy Record, 19th March 2007:
 
Lucy Record say: you MELT! you melt raisin beast!