What Sort of WORLD RECORD would YOU like to achieve?.. & do YOU have the most unique idea for one?
S.M.N.N. NEWS STORY:
The Biggest Internet WORLD RECORD Ever Attempted
(Monday 9th April 2007)
Australian eccentric conceptual artist Mervyn E. Skilton, has undertaken the World's biggest online record ever attempted. With 4,158,571 page visits to view his World record attempt. Mr Skilton's attempt is well underway to his target of 200,000,000 page visits
www.shamozzle.com/Mervs200M... ,a record never before attempted or achieved of this size, all in the name of art and welfare, to help build a powerful platform with high traffic to soon launch the art of the battling artists to the World, such as painters and musicians, to help support themselves working at their craft fulltime, so they can live their vision rather than retreat from their artistic dreams.
Mervyn Skilton's big picture in the building of such a media profile with his "Big Merv" persona, is to educate the people of the World about art, music, animal welfare and beer, and to also help save his marriage, by making a commitment as big and public as this World record attempt, to his wife Shirley Skilton, which began as a bet during their separation, to rectify his past wayward ways.
Big Merv says, "You must keep your dream alive, no matter what your dream is, just bloody well do it if ya want it!". merv's original dream was beer and bourbon, and he lived his dream to the full extent, until the bourbon got the better of him. Nowadays Big Merv follows his dreams of helping the less fortunate people and animals, as he was exactly that many years ago with his troubled past. Merv also says, "if I can do it, so can you, just get of ya backside now ya lazy bastard, and take the first steps towards your dream. If you are lying in bed right now dreaming of a beer, get up of ya fat ass and make ya first few steps towards the fridge, that bloody beer ain't gunna come walking over to you!.. dream it, do it!"
Drop in and say gidday to Big Merv Downunder, you might even catch the big boy in The Big Merv Big Chat Room
www.shamozzle.com/Mervs200M... ..Big Merv is sure to entertain you.
I found the News story at
www.theworldslongestdomainn...
merv you frikkin legend you. 4 million? dude.
me, i want to set the record for the person who spent the longest time NOT achieving a world record.
this means i have to do fuck all with my life then die approximately 1 microsecond before the oldest person ever.
this also means that in the event someone else subsequently outlasts them, i have to come back to life. gotta get me back into #2. #1 is NOWHERE, baby!
come to think of it, as soon as i'm awarded that record, i'm screwed.
wanna live for ever? it's in my best interests to keep someone alive forever, so it's in someone's best interests to be that someone. applications now being accepted, please form an orderly queue (ie, line up all the orderlies).
Gidday Saltation,
..hope ya all had a great Easter & got the chocolate runny shit like i got, I'm dead set some bastard gave me an easter egg made from Laxative!
I've got a bloody long way to go mate, but it's a good start over 1 million visitors and 4 million page hits, & great for web ranking & good google searches on common words.. but it's still got me buggered how the hell Cal does it, the guy is a website legend.. the internet geek he must be by now, but is he real, has anyone ever seen him in real life?.. maybe he is just a computer?
i got to fly now.. I'm about to spam myself on the radio in the next hour..
..if I don't break the record for the most hits to a webpage, I'll break the record for The World's Biggest Bastard Self indulgent Spammer!
Haha. I'm liking the honesty. Well played mate.
So we've put up with your plugging for a fair few months now. Not a single one of us live in Oz, currently. Is there a place to listen to past shows online or what?