Posted by
cal, 2nd November 2007:
Welcome to iamcal.com - tell us who you are in this topic and if we like you you'll gain access to the rest of the site.
Posted by
syl, 2nd November 2007:
*burp*
Posted by
syl, around 3rd November 2007:
Hello :)
Posted by
Sul, around 3rd November 2007:
All the doc
Posted by
Miki, 4th November 2007:
emp used to be a real person
Posted by
che, 4th November 2007:
before he became a weapon for knocking out communications systems and other electronic devices?
Posted by
su, 5th November 2007:
so he's like a transformer?
Posted by
che, 5th November 2007:
Yeah but when he transforms into an EMP he blows all his circuits and can't transform back.
Posted by
Grim..., 5th November 2007:
Yeah, he's like the worst transformer
ever.
Who is this doc of whom you speak?
The biggest fucking FAKE and LIAR on this site, THATS who he is.
(When are you going to approve me, cal?)
Posted by
syl, around 6th November 2007:
He won't if you carry on like that Jade. Cal doesn't like confrontations : he's English.
*runs*
Careful with that mouth, Jade... it'll get you into trouble one of these days...
Posted by
syl, around 6th November 2007:
Cal who is Jade Goody and Shilpa Shetty - one of the regulars? It's not Doc I don't think.
Posted by
Wolsey, around 6th November 2007:
Hello. This is confusing. Am I supposed to confess my sins here?
Posted by
Wolsey, around 6th November 2007:
Hello, I am Wolsey, I am 30 and a girl.
I like dancing and the internet. I don't like bananas. Can I play now?
Posted by
syl, around 6th November 2007:
Hello Wolsey :)
Hello Wolsey!
Syl; that all-singing-all-dancing-duo... nothing to do with me....
The sensational news that Michael Barrymore was arrested in the early hours of Thursday 14 June (2007), along with Jonathan Kenney and Justin Merritt, has renewed worldwide interest in the mysterious death of Stuart Lubbock. Michael Barrymore (55) and the other two men (aged 37 and 32 respectively) were arrested on suspicion of murder and of what the police referred to as ‘serious sexual assault’. Let’s be clear about this, the phrase ‘serious sexual assault’ is a euphemism for the criminal offence of rape, in this case, male rape. That is what the three men were being questioned about. As at the time of updating this website, Michael Barrymore is due to answer to bail on Wednesday 1 August and the other two men on Friday 3 August, both at South Woodham Ferrers Police Station, Essex.
Mark David Chapman (born May 10, 1955 in Fort Worth, Texas) is known for having been convicted of murdering former Beatle John Lennon on December 8, 1980. He is also associated with the book The Catcher in the Rye, having had a copy on him at the time of the murder. Chapman pleaded guilty to second degree murder and was sentenced to 20 years to life. He has been denied parole four times and remains incarcerated at Attica State Prison.
It was revealed after his arrest for the Lennon murder that he had on prior occasions been caught attempting to break into Kensington Palace before it was the home of Diana, Princess of Wales. He had been caught on one occasion hiding in the grounds wearing a balaclava and carrying a knife, and in possession of a self-authored poem to Prince Charles.
Police also discovered he had compiled lists with the addresses, descriptions, photographs and car registration numbers of almost one hundred women. Diana, soon-to-be Princess of Wales's was among them, but not apparently John Lennon's.
In another incident, he posed as a police officer and had obtained false warrant cards. For this, he was arrested and taken to court, where he appeared in glam rock clothing and stated his name for the record to be Paul Gadd, the real name of Gary Glitter.
In 1971 in Alabama he organised a stunt in which he jumped over a row of double decker buses on his rollerskates. Hundreds of tickets were sold for the event. Reportedly at the last moment, having seen the platform and ramp which had been constructed, he tried to back down but in the end managed to complete the leap. From 1971 onwards, under the pseudonym of Steve Majors, he was convicted with assaulting many women and served twenty three months in jail for attempted rape, and various charges of assault and sexual harassment.
Between 1971 and 1979. Mark Chapman had also developed a fascination with weapons and had for a brief period been a member of the US Army until failing his basic training. He also had an application refused to join a gun club for lack of a suitable referee.
A psychologist studying Mark Chapman since his arrest for the Lennon murder concluded that he was suffering from several different personality disorders. He had also been suffering from epilepsy and this was only discovered after his arrest and may have contributed to his mental problems.
See. Just another fucking fake and liar.
Posted by
che, around 6th November 2007:
"Cal doesn't like confrontations : he's English."
Yeah cos we've never "confronted" anyone (Apart from most of the nations on the globe).
:)
Posted by
Saltation, around 6th November 2007:
yeah but less than 300 years later and you've run away and hid
hod
hud
hadden
Posted by
Saltation, around 6th November 2007:
i read Macauley's life of Clive just last week actually. book printed ~1900, reprinting from ~1840, 20p or thrown in for free with 2 Stuart brandy balloons for a tenner from the local antiquery.
fascinatingly (if you have an interest in the unbelievable random luck we now regard as history) if he was born today, he'd have drowned under ASBOs and never got a job.
Posted by
Wolsey, around 6th November 2007:
I'm English and I fucking LOVE confrontation, me.
*stands eagerly apprehensive with clenched fists*
Posted by
WarHead, around 6th November 2007:
You're not CARDINAL Wolsey, are you?
Posted by
syl, around 6th November 2007:
Mark Chapman has/had* the same epilepsy as me. (Temporal Lobe Epilepsy)
*Is the blighter still alive?
Posted by
Wolsey, around 6th November 2007:
No I'm not Cardinal Wolsey - but for you, I could be *waggles eyebrows*
Posted by
Saltation, around 6th November 2007:
Posted by
che, around 7th November 2007:
hahaha
Posted by
che, around 7th November 2007:
I'd have given that kid 2 marks for noob.
And three marks for n00b
Posted by
WarHead, around 7th November 2007:
But the opposite of death isn't live, it's life.
Posted by
Grim..., 8th November 2007:
And hopeful is spelt wrong.
"hopefull" got ful marks, so spelling is clearly not a key factor
hmph. me and my dicky internets connection appear to be having a few Refresh issues.
Posted by
che, 8th November 2007:
I'm loving the way careless was written so carelessly
Posted by
AxeMan, around 10th November 2007:
I know it is a bit ignorant but what is a noob?
Posted by
syl, around 10th November 2007:
It comes from newbie = new person. You are a noob to this site. (Please stay)
Posted by
AxeMan, around 10th November 2007:
is that a south african thing??
Posted by
syl, around 10th November 2007:
No, I think it's a general internet thing.
Posted by
che, around 10th November 2007:
I've never heard of it.
Posted by
syl, around 10th November 2007:
Oh. it must not exist then. my mistake.
Posted by
che, around 10th November 2007:
:D
Posted by
syl, around 11th November 2007:
You see I CAN do sarcasm. :)
I'm *still* a newbie. I go away on a training course for a week, I come back and no-one has taken a hint. And I'm not the worst transformer ever. I'm the best. I can convert 240v to 110v.
Posted by
Sul, around 11th November 2007:
"no-one has taken a hint."
You're right. But we're not the newbies. ;)
Posted by
syl, around 11th November 2007:
I think Cal may have missed you between all the other newbies :(
Cal, OLD NEWBIE ALERT :)
Posted by
AxeMan, around 12th November 2007:
is he worth approval??
I should automaticaly be granted approval just by virtue of the fact that I'm me.
Posted by
syl, around 12th November 2007:
I'm sure he will do it shortly.
Posted by
cal, around 12th November 2007:
he's done it
Posted by
su, around 12th November 2007:
done what
saved the world from group exercise?
Posted by
AxeMan, around 12th November 2007:
Welcome EMP!
Posted by
syl, around 12th November 2007:
Saved the World from Group Sex.
Damn you, Cal. ;)
Oh and Welcome EMP!
He's a lazy fucker. He could have done me at the same time. Clik-click. Not difficult isit.
The concept of Cal 'doing you at the same time' is not one on which civilised people wish to dwell.
For those of you trying to escape this image, think of me shaking my booty in Miss Bollywood.
Posted by
syl, around 12th November 2007:
Shilpa you slag.
Posted by
Sul, around 12th November 2007:
Yet still posting in newbie topic....
Posted by
Wolsey, 13th November 2007:
Nobody loves me.
*sighs sadly*
Posted by
WarHead, 13th November 2007:
Try posting more stuff, Wolsey. And take the piss out of Grim, that's a sure fire way of getting approved.
Posted by
Sul, 13th November 2007:
He drinks Fosters, does wikki-wikki DJing and loves hooooooooooge turbo-chargers. See if you can work with that.
Posted by
Grim..., around 13th November 2007:
I wonder where that T-shirt is...
Posted by
WarHead, around 13th November 2007:
You're wearing it, wombat!!
Posted by
Wolsey, around 13th November 2007:
*makes notes*
I'll see what I can come up with. Though at the moment all I can think is TIM WESTWOOD.
Posted by
Grim..., around 13th November 2007:
Really?
Perhaps you
shouldn't be allowed in.
From another thread:
i don't "get" scaryduck's devotees' insistence that he's the funniest man on earth, but this goes a long way to explaining it:
LOLWars (script):
Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi
I am? Cor. Ta very much.
Yet still posting in newbie topic....
All the other topics are dull.
Posted by
cal, around 13th November 2007:
approved wolsey and duck - lets get some new blood into the real threads
Posted by
Saltation, around 13th November 2007:
good lord, it's a duck! kibo-like, he appears...
bloody brilliant post, mate
Posted by
Sul, around 13th November 2007:
Oooh scaryduck! I am a fan. Meet the doc
And all the other topics
are dull. Lets try another one
Posted by
Wolsey, around 13th November 2007:
*does happy dances of glee and mirth*
Posted by
Ana, 16th November 2007:
*has got the right account this time*
*wonders if anyone remembers her, or indeed gives a flying monkey*
Hello! (again)
Posted by
Brock, 16th November 2007:
BURN TEH NEWBIE!!!!
Er. Hi. Sorry. Bad burst of tourrettes :)
Posted by
che, 16th November 2007:
Hello Ana
Posted by
su, 17th November 2007:
it's ok brock your car will save you
Posted by
syl, 17th November 2007:
Hello Ana I remember you :)
Hello again ana.. you must be about 18 by now?
Posted by
WarHead, 20th November 2007:
Must she?
Posted by
syl, 20th November 2007:
Ana was 18 in 2004 which means she is now 21
Posted by
syl, around 21st November 2007:
2004 = 18
2005 = 19
2006 = 20
2007 = 21
I be very clevu
Posted by
cal, around 21st November 2007:
ana is approved
Posted by
WarHead, around 21st November 2007:
I read that very quickly as '
anal is approved' and was about to delete my account in disgust.
Posted by
syl, around 21st November 2007:
cal + anal = hahahahahahahaha!
the closest he'd come to anal is being anal retentive :)
Posted by
Saltation, around 21st November 2007:
i read that very quickly as 'I read that very quickly as "anal is approved" and was about to delve my arse in disgust' and was about to scratch my head in bewilderment.
Posted by
che, around 21st November 2007:
i read that very qui...
no, I can't be arsed.
Posted by
AxeMan, around 21st November 2007:
is anal approved??
Posted by
Saltation, around 21st November 2007:
that's not what *i've* heard
Posted by
Saltation, around 22nd November 2007:
heh. crossed in net.
Posted by
che, around 22nd November 2007:
:D
Hi,
New comers is I. Hi every body!
Posted by
syl, around 23rd November 2007:
Welcome :)
