Posted by
WarHead, around 4th February 2008:
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I want to make my girl-friend contented, but dont know what to do, although apparently there is nothing easier...
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Then this guy called dthirsty said, "She rode me hard for 20 minutes, because I was long and penetrated her deep" which is just showing off, I think.
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I think maybe these people have a point. Even Dr. Maria Bass says, "Your girl doesn't want to do it with you because of your male machine size. Everything will be all right sure enough. All you have to do is just make use of our instrument enlargement. You will forget about trouble and your woman will be happy." Sounds convincing, don't you think?
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Posted by
WarHead, around 6th February 2008:
Yesterday, I banged my ex girlfriend, and she was amazed at how large I was now. What is a real man without a 9 inch manhood?
Just kidding ..... about the ex-girlfriend, I mean.
Posted by
Saltation, around 11th February 2008:
a 9 inch manhood would barely cover one's head, surely? no good if it's cold or one is hanging around busstops stabbing pensioners.
in other news, i am disturbed by the sheer thoroughness and length of the time you spent redacting your spam for the benefit of a single ironic post
Posted by
WarHead, around February 2008:
Karalee Lohr invites me to, "Be the Stud of the party, EVERY party." and adds, "The feeling of being 9 inches long after suffering for so many years as 5 inches is amazing."
I think I'll take/his/her/it's word for it.
Posted by
WarHead, around February 2008:
Raven Robinson says ,"Lovin her the right way means filling her up the right way."
I don't like the way these things are heading.
good point, warhead. if you've never been 5 inches, you'll never understand what they're talking about. me, i always say if a girl wants a whole 6 inches, she can just use the FIRST half.