Posted by
WarHead, around 10th March 2008:
Hahhahahahahahahaaaaaaa..... typical Italian logic. What I really liked was, "
She had lent her telephone to her secret lover, Giovanni, who then used it to call Carla's estranged husband, Vincenzo, and insult him.
It sounds like a plot from a modern-day opera.
Giovanni: Vincenzo, is that-a you-a?
Vincenzo: Si
Giovanni: You have a dick-a like a limp-a shrimp-a.
Vincenzo: (looking at the display on his phone-a) Carla, what's-a the matter with your voice-a?
Giovanni: You have a face-a like a squished-a tomato.
Vincenzo: Hokayyyy, if you want to be like that-a, you have a minge-a like-a the Col de Tende Tunnel.
Giovanni: Brute-a!!! /rings off.
Posted by
syl, around 10th March 2008:
Hahahahahahaha! That was a good laugh! (Don't forget the hand gesticulations Warhead) ;)
Posted by
syl, around 10th March 2008:
"Does not reveal body detail..." Damn.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technol...
Posted by
syl, around 11th March 2008:
He's a silly arse :
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/america...
But I can't decide if he deserves to lose job over this. I'm leaning towards "No."
Posted by
syl, 12th March 2008:
This makes me SO HAPPY!!!!!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pa...
you've probably seen it, but i still think it kicks arse
Excel as a 3D Gaming Engine
for my money, excel remains the stand-out best-designed application on the planet. the breathtaking consistency and cleverness and sheer CONSISTENCY of the low-level stuff that 99% of people don't even know exists. the harder you push it, the more awe you feel for the original architects. every time you go to extrapolate on its previous capabilities, it works exactly the way you'd expect, as a coder and as a UI. nonlinear optimisers of stonking sophistication since 88. (auto)intersections and arrays and Names-as-API, oh my.
it's like graphical python.
Posted by
che, 12th March 2008:
I swear that Excel thing was in the link log earlier in the month.
I may be imagining things
Posted by
syl, around 14th March 2008:
Sheesh Friday again! The weeks are flying by. My friend is not taking her treadmill to New Zealand, so I am buying it. I hope it doesn't become another expensive ornament in the house ;)
Posted by
WarHead, around 14th March 2008:
The easy way to avoid that is to keep it in the garden shed.
Posted by
syl, around 15th March 2008:
Hahaha! This has a good chance of happening.
Look at this :
www.morphthing.com You can Morph two faces together.
Posted by
WarHead, around 15th March 2008:
From
Chrys at flickr. Deffo one for cal.
Posted by
che, around 16th March 2008:
I'm fairly sure the plural of bacon is bacon.
But then who am I to know such things.
Posted by
syl, around March 2008:
Congratulations Grim! :) Welcome Sam! :D YAY!
