Discussion » "(inspired by Arsepuppy's railway station rocket-polishing story)."

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Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 23rd June 2008:
 
Now maybe my memory's not like it used to be, but what the dickens was this?
Posted by AxeMan, around 23rd June 2008:
 
did he J.O> on a train??
Posted by arsepuppy, around 23rd June 2008:
 
I think this is about an old friend of mine who couldn't go on a train without pressing her apple key.
Posted by arsepuppy, around 23rd June 2008:
 
I'm still trying to remember the exact origin of Cock In Hand Gareth though. Google's drawing a blank except for a quote from here on Salty's blog, but it's older than that. Best unsung meme ever.
Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 24th June 2008:
 
So as far as I can remember, it was an example.

"If there was a man who walked around all the time with his cock in his hand, you'd be justified in calling him Cock In Hand Gareth..."

I'm determined to find him now.