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I feel like a bus ran over me this morning. :(
Somebody hug me.

whats small an brown an looks in your window?

oh oh yeah that name comes up again marina????

who are yous? tell me more about all yourself an what you do here??

We are the standard bearers of the iamcaliverse. We meet here on the 29th of February every four years to exchange data on our secret missions, which we cannot divulge to you at this juncture.

Free the DR Congo Goats.

Haha!

Hi, do you know this?
Hrhrhr: www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8s...

Clive Greedy eats celery while colleague shocks dying man.

if only britan still had an empire

Dear Land of Hope, thy hope is crowned.

God make thee mightier yet!

On Sov'ran brows, beloved, renowned,

Once more thy crown is set.

Thine equal laws, by Freedom gained,

Have ruled thee well and long;

By Freedom gained, by Truth maintained,

Thine Empire shall be strong.


Land of Hope and Glory,

Mother of the Free,

How shall we extol thee,

Who are born of thee?

Wider still and wider

Shall thy bounds be set;

|: God, who made thee mighty,

Make thee mightier yet. :|


Thy fame is ancient as the days,

As Ocean large and wide:

A pride that dares, and heeds not praise,

A stern and silent pride:

Not that false joy that dreams content

With what our sires have won;

The blood a hero sire hath spent

Still nerves a hero son.

Uganda seeking mini skirt ban as they can cause traffic accidents "because some of our people are weak mentally."

ha e been on my roof for a week

trying to get on google earth

"jackin"

Cal can you please approve me

Cal, apply a small amount of your favorite lubricant to your erect penis and to the insides of your upper thighs. Don't use too much; you can always apply more lube later if you need it. Now Cal, get into a sitting position with your knees bent toward your chest, and the soles of your feet flat on whatever surface you're sitting on. Your back should be resting firmly against something. (For example, Cal Henderson, you can sit on a sofa with your back against an arm, or sit on the floor with your back against a wall.) You may want to put a towel under you to avoid having to clean up a mess afterward. Firmly clamp your erect penis between your lubricated thighs and start a slow rocking or thrusting motion with your hips. If you've got the right amount of lubricant, Cal Henderson and you develop the right thrusting motion, your erect penis will slide in and out between your thighs and will feel like it does when it's inside a woman's vagina. If you squeeze your thighs together very tightly, you can tighten the grip on your penis and create more friction, the way a woman's vagina does when she tightens her pelvic muscles. Now how about that, Cal?

helllo are you there

Who wants to know?

I think Cal knows all that, Andre.

Not only do I not know the answer to "The Turk"'s riddle, I can't help thinking of this guy:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turk

Dear Sir:

Show the enclosed paper to others, make copies if you like.

I am 51, a Paranoid Schizophrenic, High School Diploma, Pentecostal, 6'1" tall, 225 pounds, black hair, green eyes, and get Social Security Disability.

I was born in Forsyth and still live with my parents. My brother Bob is a medical doctor.

I spent 3 years in the No. Dak. State Hospital and had 50 insulin coma shock treatments. I escaped once with a car and butcher knife and was nearly killed by the Police.

I have never stolen, raped, or killed. A psychiatrist, Dr. Martin Freese, said it was a miracle.

I have had sex with over 120 women, most of them prostitutes.

I am a very handsome and charming Virgo, same as Alexander the Great, Ivan the Terrible, John Wilkes Booth, Jesse James, Admiral Bligh, Emperor Augustus, Cesare Borgia, Cardinal Richelieu, Marquis de Lafayette, von Wallenstein, General John J. Pershing, Louis the 14th and Richard the Lionhearted.

In 1965, I received a batch of letters from Wyoming school children, saying that my Buffalo Bill song called Pahaska, was their favorite song and was sung in class every day.

According to neurologists, I have suffered far more than any human who ever lived, because when I was insane, I had skeining power. Skein is found in Goulds Medical Dictionary.

According to psychologists, I am the smartest man ever to walk on the earth.

I would like to personally impregnate hundreds of bright single women in order to produce a crop of great geniuses to improve the world.

Thank you for disseminating this information.

Sincerely,

Tom Lloyd

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on banks in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is said that staff may get a raw deal.

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of US$800 billion. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you. I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe. This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours faithfully,

Minister of Treasury Paulson

Nice one.

go go gadget financial times