Discussion » Newbie topic - November 2008

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Posted by cal, around October 2008:
 
Welcome to iamcal.com - tell us who you are in this topic and if we like you you'll gain access to the rest of the site.
Posted by che, around 3rd November 2008:
 
ello
Posted by syl, around 3rd November 2008:
 
Hello everybody. How are you all?
Posted by Gary, around 3rd November 2008:
 
Syl, my lovely. Why are you not on MSN any more? :(
Posted by gerprop, around 4th November 2008:
 
Are you being threatened with having your locks changed? Are the
bailiffs threatening to take your goods? Do you need your car unclamped
but you are being asked to pay heavy fees?

Do not let a Bailiff into your house.

- We deal with any Bailiff Emergency.
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And we will do the talking.

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See you there....
Posted by rebelvirals, around 4th November 2008:
 
Hey guys

Worth checking out this new viral from Microsoft – there’s an adrenaline junkie mouse caught on camera skydiving from 10,000ft.
He loves it!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=b67C...

The Rebel team
Posted by che, around 4th November 2008:
 
fuck off viral boy
it's not really a good viral if you have to go around infecting people with it
Posted by Saltation, around 5th November 2008:
 
viral bailiffs from 10,000 feet! woo!
Posted by Saltation, around 5th November 2008:
 
sneeze, blow your ohnoessssss with your eyes still watering, and when you look up, your furniture's gone
Posted by Mr. Nishi, around 7th November 2008:
 
Great, another month and another newbie topic I feel I can't add to. But now, with the power of beer, I shall make my bid to return to user on iamcal...

Twas many years ago when the link from B3ta lead me to a forum that seemed pretty cool. I had to post in the newbie thread and get responses! Despite all that I made the cut and ended up a member of the bestest forum I'd seen in quite some time. All went well, even the 'amusing' photos I'd posted under my profile. Chatting with the other people was pretty good as they all seemed people that used the net, rather than living on it. Then came the text meassaging service, firstly I was impressed and then worried about using it. It seemed like every other forum member had something cool and relevent to say via text, and all I could think of was enjoying the posts that came everytime I logged on. Well soon after that I lost my internet briefly...bad times I tell you, bad times. Worse was to come as I discovered my favourite place to read and reply on the net had sadly stopped to be a home. Then a few months ago, on a whim, I searched for my ol' forum and was very happy to find iamcal was up and running again. After a bit of lurk (and some beer) I tried to conquer that newbie fear again, et en voila.

It's not much easier the second time round....

So yeah I'm James, hi.
Posted by Miki, around 7th November 2008:
 
Hey james
are you a james we would know under a different username?
(I feel like I'm on a quiz show)
Posted by syl, around 7th November 2008:
 
Hi Gary. I lost my old MSN account because I forgot the password. Please add me again? scrybl@live.co.za

I remember you Mr Nishi!
Posted by Andre, around 8th November 2008:
 
HORSES!
Posted by masakatsu, around 8th November 2008:
 
best of all the animals.
Sing it loud baby!

Or for those who have a mac, copy/paste into a text editor.
Linky
(Highlight the text, and select "Speech" from the services menu.)
Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 8th November 2008:
 
Ah, Mr Nishi .. we meat again...

You may remember me as RedAndWhiteMan from the old Iamcal
Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 8th November 2008:
 
That joke's never going to wear thin...
Posted by Miki, around 10th November 2008:
 
you were not the real redandwhiteman!
Posted by syl, around 10th November 2008:
 
I thought RedAndWhiteMan was Vic?
Posted by Miki, around 11th November 2008:
 
exactly
Posted by Asscan, around November 2008:
 
Bees, you are one crazy hunter.
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Posted by Meatwood Flack, around November 2008:
 
Oh, Biorezananta, you do know the way to a simple country boy's heart...
Posted by syl, around November 2008:
 
Fuck off you fucking spamming cunt. (Not you Doc) God I hate these people.
Posted by Mr. Nishi, around 18th November 2008:
 
Indeed i do, having scratched around looking for who i remembered..excuse the haitus i've just been on holiday..
Posted by Mr. Nishi, around 19th November 2008:
 
And Also have just re-read my old posts... that takes me back. Although this time I haven't whined about my broken mouse I just went out and got a cheap replacement one :-)
Posted by yeled, around 20th November 2008:
 
douche ecossaise

i just wanted to pass this along to Cal.

www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/11/...
Posted by Saltation, around 20th November 2008:
 
"We’ve said it once, we’ll say it again, and we won’t stop saying it until we keel over face down in a pool of our own grease: There is nothing bacon can’t improve."