Posted by
cal, around 1st January 2009:
Welcome to iamcal.com - tell us who you are in this topic and if we like you you'll gain access to the rest of the site.
Posted by
symonds, around 1st January 2009:
Hi i am new comer to this site. I am very happy to join this forum. I gathered lot of information from this site.
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Posted by
symonds, around 1st January 2009:
Hi i am new comer to this site. I am very happy to join this forum. I gathered lot of information from this site.
Drug Intervention Nebraska
Posted by
syl, around 6th January 2009:
Hello symonds and welcome :)
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Posted by
WarHead, around January 2009:
This may really be the best job in the world. Anyone at a lose end for six months?
NB Not you, Doc, you can't snorkel ... hahahahahahhahaaaaaa..
Posted by
dearcal, around January 2009:
Dear Cal. My aunt picks me up in her car and we go to hotels to have sex - and it’s always absolutely brilliant.
I’m 18 and she’s 39. She’s my mum’s sister but she’s beautiful and sexy and I’d marry her tomorrow if I could. We’ve been seeing each other for six months – ever since she called round to see me when I was alone in the house.
She knew my mum was out at a works do and staying over at a friend’s. It was around midnight and I was up in bed when I heard her calling me from downstairs. There she was lying on the sofa in very sexy lingerie.
She pulled me over to her and started kissing me passionately. It felt so good that I started doing what I’ve wanted to do for a very long time. We had sex on the sofa – four or five times - and it was magic.
We have sex together now whenever we get the chance. It’s more than that though. The fact is that I love her and she loves me. We’ve agreed to keep it a secret but sometime it’s got to come out.
I don’t care about her boyfriend or even her daughter. They both give her grief and don’t deserve all she does for them.
I’m worried about my parents though – they’d really freak out and it wouldn’t be pretty. What’s the answer, Cal? I need some advice.
Posted by
Grim..., around January 2009:
Pfft - I read all that and there's no filth =[
Posted by
Miki, around January 2009:
heh, I read all of it too
Posted by
syl, around January 2009:
You dirty buggers. (Also read all of it)
Posted by
WarHead, around January 2009:
Dearcal. We want pictures. Or a home movie.
Posted by
Saltation, around 19th January 2009:
so the home movie is verrrry expensive.
Posted by
syl, around 22nd January 2009:
dearcal, may I answer for Cal since he's hardly ever here and wouldn't answer your question anyway? You shouldn't be boffing your own Aunt. That's ... horrible dude.
Posted by
suzi_96, around 24th January 2009:
Dear Cal, I saw your advert for problems and was wondering if you can help with mine. I’m skipping school so I can spend the day having sex with my best friend’s brother. I’m as keen as he is but I am scared we’re going to get caught.
I am 13 years old and I always call for my friend so we can walk to school together. We’ve been best mates for as along as I can remember. Most of the time we get on great but sometimes we argue and don’t speak for a day or so.
We had a bit of a row one day about me borrowing some of her clothes - when I called for her next morning the door was answered by her 18-year-old brother. He said she’s already left for school.
I was furious with her but he just laughed and told me to cool it. He said to come in and have a coffee and go into school later, so I agreed. He’s always treated me like a kid when I’m with his sister but this time we sat and really talked- we got on great and I could tell he fancied me.
Before I knew what was happening we were making love on the lounge floor. It was fantastic. Now I make excuses to miss school regularly so we can have sex. I’m really scared I could get him into trouble because I’m under age but I want to be with him as much as he does me. What dio you recommend?
Wow. So...
a) Cal ... you are Deirdre and I claim my free piece of relationship advice.
and
b) Good going Syl for stepping into Cal's pointy red shoes and solving these dilemmas.
and
c) You're 13? Wow. The only sex I had when I was that age was the time my physics teacher tried to assult me with a retort stand.
Oh, and "boffing"? Wow. That's quite an expression.
Posted by
syl, around 27th January 2009:
b) I've always wanted to be an Agony Aunt.