Discussion » Newbie topic - June 2009

This is a read-only copy. The forum ran on iamcal.com from 2000 until its database was lost in 2016, and this topic was rebuilt from copies saved by the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. Some replies may be missing, and its dates are approximate.
Posted by cal, around May 2009:
 
Welcome to iamcal.com - tell us who you are in this topic and if we like you you'll gain access to the rest of the site.
Posted by benn, around May 2009:
 
What are you working on now cal? is it new and exciting and a game?
Posted by WarHead, around June 2009:
 
Yes, cal, come on and tell us if you're on the game.
Posted by edmundsolo, around June 2009:
 
hi

i just signed up for beta and cant therefore post my picture until 10am next tuesday (or am i being dim?) of gordon brown in the extreme sport of uk politics (avoiding/dodging the sh*t) . could you do it for me pleasE? its the image challenge - you can have all the credit if you cough my name.



thank you and sorry for hijacking this blog!

whoops
Posted by cal, 4th June 2009:
 
i don't really have anything to do with b3ta - sorry
Posted by PDIDDY, around 5th June 2009:
 
any one heard of the latest video site in the uk
Posted by PDIDDY, around 5th June 2009:
 
i did like to gain accesss to other topics....................cos am a fun loving person
Posted by Miki, around 7th June 2009:
 
welcome
what flavour of fun?
Posted by syl, around 8th June 2009:
 
GAY fun ;)
Posted by tom lloyd, around 9th June 2009:
 
I am 51, a Paranoid Schizophrenic, High School Diploma, Pentecostal, 6'1" tall, 225 pounds, black hair, green eyes, and get Social Security Disability.

I was born in Forsyth and still live with my parents. My brother Bob is a medical doctor.

I spent 3 years in the No. Dak. State Hospital and had 50 insulin coma shock treatments. I escaped once with a car and butcher knife and was nearly killed by the Police.

I have never stolen, raped, or killed. A psychiatrist, Dr. Martin Freese, said it was a miracle.

I have had sex with over 120 women, most of them prostitutes.

I am a very handsome and charming Virgo, same as Alexander the Great, Ivan the Terrible, John Wilkes Booth, Jesse James, Admiral Bligh, Emperor Augustus, Cesare Borgia, Cardinal Richelieu, Marquis de Lafayette, von Wallenstein, General John J. Pershing, Louis the 14th and Richard the Lionhearted.

In 1965, I received a batch of letters from Wyoming school children, saying that my Buffalo Bill song called Pahaska, was their favorite song and was sung in class every day.

According to neurologists, I have suffered far more than any human who ever lived, because when I was insane, I had skeining power. Skein is found in Goulds Medical Dictionary.

According to psychologists, I am the smartest man ever to walk on the earth.

I would like to personally impregnate hundreds of bright single women in order to produce a crop of great geniuses to improve the world.

Thank you for disseminating this information.

Sincerely,

Tom Lloyd
Posted by Miki, around 9th June 2009:
 
riiiiight
Posted by syl, around 10th June 2009:
 
Cool, I'm game, but I'm thick and what about your schizophrenia?
Posted by WarHead, around 10th June 2009:
 
Is tom lloyd a new Doc alias?
Posted by cal, around 10th June 2009:
 
27 users have posted from that IP, and several of them are confirmed doc accounts ;)
Posted by WarHead, around 10th June 2009:
 
27!!!!1111 How does he keep track of himself?
Posted by che, around 10th June 2009:
 
hahaha
Posted by che, around 10th June 2009:
 
He's setting himself up to be the new villian in the next spiderman film. Some sort of split personality man.
Posted by Saltation, 11th June 2009:
 
"you may have defeated Lucy Record, spiderman, but now you face... TOM LLOYD!!!!!(i)1"
Posted by Brock, around June 2009:
 
WH: What on earth makes you think that Doc even knows he has multiple personalities that need tracking?
Posted by tom lloyd, around June 2009:
 
Who is Doc?
Posted by syl, around June 2009:
 
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/...
Posted by syl, around June 2009:
 
Doc you are worse than me on B3ta. Actually, no. No-one is worse than me on B3ta.
Posted by che, around June 2009:
 
They still let you on B3ta?
Posted by syl, around June 2009:
 
No. I am permanently banned and my IP address has been blocked from creating new accounts.
Posted by Brock, around June 2009:
 
Hahahahahaha!
Posted by syl, around June 2009:
 
Plus, Cr3 says that if I try to come back, he will ban all South African IP addresses. He even wrote code that shows South African posts in pink so that he can get a heads up in case it's me.
Posted by syl, around June 2009:
 
*moves to New Zealand*

;)
Posted by syl, around June 2009:
 
I can still read B3ta though and regularly search "Bou" - but the fun's gone out of it, not being able to post.
Posted by WarHead, around June 2009:
 
What on earth makes you think that Doc even knows he has multiple personalities that need tracking?
He may not, but one or more of the others prolly does.
Posted by Miki, around June 2009:
 
I never understoof b3ta
Posted by syl, around June 2009:
 
Well, some of the photoshop gags on the main board are very funny indeed. I spent most of my time on the /talk board because I don't know photoshop. /Talk is mostly arbitrary banter with a bit of bitching going on. Every now and then there's something really funny. Some of the jokes that end up on the front page are really hilarious.
Posted by syl, around June 2009:
 
I mean, look at this one : 207.44.242.20/board/9408002

I laughed my bloody arse off at that one.
Posted by Miki, around June 2009:
 
*shrugs* nope, my arse is still on
it is bouncy though
Posted by Saltation, around June 2009:
 
bearing in mind that it will be viewed quite differently by people living outside the uk...

that effort kinda encapsulates the social neediness trying to masquerade as irony accidentally displayed as guardian-style intra-focussed jealous-bitchery of too too many of the b3toids

not quite barbelith, but getting there

caveat: things may have changed recently. i cut fully coupla years ago because i couldn't take it any more
Posted by arsepuppy, around June 2009:
 
ooh barbelith... *shudder*

;)
Posted by WarHead, around 19th June 2009:
 
The Brit contingent may have seen this before.

BThieves
Posted by Saltation, around 20th June 2009:
 
superb
Posted by Saltation, around 21st June 2009:
 
www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Li...
Posted by WarHead, around 22nd June 2009:
 
Ha hah hahahahahahaaaaaaaa ....
Posted by Saltation, around 22nd June 2009:
 
"Reserve met" -- i should bloody SAY so!
Posted by jeffld, 25th June 2009:
 
Michael died? It made me think of this site for some reason.
Posted by syl, 26th June 2009:
 
Welcome back Jeff :)
Posted by shayla_99, 1st July 2009:
 
I love Michael because I\'m sure that he is innocent...he is very kind , I believe that he doesn\'t do any thing wrong . I\'d like to tell him : Michael I love you for ever. but some one who introduce hime self by MICHAEL JACKSON i'd like to aske when he fuck kids you see him...you were there? i dont think that michael is guilty i think that it is a oad of bullshit and paople just wanting money I'm a 23 year-old girl ..I love Michael since I was a child. I believe that he is innocent but He is bad luck these days if some some one tell sth non-sense about him...He helped poor people alot but now they forget everything, God know every thing about us and it's enough. Maicheal wud never do dat to ne 1 escpecially kids. al of u r going to hell and will rot. ive like mj since i was little and still. im listening to him rite now!!!! so fuk all who dislike and think he did molest those kids. and if any of u watch da news u wud c dat the boy was drugged and so was the mother, and dat his father and him threatend to ruin mjs future if he didnt give them money just so they can start a movie. u guys r fuking idiots. Grr. every one that doesn't like MICHEAL JACKSON can go to hell!! how could you judge a kind, loving caring man if you havn't even met him befor? all of you must be jealous of him, ovesly coz you judge him like he's some sick man when really all of you are, thinking he sleeps with children, WELL THATS JUST PATHETIC! if micheal jackson was a sick man, why would he donate so much money to foundations AND REALLY CARE ABOUT THE WORL? i dont think micheal jackson would judge you. DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER I am one of the MANY Michael Jackson fans who has seen your page on Michael's faces and has become furious! I am soooo disappointed that there is someone in the world as sick as you. Where do you find humor in your hurtful and cruel website? Where did you get the idea that you could take an amazing human being, who has twenty times more talent and kindness than you, and make rediculous remarks about him on a world wide establishment? I really wish that people like you would stop taking the phony tabloids stories for truth. Let me ask you: Do you really believe that a baby was born with antlers?

Rest in peace michael, we are paraying for you
Posted by Grim..., 1st July 2009:
 
Hurrah! I feel five years younger!
Posted by WarHead, around 1st July 2009:
 
One of MJ's kids has antlers? You learn something new every day.