Discussion » Kwai Chang Caine wanks himself to death

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Posted by WarHead, around 5th June 2009:
 
Thai police: Carradine death may be accidental

BANGKOK (AP) — The body of American actor David Carradine, best known for the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu," was found in a hotel room closet with a rope tied to his neck and genitals, and his death may have been accidental suffocation, Thai police said Friday.
The 72-year-old actor's body was discovered Thursday in his luxury suite at Bangkok's Swissotel Nai Lert Park Hotel. Police initially said they suspected suicide, though Carradine's associates had questioned that theory.
Police Lt. Gen. Worapong Chewprecha told reporters that Carradine was found with a rope "tied around his penis and another rope around his neck."
"The two ropes were tied together," he said. "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."


OK, let the Kung Fu related jokes begin.
Posted by syl, around 5th June 2009:
 
Oh shit what an undignified way to go...
Posted by Grim..., around 5th June 2009:
 
The thing is, at some point during his danger wank he almost 100% thought "ha - imagine if I die like this".

Take that, Bill.
Posted by syl, around 5th June 2009:
 
"tied around his penis and another rope around his neck."
"The two ropes were tied together,"

----he appears not to have favoured his neck.

*runs*
Posted by arsepuppy, around 5th June 2009:
 
Best thread title in the whole history of Man.
Posted by arsepuppy, around 5th June 2009:
 
Also, genuine lolz at "Danger Wank" :D
Posted by Saltation, around 5th June 2009:
 
he should have stuck to nicking pebbles from old monks
Posted by WarHead, around 5th June 2009:
 
Best thread title in the whole history of Man.


You're too kind.

The thing is, at some point during his danger wank he almost 100% thought "ha - imagine if I die like this".


And presumably shortly thereafter, 'Ohhhh Fuuuu...... awk...."
Posted by WarHead, around 5th June 2009:
 
In other news "Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi has reacted angrily to the publication in Spain of photographs showing topless women and a naked man at his villa........ Mr Berlusconi said the accusations were timed to coincide with the election." Or do they mean erection?
Posted by che, around 5th June 2009:
 
DangerWank was that adult cartoon voiced by David Jason. Never saw the light of day.