Discussion » What do you get when you combine PMS and GPS?

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Posted by syl, around 26th June 2009:
 
A crazy bitch who WILL find you
Posted by Grim..., around 27th June 2009:
 
Got a link, or something?
Posted by Brock, 1st July 2009:
 
Here you go, Grim...
Posted by cal, 1st July 2009:
 
hehe
Posted by syl, around 1st July 2009:
 
Haha!
Posted by Grim..., around 2nd July 2009:
 
I appear to be missing something.
Posted by Brock, around 2nd July 2009:
 
Did you click the link?
Posted by Grim..., around 3rd July 2009:
 
Yes.
I just doHOLY SHIT IS IT MEANT TO BE A JOKE?

It is. Fuck me. I thought it was a newspaper article or something.
Posted by cal, around 3rd July 2009:
 
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by Brock, around 3rd July 2009:
 
You fucking retard.
Posted by Grim..., 3rd July 2009:
 
GTF, Brockly wockly - jokes are meant to be funny.

What are you doing with yourself now, anyway?
Posted by WarHead, 3rd July 2009:
 
He's doing nowt with himself cos he has a woman to do it for him now.
Posted by AxeMan, 3rd July 2009:
 
ha does brock have a lady? or is this is claim when he actually is nested with a nubile sheep!!
Posted by Brock, 4th July 2009:
 
jokes are meant to be funny

Please check the username next to the joke and adjust your expectations accordingly...

As for me, I am moving into my new (rented) house next weekend so am organising and getting ready for aforementioned chick (wife) to arrive from California.
Posted by syl, 4th July 2009:
 
Congrats Brock :)
Posted by syl, 4th July 2009:
 
I'm confused though. Is it my joke that's not funny or is it Brock's joke that's not funny?

:'(

*lower lip quivers*
Posted by Miki, around 5th July 2009:
 
congrats brock :)
Posted by syl, around 5th July 2009:
 
Wait a minute...wife???!!!!!!!!?????? How could you get married and not tell us here at iamcal? We're like a little family over here. A dysfunctional family, yes, but a FAMILY! How could you Brock?
Posted by Grim..., around 5th July 2009:
 
I assumed you two would marry each other.
Posted by Brock, around 6th July 2009:
 
Holy fuck, no.
Posted by syl, around 6th July 2009:
 
Brock will have our guts for garters Grim... ...
Posted by cal, around 7th July 2009:
 
she's moving to where you are? wait, where are you?
Posted by WarHead, around 8th July 2009:
 
Still Canadia. Boy, you're really out of the loop.
Posted by Saltation, 16th July 2009:
 
proof that if you wait long enough, you WILL find someone desperate enough
Posted by Saltation, 16th July 2009:
 
*waits*
Posted by che, around 16th July 2009:
 
you know that time is finite right?

Mind you I expect when the last star in the universe breathes its last,
there might be a few REALLY desperate girls around.
Posted by Saltation, around 16th July 2009:
 
sounds like a plan to ME!