Posted by
cal, around September 2009:
Welcome to iamcal.com - tell us who you are in this topic and if we like you you'll gain access to the rest of the site.
Posted by
bataspur, around September 2009:
The only question ias that now that I have stumbles upon this website, what do I do with it?
-- Mark (
Infrared sauna Far infrared sauna)
Posted by
WarHead, around September 2009:
Actually, the real question is, what shall
we do with
you?
Posted by
WarHead, around 8th September 2009:
Death and Taxes. Someone with a few minutes to spare has prepared a visual guide to where the US tax dollars go. Should be right up Cal's street, this one.
Posted by
cal, around 8th September 2009:
i linked to that a couple of years back
Posted by
WarHead, around 9th September 2009:
I must have been away that day.
Posted by
seth, around 10th September 2009:
I really want a relationship, but I need to find out why a woman justs wants to have sex with me and nothing else. I mean they're all willing to come over for sex, but anything else is out of the question. They just want sex and all I want is a meaningful relationship. Is it too much to ask?
Is it about my manhood?
I have such a great package, and what I do with it is even more interesting.
Maybe it is my amazing oral abilities that scares them?
My tongue is a normal length, but the softness, and the way I flatten it out, and how I move it makes even my lesbian ex's miss me.
Maybe they can't handle all the gushing orgasms?
I know women like it when I move that slow dance I move. For some reason that move I do makes things very very messy...But in a good way. In a way that makes them wonder what the HELL just happened to me? I've never done that before! Maybe it's because I know how to make woman just explode everywhere. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
Oh well, still if there are any of you woman out there that want to help me figure out what's wrong with me, you know what to do... I just want to be in loving relationship with a good woman. Seth
they were probably all (staying) away that day.
Posted by
seth, around September 2009:
I need to tell you a little about how Mr. Cal Henderson is greedy for the well-being enjoyed by others. And so I shall. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and reveal the constant tension between centripetal and centrifugal forces of dialogized heteroglossia resulting from Cal's jibes.
Cal, do you feel no shame for what you've done? From what I understand, we could opt to sit back and let him lobotomize everyone caught thinking an independent thought. Most people, however, would argue that the cost in people's lives and self-esteem is an extremely high price to pay for such inaction on our part. I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to force Cal into early retirement. Of course, someone has to be willing to spread the word about his pretentious, catty tractates to our friends, our neighbors, our relatives, our co-workers—even to strangers. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that he's the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread.
It may seem obvious, but we must remove our chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn't understand that analogy, the chains symbolize Cal's rotten announcements and the light represents the goal of getting all of us to fight him hammer and tong.) Cal sees all the evidence, but he is reluctant to accept the conclusion that I wish I didn't have to be the one to break the news that his peons can be stereotyped as termagant tools of prepackaged political ideology and wicked, materialistic drug lords to boot. Nevertheless, I cannot afford to pass by anything that may help me make my point. So let me just state that before Cal once again claims that society is screaming for his actions, he should do some real research rather than simply play a game of bias reinforcement with his faithfuls. To add another dimension to this argument, let me mention that I want to live my life as I see fit. I can't do that while Cal still has the ability to rip off everyone and his brother. Somebody has to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that his slogans have become. That somebody can be you. In any case, Cal's boisterous dream is starting to come true. Liberties are being killed by attrition. Clericalism is being installed by accretion. The only way that we can reverse these parasitic trends is to free Cal's mind from the constricting trammels of negativism and the counterfeit moral inhibitions that have replaced true morality. To be precise, if we look beyond his delusions of grandeur, we see that Cal's grand plan is to punish dissent through intimidation, public ridicule, economic exclusion, imprisonment, and most extremely, death. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, Cal says that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and brilliance. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that our elected officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups.
It is common knowledge that Cal's faculty for deception is so far above anyone else's, it really must be considered different in kind as well as in degree. In purely political terms, in a rather infamous speech, Cal exclaimed that he is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. (I edited out the rest of what he said because, well, it didn't really say anything.) He can't fool me. I've met brassbound beguilers before, so I know that if Cal can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen. My current plan is to fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights. Yes, Cal will draw upon the most powerful fires of Hell to tear that plan asunder, but his shell games all stem from one, simple, faulty premise—that narcissism is absolutely essential to the well-being of society.
Whenever Cal announces that there should be publicly financed centers of hooliganism, his stooges applaud on cue and the accolades are long and ostentatious. What's funny is that they don't provide similar feedback whenever I tell them that I want to unify our community. Cal, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. Finally, this has been a good deal of reading, and indisputably difficult reading at that. Still, I hope you walk away from it with the new knowledge that when Mr. Cal Henderson yips about his accomplishment, he somehow fails to mention that he is trying to take control of a nation and suck it dry just to prove he can.
don't centripetal forces have 100 legs?
Posted by
syl, around September 2009:
Fuck, I wanna be a Brassbound Beguiler.
Hallo,
I often use Firefox, a great browser, and sometimes go to Tools - Options - Security - saved password to read and erase the passwords for the sites that I visit.
Do you know if there is a way to shorten this path, maybe insert something in the toolbar to speed up this task?
Thank you
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You have never see
gift ideas like these? (
geschenkideen on german or
regalos originales on espanol),
film da ridere
Posted by
tomfox, around September 2009:
(Doffs cap) Hi I'm
Tom Fox, wondering what this is all about.....So I thought I'd investgate further....Tasteful wallpaper here at Iamcal.
