Discussion » Where's your nearest racist?

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Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 22nd October 2009:
 
Now the BNP list leaking has become an annual event, you can now find out how close you are to a BNP member!

www.localgibson.com/bnp/ind...

Mine's 479 yards away. As it goes by postcodes, I guess it's slightly approximate... although my friend Rob is apparently 6 yards away from one - which I guess means the other side of the road.

Any advance on 479?

(Sorry Syl, etc, I don't know if it works outside the UK...)

^%$^$%^$%^$%^ edit: (Just realised that's blatantly paving the way for a South Africa / racism gag... Who'll be first? My money's on Che or Brock.)
Posted by che, around 22nd October 2009:
 
haha
Posted by che, around 22nd October 2009:
 
oh and
CH3 5XA (0.95 miles) - Mr Mark Dodd
Posted by che, around 22nd October 2009:
 
although if we go from my parents house I can beat yours
NN11 3PG (177 yards)
but we knew about him last time
Posted by cal, around 22nd October 2009:
 
at my mother's house it's 6 miles
Posted by che, around 22nd October 2009:
 
I'm glad you didn't stop that sentence after the word "house" Cal.
Posted by WarHead, around 22nd October 2009:
 
Even so, some punctuation seems to be missing.
Posted by Grim..., around 22nd October 2009:
 
Half a mile from my house.
Posted by eatmypiano, around 22nd October 2009:
 
Oh dear. SE25 5PX (113 yards) - Mr Harold Cox

Sheltered housing at the end of my road according to the map.
Posted by Grim..., around 22nd October 2009:
 
Ooh, you live quite near me. Don't suppose you're looking to move, are you? I'm selling up.
Posted by che, around 22nd October 2009:
 
"I'm selling up."

Good luck with that! :)
Posted by eatmypiano, around 22nd October 2009:
 
I am looking to move but I'm looking for a four bedroom house.
Posted by syl, around 23rd October 2009:
 
The nearest racist to me is 0 Km, since I am a white South African (we're ALL racist) LOL! ;)
Posted by syl, around 23rd October 2009:
 
KM NOT MILES YOU BACKWARD PEOPLE. ***runs***
Posted by WarHead, around 24th October 2009:
 
0.52 miles (0.836 858 88 kilometer) - apparently running a bar in Chorlton-cum-Hardy, or maybe just working there.
Posted by syl, around 24th October 2009:
 
Why is BNP thought of as racist?
Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 25th October 2009:
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Briti...

Essentially, they want everyone who isn't a pure-blood, flaxen haired saxon to go-back-to-where-they-came-from. That's the main reason.

Here we go, they are "committed to stemming and reversing the tide of non-white immigration and to restoring, by legal changes, negotiation and consent the overwhelmingly white makeup of the British population that existed in Britain prior to 1948".
Posted by syl, around 27th October 2009:
 
Oh I see. Thanks Doc, now I get it.
Posted by syl, around 13th November 2009:
 
I'm coming to steal your jobs. newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/th...

LOL