Posted by
WarHead, around 18th March 2010:
I think there may be water in the engine.
Today happy birthday special is bowl of dog. BYE BYE LITTLE PUPPY! YOU ARE FOOD! you are my best hat. i will wear you mr hat.
Posted by
syl, around March 2010:
Tiger Woods fucks everything up :(
Posted by
che, around March 2010:
"Hey man, check out that tasty piece of tail"
Posted by
beargod, around 20th March 2010:
I was trying to land the plane, then I pissed myself
Posted by
che, around 22nd March 2010:
beargod wins teh internetz
bbbbbbbbEARGOAD!!! wwwwELCOMEHOME!!!1
Posted by
WarHead, around 23rd March 2010:
"I've never played outdoor pocket billiards before."
Posted by
WarHead, around 28th April 2010:
Time for another one.
BTW, anyone recognise this?
Posted by
Sul, around 30th April 2010:
"I get all the girls I get all the girls"
orig:
"
Cockermouth Airport closed twice daily"
"'Fuel tank's leaking again'"
"Global Warming drowns low-lying airports shock horror"
"Jesus Airlines folds as investors lose faith"
new:
"'Right a bit, Grandma'"
"Uproar in court as spectacular soprano newcomer reveals artificial assistance"
>"Jesus Airlines folds as investors lose faith"
UPDATE:
"Bread goes soggy, Fishes escape. Multitudes sue under EU law."
Father enters the debate.
"I very clearly said 'Walk on water'. Walk on water. Very clear. 'Walk'. Nothing about 'Land on water'."
--> "My lord, my lord, why have you forsunken me?"
*rummage*
"I think I dropped the keys"
"Shit! Me too"
oops, Grim… already did that one. better.