Posted by
chris, 19:48, 3rd August 2001:
...And i'm afraid for once it wasn't me...
Posted by
phil, 00:38, 4th August 2001:
Thinking about it, _must_ a website be funny? Or did I misinterpret the phrase somewhere along the line?
Posted by
cal, 13:49, 5th August 2001:
i am yet to reply. what should i say?
Posted by
Suzie, 03:14, 6th August 2001:
Hmm.. how about..
"Dear interested party,
I would humbly like to point out that at no time during the lifetime of my site did I, or any other agent of mine, claim to be humorous. I am deeply deeply sympathetic to your pain, and understand that you are probably doing the best your mediocre genes can allow, however I can take no responsibility for your humor or lack therof. With regards to your accusation of freakhood, I admit to knowing little of the various species of freak, and would love to hear your views on the subject, being the undoubted expert on the subject, and premier specimen of the species freakus dumbus.
While your concerns have been noted, I ask that in the future, you exercise your ultimate power to utilise the 24th letter of the alphabet when browsing sites such as mine that displease you. In short, if you don't like it, hit the X.
Thank you, good luck. You're going to need it.
Yours sincerely,
Cal.
Posted by
ell, 00:11, 7th August 2001:
If they're from America, just mention the words "slander" and "sue".
If they're from the UK, ask kindly for their home address, and how easy it is to vandalise their house.
Posted by
cal, 20:57, 7th August 2001:
yup. awaiting a response :D
Posted by
jlittle, 08:48, 21st August 2001:
So did you get a response?