Posted by
cal, 16:04, 7th September 2001:
Ok, as promised, here are the top five sms messages i've been sent so far:
5.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? (
Sal)
4.
i like chicken, i like liver, miaow mix miaow mix please deliver!!! (
chris)
3.
There once was a young man named Cal, Who liked programming a lot in Pascal. While thinking one day, He got carried away, And came up with a program named Hal! (
Suzie)
2.
Wake up! it's the middle of the night! (anon) - sent at 2am and woke me up
1.
Hi Cal, reading your blog from Litang, 4000m up in the mountains near Tibet in China. Needed some fun from the UK. (john@cumbers.com)
How cool are
these? I must get some as soon as possible. Or for those of you without a fridge, try the
table top version.
Posted by
chris, 19:59, 7th September 2001:
Wow, I'm touched - since when am I ever rated?
This is even better then winning that utterly butterly competition!!
Posted by
Suzie, 01:18, 8th September 2001:
Lol, #2 is mine as well.. didn't realise I didn't put my name on it.. Was feeling incredibly bored and sadistic at the same time.. sorry :D
Posted by
chris, 19:09, 9th September 2001:
What does have four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you???
Posted by
chris, 01:51, 10th September 2001:
could be worse i suppose...
ie : A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says:
"Make me one with everything!"
Posted by
dogbomb, 16:18, 10th September 2001:
The buddhist hands over a 10 pound note, and receives the hotdog.
He stand for a while with his other hand outtretched, and finally tell the vendor "I gave you ten pounds".
The vendor replies with a smile, "Change comes from within".
Posted by
cal, 16:41, 10th September 2001:
hahahahahahahahahahaha. i have just spat lucozade on my screen :D
cool I won, do I get a prize? Back in UK now, some cool photo's from china on their way to the web soon...
Posted by
cal, 14:42, 25th September 2001:
hmm - not sure if i have anything cool to give as a prize...