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Posted by cal, 09:21, 14th November 2003:
 
for reasons i can't be bothered to explain (see other threads) i think we should come up with a simple iamcal apptitude test. questions about iamcal. suggestions please...
Posted by chandler, 09:25, 14th November 2003:
 
if its questions for new members then even the nice ones wont know all the answers
realy its a question for people good at searching
and lurkers :)
Posted by chandler, 09:27, 14th November 2003:
 
1. how do you spell the word for your bottom hole?
2. how do you spell the word for the little tadpole dudes that shoot out of a bloke?

:D
Posted by Sul, 09:44, 14th November 2003:
 
3. What day of the week was it when we lost all the posts for that day including the conversation that invented the £"$£^$"^%^ smilie thing.
Posted by friday, 09:46, 14th November 2003:
 
4. Which one of the 'in crowd' comes across as a real hippy?
Posted by Rosie, 09:50, 14th November 2003:
 
(I don't know that one! ermm, is it chay?)
Posted by chandler, 09:54, 14th November 2003:
 
(its bloody arsepuppy with his hippy hair.)
unless its me the anti-war, anti-hunting, vegetarian, soppy, lovey-dovey bastard?
Posted by Grim..., 09:54, 14th November 2003:
 
5. Who is a wimpy vegetarian?
Posted by Grim..., 09:54, 14th November 2003:
 
6. Who's name directly translated to 'gay' in Bedfordshire? =]
Posted by chandler, 09:54, 14th November 2003:
 
5: noone

cos it's spelt vegetarian
Posted by chandler, 09:55, 14th November 2003:
 
ah but its ok youve spelt it vegitarian to include the word git
Posted by Grim..., 09:55, 14th November 2003:
 
I think you mean: "no-one".

^%£&^*$&$£$£

You know, a good moderator would change the spelling, rather than bitch about it
Posted by Grim..., 09:57, 14th November 2003:
 
7. Who types liked they've 'burped a load of scrabble letters onto the screen'?
Posted by chandler, 09:57, 14th November 2003:
 
a good moderator would get moaned at if he went round changing peoples posts and correcting their errors.
Damn it Grim... I'm a moderator not a spellchecker.
/Bones
Posted by Rosie, 09:58, 14th November 2003:
 
ha ha! Chays a hippy! ;D

8) Who is One-Can?
Posted by chandler, 09:59, 14th November 2003:
 
8) Who is One-Can... and why is he such a GEEK!?
;)
Posted by Grim..., 10:00, 14th November 2003:
 
9) What happens if Rosie laughs too much?
10) Who wants to help David Akumba?
Posted by Sul, 10:03, 14th November 2003:
 
11) How many times has Grim... left iamcal in a hissy fit claiming never to return?
Posted by Rosie, 10:03, 14th November 2003:
 
LOL!
Posted by Sul, 10:04, 14th November 2003:
 
12)What's the ironic thing about Sul's stalker barmaid story?
Posted by Rosie, 10:05, 14th November 2003:
 
?
Posted by Sul, 10:06, 14th November 2003:
 
The answer's here if you look for it
Posted by Rosie, 10:09, 14th November 2003:
 
Oh! Just done a search on "Barmaid" and found the answer! LOL!
Posted by friday, 10:14, 14th November 2003:
 
13) Who promised they would show me their bum in a thread, but never did?

EDITIED!
Posted by friday, 10:15, 14th November 2003:
 
14) Who thinks that depression is an excuse made by lazy people?
Posted by Grim..., 10:17, 14th November 2003:
 
15) Why does Sul hate Italians?
Posted by Sul, 10:24, 14th November 2003:
 
16)What is Mrs Arsepuppy's name?
Posted by Grim..., 10:28, 14th November 2003:
 
17) Who has a car with 2 hoooooooooooooooooooooooooge turbochargers?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:32, 14th November 2003:
 
18) Who cares?
Posted by Rosie, 10:32, 14th November 2003:
 
18) who has a "thing" for red pandas?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:37, 14th November 2003:
 
19) who has a 'thing' for Rosie?
Posted by friday, 10:40, 14th November 2003:
 
20) Name 5 users that have a "thing"?
Posted by friday, 10:41, 14th November 2003:
 
(ie 5 males)
Posted by friday, 10:42, 14th November 2003:
 
21) Name 5 users who dont have a "thing"?
Posted by Rosie, 10:43, 14th November 2003:
 
:)

21) who sounds like a farmer?
Posted by Coppers, 10:43, 14th November 2003:
 
I know so few of these. /hangs head in shame
1) Anas
2) Sprem(s)
3) Wednesday
4) AP
5) ?
6) ?
7) RUSS?
8) Hmmm Not doing well here :-(
9) She feels happy?
10) Mr T. Fool!
11) 4 times
12) Aaargh. Don't know any more answers. Must try harder.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:44, 14th November 2003:
 
Who does sound like a farmer?
Posted by chandler, 10:45, 14th November 2003:
 
22) How many couples have been formed via iamcal?
23) Which is the best couple ;)
Posted by chandler, 10:46, 14th November 2003:
 
(the answer to 23 is of course Vic and Sul)
Posted by Rosie, 10:46, 14th November 2003:
 
LOL!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:46, 14th November 2003:
 
LOL
Posted by Rosie, 10:46, 14th November 2003:
 
Foggy: Vic!
Posted by Sul, 10:48, 14th November 2003:
 
I'm glad you all think so :)
Posted by chandler, 10:49, 14th November 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Rosie, 10:50, 14th November 2003:
 
24) Sul is a gayer.

Oh crap. Thats more of a statement than a question. ;)
Posted by chandler, 10:52, 14th November 2003:
 
hahhaa
Posted by Sul, 10:55, 14th November 2003:
 
It is true that us south-east-england Sullivans all have a bit of Gayer in us.

Here's our coat of arms:

Posted by Rosie, 10:58, 14th November 2003:
 
LOL!
Posted by friday, 11:04, 14th November 2003:
 
No one is getting the correct answer to no 4, so do we discuss the answers or do the ones who have asked the question give the answers??

interesting!
Posted by Rosie, 11:07, 14th November 2003:
 
Number 4 isn't chay?
Posted by chandler, 11:09, 14th November 2003:
 
yaaaay its not me!!!
YAAAAY
Posted by chandler, 11:09, 14th November 2003:
 
not that there is anything wrong with being a hippy
Posted by Rosie, 11:11, 14th November 2003:
 
Hold your horses chay! You ARE a hippy - so there must be another lurking about....


Own Up. Who Is It?!
Posted by chandler, 11:13, 14th November 2003:
 
hahaha
:D
Posted by Miki, 11:18, 14th November 2003:
 
1. how do you spell the word for your bottom hole?
anas
2. how do you spell the word for the little tadpole dudes that shoot out of a bloke?
sprem
3. What day of the week was it when we lost all the posts for that day including the conversation that invented the £"$£^$"^%^ smilie thing
I don't remember, even though I was on-line
4. Which one of the 'in crowd' comes across as a real hippy?
AP (friendly fraggle, so cute !)
5. Who is a wimpy vegetarian?
Chay
6. Who's name directly translated to 'gay' in Bedfordshire? =]
AP
7. Who types liked they've 'burped a load of scrabble letters onto the screen'?
Beargod
8) Who is One-Can... and why is he such a GEEK!?
Grim... cos he doesn't want to be
9) What happens if Rosie laughs too much?
a little wee comes out
10) Who wants to help David Akumba?
Mr T
11) How many times has Grim... left iamcal in a hissy fit claiming never to return?
at least 2 so far
12)What's the ironic thing about Sul's stalker barmaid story?
once he got rid of her he found he wanted her back
13) Who promised they would show me their bum in a thread, but never did?
dont know
14) Who thinks that depression is an excuse made by lazy people?
Gary (edited)
15) Why does Sul hate Italians?
don't know
16)What is Mrs Arsepuppy's name?
Marie ???
17) Who has a car with 2 hoooooooooooooooooooooooooge turbochargers?
Grim...
18) Who cares?
absolutely no-one
19) who has a "thing" for red pandas?
Redmaiden
20) who has a 'thing' for Rosie?
Vic
21) Name 5 users that have a "thing"?
Cal, Vic, Sul, Chay, AP, etc etc
22) Name 5 users who dont have a "thing"?
Friday, Rosie, Redmaiden, Nov, Jeff etc etc
23) who sounds like a farmer?
Vic
24) How many couples have been formed via iamcal?
4
25) Which is the best couple ;)
(there was a poll about this) Sul & Vic
26) Sul is a gayer.
apparently, cos he said so

this is much easier then the track list !
Posted by Rosie, 11:20, 14th November 2003:
 
wow!

I didn't know ap was a fraggle!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:21, 14th November 2003:
 
WooWoo Best couple!
I don't sound like a farmer.
Who was it who invented the ^*(%^%^(%^ thing, was it Chay?
Posted by Rosie, 11:22, 14th November 2003:
 
27) if your "monkeys nose was bleeding", what would you be experiencing?
Posted by Rosie, 11:22, 14th November 2003:
 
Vic: Yes you do! ♥
Posted by Miki, 11:25, 14th November 2003:
 
Rosie, it's from www.iamcal.com/topic_3303
Posted by chandler, 11:26, 14th November 2003:
 
"Who was it who invented the ^*(%^%^(%^ thing, was it Chay?"

I think we decided we needed a keyboard representation of the air guitar and i suggested holding down shift and randomly running a finger up and down the number keys. but im not sure. could have been someone else. sure there was at least two of us involved

originally it was going to be used when someone did something excellent, ended up just for time travel. which of course is totally excellent.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:26, 14th November 2003:
 
I thought it was Chay and Grim who invented ("£$*(&*""£$?
Posted by chandler, 11:26, 14th November 2003:
 
"27) if your "monkeys nose was bleeding", what would you be experiencing?"

sining 'And they call it Mucky Luuuuve...'
Posted by Rosie, 11:27, 14th November 2003:
 
Miki: Oh yeah! Cheers :)
Posted by Miki, 11:28, 14th November 2003:
 
no problem Rosie, I just love the idea of a cute AP fraggle :D

:( he took down the nice KFC picture and now there is just a cat + rudeness.
Posted by Grim..., 11:31, 14th November 2003:
 
Well, Miki got at least 3 wrong, I know that because they were about me =]
Posted by Grim..., 11:31, 14th November 2003:
 
You don't know why Sul doesn't like Italians?
Thought that was common knowledge.
Posted by chandler, 11:33, 14th November 2003:
 
Wasnt there a girlfriend theivery thing that happened. or was that Vic?
Posted by Rosie, 11:33, 14th November 2003:
 
Just seen APs profile photo!

LOL!!!!

HAHHAHAHHAH!
Posted by Miki, 11:33, 14th November 2003:
 
28 Who (alledgedly) looks like Bjork ?
29 Who (alledgedly) looks like Frida ?
30 Who's girlfriend is called Laura ?
31 Who of the iamcal crowd are related to Cal ?
Posted by Grim..., 11:35, 14th November 2003:
 
32) Who 'felt like he'd been raped'?
33) Who can't we help?
34) Which two IAmCalMembers would be most likely to get up an dance to the Euphoric Mix of Airwaves?
35) Who is Cal's perfect woman?
Posted by chandler, 11:35, 14th November 2003:
 
29 Me :(
30 Chris
31 Bain, Grim...
Posted by chandler, 11:36, 14th November 2003:
 
33) Who can't we help?

ooh that girl i said we couldnt help
cant remember now!
Posted by Grim..., 11:36, 14th November 2003:
 
Chay - was it Vic's girlfriend? I thought it was Sul's.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:36, 14th November 2003:
 
30 could also be me.
Posted by Grim..., 11:37, 14th November 2003:
 
Chloe, mong =]
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:37, 14th November 2003:
 
I thought Sul was Vic's girlfriend!? :D
Posted by Grim..., 11:37, 14th November 2003:
 
I've had a girlfriend called Laura if that counts...
Posted by Rosie, 11:37, 14th November 2003:
 
32) I'd forgot about that wanker. He was a tit.
Posted by Miki, 11:38, 14th November 2003:
 
damn
Really sorry Grim... the depression madness was Gary
Posted by Grim..., 11:38, 14th November 2003:
 
36) Who has an office friend that wrote 'IAmCal' across her breasts?
37) What was Cal's first job?
Posted by Grim..., 11:39, 14th November 2003:
 
@Miki: Then Gary is a fucking moron.
Posted by friday, 11:40, 14th November 2003:
 
still no one is getting no 4!! ha ha

clue-he is one of the 'in crowd'

but then I said that already, didnt I?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:40, 14th November 2003:
 
Who is keeping a note of the Q's and A's??
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:40, 14th November 2003:
 
Friday, it has to be AP.
Posted by Rosie, 11:41, 14th November 2003:
 
friday - who is it? give us a clue?
Posted by Miki, 11:42, 14th November 2003:
 
I agree it has to be AP, see also www.iamcal.com/topic_3361
Posted by Grim..., 11:42, 14th November 2003:
 
Well, if we don't know, maybe that would suggest that they don't?
Posted by Rosie, 11:43, 14th November 2003:
 
BUT WHAT ABOUT CHAY?

Hes got to be classed as a hippy?
Posted by chandler, 11:45, 14th November 2003:
 
:D

Friday, who is it.
Cos it could be Me or AP but i cant think of anyone else!
Posted by Grim..., 11:46, 14th November 2003:
 
I think it's AP - didn't someone shout 'Hippy' at him in public a little while ago?
Posted by friday, 11:46, 14th November 2003:
 
ok, maybe its just me who thinks he is a hippy, but CAL said he looked like one once and some of the posts he has made suggests that he is a hippy.......
Posted by chandler, 11:47, 14th November 2003:
 
o right :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:47, 14th November 2003:
 
36 is me! LOL, that was funny.
Posted by friday, 11:48, 14th November 2003:
 
Grim - that was a long haired fraggle, wasnt it?
Posted by Rosie, 11:49, 14th November 2003:
 
38) who sent chays mate a pair of pants in the post?

(i can't remember!)
Posted by Miki, 11:50, 14th November 2003:
 
friday & Grim... it's in the first link I put ^^
Posted by Rosie, 11:50, 14th November 2003:
 
was it miki who sent the pants?
Posted by Miki, 11:50, 14th November 2003:
 
LOL @ Rosie !
Posted by Grim..., 11:51, 14th November 2003:
 
1. how do you spell the word for your bottom hole?
anas
2. how do you spell the word for the little tadpole dudes that shoot out of a bloke?
sprem
3. What day of the week was it when we lost all the posts for that day including the conversation that invented the £"$£^$"^%^ smilie thing
I don't remember, even though I was on-line
4. Which one of the 'in crowd' comes across as a real hippy?
AP
5. Who is a wimpy vegetarian?
Chay
6. Who's name directly translated to 'gay' in Bedfordshire? =]
ArsePuppy
7. Who types liked they've 'burped a load of scrabble letters onto the screen'?
Beargod
8) Who is One-Can... and why is he such a GEEK!?
Me, because I try not to be (?)
9) What happens if Rosie laughs too much?
a little wee comes out
10) Who wants to help David Akumba?
Mr T, Grim... and Chay
11) How many times has Grim... left iamcal in a hissy fit claiming never to return?
Only the once, I think. Fell free to proove me wrong.
12)What's the ironic thing about Sul's stalker barmaid story?
once he got rid of her he found he wanted her back
13) Who promised they would show me their bum in a thread, but never did?
Vic (think)
14) Who thinks that depression is an excuse made by lazy people?
Gary
15) Why does Sul hate Italians?
His GF hooked up with one
16)What is Mrs Arsepuppy's name?
Sarah ?
17) Who has a car with 2 hoooooooooooooooooooooooooge turbochargers?
Grim...
18) Who cares?
Grim... and RUSS
19) who has a "thing" for red pandas?
Redmaiden and Chay
20) who has a 'thing' for Rosie?
Vic
21) Name 5 users that have a "thing"?
Cal, Vic, Sul, Chay, AP, etc etc
22) Name 5 users who dont have a "thing"?
Friday, Rosie, Redmaiden, Nov, Jeff etc etc
23) who sounds like a farmer?
Vic
24) How many couples have been formed via iamcal?
4
25) Which is the best couple ;)
(there was a poll about this) Sul & Vic
26) Sul is a gayer.
apparently, cos he said so
27) if your "monkeys nose was bleeding", what would you be experiencing?
Menstration
28) Who (alledgedly) looks like Bjork ?
Don't know
29) Who (alledgedly) looks like Frida ?
Chay
30) Who's girlfriend is called Laura ?
Foghorn Leghorn
31) Who of the iamcal crowd are related to Cal ?
Bain and Grim...
32) Who 'felt like he'd been raped'?
The guy on the phone to Rosie
33) Who can't we help?
Chloe
34) Which two IAmCalMembers would be most likely to get up an dance to the Euphoric Mix of Airwaves?
Gary and Grim...
35) Who is Cal's perfect woman?
Clare Danes
36) Who has an office friend that wrote 'IAmCal' across her breasts?
Fog, I think
37) What was Cal's first job?
Waiter in The Chequers pub.
38) who sent chays mate a pair of pants in the post?
Rosie, think
Posted by Rosie, 11:52, 14th November 2003:
 
i was going to, but got my efforts were haulted by the boyfriend police. So who did it in the end?
Posted by Grim..., 11:53, 14th November 2003:
 
39) Who had an 70-post conversation with his Windows 95 PC?
Posted by Rosie, 11:54, 14th November 2003:
 
40) which duo likes to start on tramps when they are drunk?
Posted by Miki, 11:55, 14th November 2003:
 
Eh I still think AP's lady is Marie
Posted by Miki, 11:56, 14th November 2003:
 
was it 100%_kitten who sent the panties ?

I'm trying to find it and trying to find the Bjork photo, but searching has changed and has become much harder somehow
Posted by Sul, 11:57, 14th November 2003:
 
She wasnt actually my girlfriend. We were taking things slowly getting to know one another and all that shit and then I went away on holiday and came back to find out she'd been copping hold of the italian phone-boy.

So more woman-theft more than GF-theft.
Posted by Rosie, 11:58, 14th November 2003:
 
Oh, poor sul!
Posted by Grim..., 11:58, 14th November 2003:
 
Bitch - Cunt.
Posted by Sul, 11:59, 14th November 2003:
 
Yeah. Never mind eh? Shit happens.
Posted by friday, 11:59, 14th November 2003:
 
ok, another clue as to who I think is a hippy - WE HAVE NOT SEEN HIM FOR A WHILE

and I dont mean RUSS
Posted by cal, 12:00, 14th November 2003:
 
40) who's lost their job for excessive iamcal'ing?
Posted by Miki, 12:01, 14th November 2003:
 
for the Bjork thing: www.iamcal.com/topic_2002 scroll down :D

thats wrong, hang on
fixed
Posted by Grim..., 12:02, 14th November 2003:
 
Chris! Although according to people at Fujifilm that's not true!
Posted by cal, 12:02, 14th November 2003:
 
ap's woman is "maria" i think

it was kate/kitten who sent the panties
Posted by cal, 12:03, 14th November 2003:
 
wrong - chris and beargod
Posted by cal, 12:04, 14th November 2003:
 
the hippy is uncle moc / doc lucid
Posted by friday, 12:04, 14th November 2003:
 
40 - Beargod
Posted by Grim..., 12:07, 14th November 2003:
 
I thought Beargod lost he job because he wasn't very good at it?
Posted by Sul, 12:07, 14th November 2003:
 
40 - As well as BG Didnt Chris get threatened at Fuji for it so quit?
Posted by friday, 12:07, 14th November 2003:
 
oh slow posts, this thread is bizzy!
Posted by Grim..., 12:08, 14th November 2003:
 
Keep up, Sul =]
Posted by cal, 12:08, 14th November 2003:
 
43) who love tyler?
Posted by cal, 12:09, 14th November 2003:
 
continued here: www.iamcal.com/topic.php?id=3566
Posted by Grim..., 12:10, 14th November 2003:
 
44) What happened to 41 and 42? =]
45) Who was the first person to introduce themselves?