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Posted by friday, 10:04, 25th February 2004:
 
Today, I am celebrating my 21st birthday.

I have been 21 for a while now, but that fact is not relevant.
Posted by RUSS, 10:08, 25th February 2004:
 
happy birthday

my guess-32
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:10, 25th February 2004:
 
Happy birthday ;)
28?
Posted by Rosie, 10:43, 25th February 2004:
 
Happy "21st" Birthday friday!!??!!
:D

x
Posted by Sul, 10:55, 25th February 2004:
 
Happy B-day young lady. You're looking as pert as a 19 year old.

:)
Posted by beargod, 11:00, 25th February 2004:
 
Happy 18th birthday friday
Posted by Uma, 11:11, 25th February 2004:
 
Happy Birthday Friday.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:18, 25th February 2004:
 
-"-
Posted by cal, 12:01, 25th February 2004:
 
happy birthday friday
Posted by jeff, 12:14, 25th February 2004:
 
happy birthday friday! what you doing to celebrate?
Posted by friday, 13:41, 25th February 2004:
 
Hello!

I am having a party on Saturday night. I have sent out over 2000 invitations, but I dont know how many will come. It will be hosted at this huge house and my friends who play Jazz are coming too.

Really looking forward to it!

Thank you for your messages :-)

Hi BG - how nice of you to pop by and tell me I'm 18!!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:46, 25th February 2004:
 
Yeah, many happy ones.

29?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:49, 25th February 2004:
 
mmmm Jazz, Nice!
Posted by Uma, 14:10, 25th February 2004:
 
mmmm spaz, nice! cretin
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:21, 25th February 2004:
 
*WHOOOOOOSH*
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:21, 25th February 2004:
 
*THUD*
Posted by Uma, 14:25, 25th February 2004:
 
cretin
Posted by Alfie, 14:26, 25th February 2004:
 
and once more *THUD*
Posted by Uma, 14:30, 25th February 2004:
 
Abe, stop logging on as Alfie. It's BORING.
Posted by friday, 14:35, 25th February 2004:
 
So you dont like Jazz then, Uma?
Posted by Uma, 14:37, 25th February 2004:
 
Nah, I do. Just poking at Abe.
Posted by Alfie, 14:47, 25th February 2004:
 
Uma, stop logging on as Uma. It's BORING.

;)
Posted by friday, 14:49, 25th February 2004:
 
ha ha!
Posted by Alfie, 14:51, 25th February 2004:
 
oh and Happy Birthday Freitag
Posted by friday, 15:00, 25th February 2004:
 
only one person on this site has called me Freitag before - Alfie, are you the Doc?
Posted by Alfie, 15:01, 25th February 2004:
 
Nein :)
Posted by Alfie, 15:02, 25th February 2004:
 
I'm too stable for that
Posted by Uma, 15:02, 25th February 2004:
 
Hmmmm.
Posted by friday, 15:03, 25th February 2004:
 
OK, thanks for the Bday wish!
Posted by Brock, 15:45, 25th February 2004:
 
Bit late, but happy birthday, friday!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:22, 25th February 2004:
 
Yeah, I was just thinking that.

Surely not an alias of mine that's got out of control?
Posted by Brock, 16:29, 25th February 2004:
 
"It's alive!!"

You may have created a monster, Doc. Have you no sense of responsibility? Maybe posters such as Liandle and HUTCHY5 are earlier experiments that went horribly wrong, but escaped from your evil alias lair on the windswept Norfolk coast!

Mwuhaha...etc., etc.
Posted by Alfie, 16:36, 25th February 2004:
 
Hello Dr Daddy! :D
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:40, 25th February 2004:
 
I wouldn't be entirely surprised...

1
2
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:41, 25th February 2004:
 
Son. I am very proud of you.
Posted by Alfie, 16:59, 25th February 2004:
 
Cheers Pa
Posted by cal, 17:39, 25th February 2004:
 
i can confirm that alfie *isn't* abe or doc or me.

it *is* someone you know though
Posted by Brock, 17:40, 25th February 2004:
 
I think it's Ap
Posted by Alfie, 17:44, 25th February 2004:
 
Damn You Brock
Posted by Abe Frohman, 17:45, 25th February 2004:
 
I think it's Brock.
Posted by Alfie, 17:45, 25th February 2004:
 
Damn You Abe
Posted by Brock, 17:51, 25th February 2004:
 
Brock of the Yard strikes again...

Couldn't have been me, cos Alfie agrees with Abe too much. Not sure I could do that for too long without flying into abuse or nit picking.
Posted by Alfie, 17:58, 25th February 2004:
 
That's what you would say though
Posted by Abe Frohman, 18:00, 25th February 2004:
 
Yeah, the perfect cover you might say.

/deerstalker.
Posted by Brock, 18:03, 25th February 2004:
 
Blimey, a deer just ran past me!
Posted by Gary, 18:04, 25th February 2004:
 
Happy Birthday, Friday! :)
Posted by Brock, 18:04, 25th February 2004:
 
Anyway, I have demonstrated on numerous occasions my computer muppetry, so logging in and out willy, and indeed, nilly is probably outside my talents...
Posted by Miki, 19:48, 25th February 2004:
 
happy birthday miss Friday :)
Posted by donnie, 22:36, 25th February 2004:
 
logging in as more then one person is so wrong.
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 22:37, 25th February 2004:
 
RedAndWhiteMan Agrees.
Posted by chris, 22:40, 25th February 2004:
 
WOW! RedAndWhiteMan!!!

Happy birthday Friday, would stay and chat but i have to collect my luggage

yes, real luggage...
Posted by jeffld, 23:42, 25th February 2004:
 
Happy birthday..

Come to Chicago and I'll buy you a beer and pizza.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 23:47, 25th February 2004:
 
Chicago Town Pizza?
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:08, 26th February 2004:
 
I think Alfie is either Chay, Reddy or one of that lot. 90% sure in fact.
Posted by Uma, 10:04, 26th February 2004:
 
It's Brock
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:23, 26th February 2004:
 
Yeah it's that turtle-molester Brock.
Posted by friday, 10:27, 26th February 2004:
 
I have a question for RedAndWhiteMan!

Will I be able to stay 21 forever?
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:00, 26th February 2004:
 
Abe Frohman, 23:20 25 February 2004 :
I've just twigged Miki, You are Dutch and you don't drink, do you want me to get you some weed?

Alfie, 23:35 25 February 2004 :
Miki is clean


I don't think Brock would know this, innit.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:01, 26th February 2004:
 
1st rule of fake login names: Mystery poster will always blow their cover within 15 posts - FACT.
Posted by Brock, 11:33, 26th February 2004:
 
The only person to defend Miki so quickly would be gobbo though, wouldn't it?

(and Alfie has posted more than 15 times, AP, haven't you, er hasn't he...)

;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:35, 26th February 2004:
 
Yeah, but I twigged within the first ten (writing style, and so on). The post which used an image linked from Chay's site was the smoking gun.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:36, 26th February 2004:
 
prove it.
Posted by Alfie, 11:37, 26th February 2004:
 
yeah, cos linking a graphic from someones site is so hard

Hey everyone I'm ArsePuppy!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:39, 26th February 2004:
 


Hey everyone, I'm Brock.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:41, 26th February 2004:
 
This is what started off the suspicion - a thread involving a pic from Chay's and Reddy's sites, which also seemed like a Chay thing to do.

www.iamcal.com/topic_4019

Secondly, he *writes* like Chay, down to the twee name. He mentioned that Miki doesn't do drugs, now only one of the Middlesbrough crowd would know that, and it was too direct to be Gobbo, too coherent to be Beargod....

(INTERRUPTED AS A F5 FAILSAFE)
Posted by Alfie, 11:42, 26th February 2004:
 
You are under the assumption that Alfie is always the same person.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:43, 26th February 2004:
 
...also in this post,
Alfie, 13:33 24 February 2004 :
Abe (Cif)

'Alfie' made a pedantic correction. Only Chay and I did that, but it isn't me as I wouldn't have known the 'Miki is clean' thing...
Posted by Rosie, 11:43, 26th February 2004:
 
"too coherent to be Beargod...." - LOL!!
Posted by cal, 11:44, 26th February 2004:
 
i'm hungry
Posted by Alfie, 11:44, 26th February 2004:
 
all this just seems like Arsepuppy misses this "Chay" person so so much he is desperately hoping that his hero has returned.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:44, 26th February 2004:
 
Hmm... good point. You sound like Jeff sometimes, but as I said earier on...

arsepuppy, 09:08 26 February 2004 [edit] :
I think Alfie is either Chay, Reddy or one of that lot. 90% sure in fact.


Sharing a login perchance? Seems likely, as the writing style *does* change from time to time.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:45, 26th February 2004:
 
Nah, he was a cunt, glad he's gone.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:45, 26th February 2004:
 
:D
Posted by Rosie, 11:45, 26th February 2004:
 
who the hell is who around here then?

Has Chay returned as "Alfie"?
Is Vic/Abe "Alfie"?


Give us a clue someone....

:(
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:47, 26th February 2004:
 
It's Chay

zzzzzzzzz

Fake logins suck.
(Unless they are done for the sake of comedy)
Posted by Alfie, 11:47, 26th February 2004:
 
Well I'm a bit upset at being refered to by Bumdog as "one of that lot"
Posted by Rosie, 11:48, 26th February 2004:
 
Hurrah! He's back!!

Hello Chay! :D
Posted by Alfie, 11:48, 26th February 2004:
 
"Has Chay returned as "Alfie"?
Is Vic/Abe "Alfie"?"

Rosie seems the most clued up person here.
Posted by Rosie, 11:49, 26th February 2004:
 
I'm fed up with really being me. I think i need to change my name to something cool, seeing as everyone else is doing it..
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:49, 26th February 2004:
 
"one of that lot"

hehe!

I meant "one of the Teeside Uni crowd/but actually Chay cos it'll piss him off"
Posted by Alfie, 11:50, 26th February 2004:
 
How about "Blow-sie"? It's like Rosie but also suggestive of a hobby of yours
Posted by Rosie, 11:50, 26th February 2004:
 
Hang on - I think that "Alfie" is Vic....
Posted by Rosie, 11:51, 26th February 2004:
 
am I making myself look stupid? Does everyone know who everyone else is?


*my head is spinning!*
Posted by Alfie, 11:51, 26th February 2004:
 
How are you my darling?
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:51, 26th February 2004:
 
"cal, 17:39 25 February 2004 :
i can confirm that alfie *isn't* abe or doc or me.

it *is* someone you know though"

I was going by this, so unless Cal's in on it..... hmm......
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:52, 26th February 2004:
 
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS THE MOLE?
Posted by Alfie, 11:52, 26th February 2004:
 
my little choufleur
Posted by Rosie, 11:54, 26th February 2004:
 
Its Vic! I'm pretty sure of it.
Posted by Alfie, 11:54, 26th February 2004:
 
Pretty and sure of it.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:55, 26th February 2004:
 
unless.............it's One-Can!!!! ;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:56, 26th February 2004:
 
Maybe it's Vic *and* Chay.

*head explodes*
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:56, 26th February 2004:
 
nah, fuckit, I think it's either 'coolcat88' or 'detergentdrinker'.
Posted by Rosie, 11:56, 26th February 2004:
 
!
Posted by Alfie, 11:57, 26th February 2004:
 
*&%fzzt*&%

Stop it with the one can thing. its not funny. just cos i love my hooooge turbo chargers and mixing like DJ God (love is the dancefloor).
Posted by Alfie, 11:59, 26th February 2004:
 
*&%fzzt*&%

Thanks for all the birthday wishes everybody!
Posted by Rosie, 12:00, 26th February 2004:
 
:P

Not playing anymore..
Posted by Alfie, 12:00, 26th February 2004:
 
*&%fzzt*&%

hahahaa, im laughing so much a bit of wee just came out
Posted by Alfie, 12:01, 26th February 2004:
 
*&%fzzt*&%

Oy Vey, *Thud* *insert obscure film/music reference here*
Posted by Rosie, 12:01, 26th February 2004:
 
Shit off! Thats not me!


This is driving me mad.
Posted by Alfie, 12:02, 26th February 2004:
 
*&%fzzt*&%

Fork in my frikkkkkkin eye!!!!!!!!!11
Posted by Alfie, 12:04, 26th February 2004:
 
*&%fzzt*&%

MJ RULES AND U GUYS R AL RONG. HEIS A LOVELY MAN
Posted by Alfie, 12:04, 26th February 2004:
 
*&%fzzt*&%

Anyone help me with 2.8? I'm stuck
Posted by Alfie, 12:05, 26th February 2004:
 
*&%fzzt*&%

;) I love you guys
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:07, 26th February 2004:
 
*&%fzzt*&%

Bored.....
Posted by Rosie, 12:09, 26th February 2004:
 
*&%fzzt*&%

Me too....


*Now I'm thinking its someone like Liandle or Uma...*
Posted by Alfie, 12:09, 26th February 2004:
 
:''(
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:11, 26th February 2004:
 
:''(

^^The International Chay Symbol For Being Upset.
Posted by Rosie, 12:12, 26th February 2004:
 
!

Is Chay that annoying though?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:12, 26th February 2004:
 
www.colondee.com/34/
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:12, 26th February 2004:
 
jinx!
Posted by friday, 12:12, 26th February 2004:
 
ha ha ha!
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:14, 26th February 2004:
 
You'd be shit at poker, Chay.
Posted by Alfie, 12:15, 26th February 2004:
 
Yeah but I've been Uma for weeks and you never realised that one.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:15, 26th February 2004:
 
It's not me my little apple-blossom.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:16, 26th February 2004:
 
Bollocks you were.
Posted by Rosie, 12:16, 26th February 2004:
 
But cal said that Uma was from South Africa....
Posted by Alfie, 12:16, 26th February 2004:
 
really? i thought i was quite good
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:17, 26th February 2004:
 
...although you're annoying enough ;p
Posted by Rosie, 12:17, 26th February 2004:
 
I smell something...


*sniff sniff*
Posted by Alfie, 12:17, 26th February 2004:
 
seems like i could play poker. but only against Rosie
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:17, 26th February 2004:
 
Cal did say that (the IP stuff), yes. EXPLAIN THAT SIR!
Posted by Rosie, 12:17, 26th February 2004:
 
I smell bullshit.
Posted by Alfie, 12:18, 26th February 2004:
 
I've been Cal for 4 years now. I live the Lie
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:19, 26th February 2004:
 
YAWN.
Posted by Alfie, 12:19, 26th February 2004:
 
The real Cal is in the boot of my car.
Posted by Alfie, 12:19, 26th February 2004:
 
Well if i bore you AP, I'll be off then.

bye
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:20, 26th February 2004:
 
bye.
Posted by Rosie, 12:21, 26th February 2004:
 
That was odd.
Posted by Rosie, 12:22, 26th February 2004:
 
"seems like i could play poker. but only against Rosie"

Hey! What does that mean????

;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:22, 26th February 2004:
 
Hmm, yes. I feel like I was witnessing a tampax-testing focus group or something. Weird.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:23, 26th February 2004:
 
He thinks you're holding a pair?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:26, 26th February 2004:
 
Trousers??
Posted by Rosie, 12:32, 26th February 2004:
 
I don't know what anyone is talking about now.

I'm lost.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:33, 26th February 2004:
 
Ditto.
Posted by Rosie, 12:38, 26th February 2004:
 
Vic - can you explain the zoo thing?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:40, 26th February 2004:
 
Lets go to the Zoo!
Posted by Rosie, 12:43, 26th February 2004:
 
What - really? :S

you're a funny boy!
Posted by Rosie, 12:44, 26th February 2004:
 
Don't zoos really stink of shit?
Posted by friday, 12:51, 26th February 2004:
 
LOL @ Rosie :-)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:53, 26th February 2004:
 
Yeah, but they have monkeys and elephants and llamas.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:54, 26th February 2004:
 
And i think we can all agree that monkeys and elephants and llamas rule.
Posted by Rosie, 12:55, 26th February 2004:
 
Do they have tigers? I wouldn't mind seeing the cats. Cats don't smell of shite.
Posted by Rosie, 12:56, 26th February 2004:
 
elephants have fleas. but they are nice to look at i suppose...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:56, 26th February 2004:
 
I don't know, but what kind of a crappy zoo would it be without tigers?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:56, 26th February 2004:
 
If Chay was Uma, then I'm well impressed.

Especially the amount of *bats eyelashes* *lololol* he was getting up to.

Respect, indeed!

FORK IN YM FRIKKIIIN EYE!!!!!111

i am JAson
Posted by Rosie, 12:57, 26th February 2004:
 
I haven't been to a zoo for about 20 years!

Aren't tigers endangered or something?
Posted by cal, 13:00, 26th February 2004:
 
i have to say, chay's impressions were fucking good.

but where was the impression of me, huh?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:00, 26th February 2004:
 
Why? are you hoping to kill some? It's not that kind of zoo.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:03, 26th February 2004:
 
[insert completely lowercase sentence here] ;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:04, 26th February 2004:
 
(did he not just copy/paste some of them from old posts via the search facility though?)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:05, 26th February 2004:
 
i have to say, chay's impressions were fucking good.

but where was the impression of me, huh?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:06, 26th February 2004:
 
How's that cal?
Posted by Alfie, 13:08, 26th February 2004:
 
ap no, i didn't cut and paste them :) I know you all too well. (I can't use Cal's freaky search thing, it confuses me)
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:09, 26th February 2004:
 
(BTW, Happy belated birthday Friday!)
Posted by Uma, 13:10, 26th February 2004:
 
I have a bone to pick with you Chay
Posted by Alfie, 13:11, 26th February 2004:
 
uh oh! now im in trouble
Posted by Uma, 13:12, 26th February 2004:
 
Hmmm
Posted by Alfie, 13:13, 26th February 2004:
 
aggh, sod this, logging in and out to change names is boring
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:16, 26th February 2004:
 
Indeed, MC T-Dious.
Posted by Uma, 13:17, 26th February 2004:
 
Well, we did vote for you to return :

www.iamcal.com/topic_4029 (hope that works)

but not to come back and abuse Uma
Posted by Uma, 13:19, 26th February 2004:
 
...that wasn't very 'triumphant' was it?
Posted by Alfie, 13:20, 26th February 2004:
 
sorry :)
ive got nothing against you, Uma
Posted by Alfie, 13:21, 26th February 2004:
 
"triumphant" wasn't my word :)

Triumphant: A 3 legged, successful pachyderm?
Posted by Uma, 13:23, 26th February 2004:
 
Well, I'm an old bird, y'know? Show some respect. Or I'll have to put you over my knee
Posted by Alfie, 13:27, 26th February 2004:
 
in iamcal terms, I'm the oldie ;)
Posted by Uma, 13:30, 26th February 2004:
 
Yeah, so I see. Welcome back.

;)
Posted by Brock, 13:31, 26th February 2004:
 
Thanks
Posted by donnie, 13:37, 26th February 2004:
 
erm, can someone summerise this conversation for likes of me who have been asleep all morning?
Posted by Uma, 13:42, 26th February 2004:
 
Sure.
It was fridays birthday yesterday
Chay is back
Chay is Alfie
Posted by Alfie, 13:43, 26th February 2004:
 
Happy Birthday Friday
Chay pretends to be various "iamcal"ers (only the ones with the more obvious catchphrases)
Much hilarity ensues
Abe offers to take Rosie to/in the Zoo
Posted by Brock, 13:44, 26th February 2004:
 
/goes to dictionary to look up hilarity...

;)
Posted by Alfie, 13:44, 26th February 2004:
 
Chay also wonders why donnie hasnt been on MSN for a while
Posted by Alfie, 13:45, 26th February 2004:
 
Hillarity: laughing at the former first lady
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:45, 26th February 2004:
 
I voted Jesse twice.
Posted by Alfie, 13:47, 26th February 2004:
 
thought so.
(i reckon the no votes were Cal and Sal but that's only a guess)
Posted by Alfie, 14:11, 26th February 2004:
 
oh and as for the name being twee AP, it was Abe's login, i just moved in. :P
Posted by donnie, 14:12, 26th February 2004:
 
i've had to change msn account alfie, and lost many many people on the list, infact, i lost abe on it also :(
Posted by Rosie, 14:14, 26th February 2004:
 
Can someone please answer the below questions HONESTLY for me..

Is Alfie really Chay?

Does Vic really want to go to the Zoo with me?

Is Uma still that annoying bird from South Africa?
Posted by Alfie, 14:15, 26th February 2004:
 
sure. you just blocked me didnt you. you bit git :D

My MSN name is chaymation@hotmail.com

I've finally worked out who Alfie is.

Posted by Alfie, 14:16, 26th February 2004:
 
Rosie:

Yes
Not sure about the zoo
Yes
Posted by Rosie, 14:17, 26th February 2004:
 
Ok. Thanks.

:D

PS: Welcome home chay
Posted by Alfie, 14:17, 26th February 2004:
 
two more posts till 100
Posted by donnie, 14:20, 26th February 2004:
 
only two?
Posted by Alfie, 14:20, 26th February 2004:
 
I shouldnt really be here. I said to Reddy i wouldnt.

but work was going so badly yesterday that i snapped and decided to catch up on iamcal and post a load of crap.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:21, 26th February 2004:
 
I wanna go to the zoo!
Posted by Alfie, 14:21, 26th February 2004:
 
I need a holiday. :( all these projects are sucking the life out of me :(
Posted by RUSS, 14:23, 26th February 2004:
 
only yesterday did i drive past londinium zoo
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:23, 26th February 2004:
 
Is that a question?
Posted by Rosie, 14:23, 26th February 2004:
 
OK Vic -I'm up for it. I want to see the tigers!
Posted by Rosie, 14:25, 26th February 2004:
 
Come to the zoo Chay!
Posted by Brock, 14:25, 26th February 2004:
 
And Abe wants to see the puppies.

sorry
Posted by Alfie, 14:25, 26th February 2004:
 
Daddy's takin' us to the zoo tomorrow
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:26, 26th February 2004:
 
w000t
Posted by Alfie, 14:29, 26th February 2004:
 
Rosie's goin' to the zoo, zoo zoo
and Abe will cum too, too, too
etc
Posted by Brock, 14:31, 26th February 2004:
 
Such smut, Chay.

You wouldn't catch me being smutty like that. Although you are probably right...
Posted by Rosie, 14:32, 26th February 2004:
 
very funny!
Posted by Alfie, 14:33, 26th February 2004:
 
Abe's gonna "feed the monkey" at the zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow
Posted by Rosie, 14:33, 26th February 2004:
 
There wouldn't be anywhere to have a bunk up in a zoo.
Posted by Uma, 14:35, 26th February 2004:
 
No? rosie rosie rosie
/shakes head
Posted by Brock, 14:38, 26th February 2004:
 
Rosie: Don't be soft, course there is! there's always landscaped areas in zoos (outside of the enclosures, obviously!) hence bushes/hidden areas, hence bunk up.

Be bloody cold though.

As for the monkeys, let's hope they all behave, and that none of the monkeys need chastising... guffaw.
Posted by Rosie, 14:39, 26th February 2004:
 
There would be straw everywhere and big piles of crap. Plus all the school kids stomping around would put you off a bit.
Posted by Brock, 14:40, 26th February 2004:
 
Well, you're already going with one big pile of crap.

*shrugs*

What's a few more between friends...;)
Posted by Uma, 14:40, 26th February 2004:
 
No, definitely not in the monkey enclosure. She needs to be able to tell if it's Abe (sorry Abe, couldn't resist)
Posted by Alfie, 14:41, 26th February 2004:
 
Rosie have you ever been to a zoo? lol
Posted by Rosie, 14:43, 26th February 2004:
 
Not since I was about 4. Why?!!
Posted by Rosie, 14:44, 26th February 2004:
 
Hang on.... I don't even think it was a real zoo. I think it was the small animal enclosure at Chessington.
Posted by friday, 14:44, 26th February 2004:
 
Welcome back Chay :-)
Posted by Uma, 14:45, 26th February 2004:
 
Rosie's in for a fabulous first date!
Posted by Alfie, 14:46, 26th February 2004:
 
Alfie Member For: 9 days, 16 hours, 4 minutes and 42 seconds
Posts: 105

See that's how it should be. Get that iamcal activity bar up sharpish!
Posted by Alfie, 14:48, 26th February 2004:
 
I only asked cos they dont tend to have straw everywhere and big piles of crap to walk through! :D

Plus they havent let groups of school kids into british zoos since the Great Rhino/Class 4C Massacre of 1996
Posted by Brock, 14:49, 26th February 2004:
 
You making that up, by any chance, Alfie?
Posted by Alfie, 14:51, 26th February 2004:
 
no! that rhino didnt stand a chance. poor little fella.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:51, 26th February 2004:
 
And a legendary second post.
Posted by Alfie, 14:54, 26th February 2004:
 
Yeah, I wasn't feeling myself


which makes a change
Posted by Brock, 14:56, 26th February 2004:
 
Arf.
Posted by Rosie, 14:57, 26th February 2004:
 
i wanna see one of those mongoose/meer-cat things. Will they have them there?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:03, 26th February 2004:
 
If you want them to baby.
Posted by Rosie, 15:05, 26th February 2004:
 
When are we going then - nxt week sometime? I have a week off work soon we could go then?
Posted by Brock, 15:16, 26th February 2004:
 
That'll be a good idea! Post the details of your date!

Then we can all turn up and scupper your chances/ keep people away from your hiding place depending on the bribes offered...
Posted by Rosie, 15:21, 26th February 2004:
 
I'm gonna see a mongoose with Vic! :D

Are you all jealous?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:26, 26th February 2004:
 
I was thinking that was more of a second date, you know, after the meeting and the rumpy-pumpy.
Posted by Rosie, 15:28, 26th February 2004:
 
Whatever you want. I'm easy.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:29, 26th February 2004:
 
Nice one.
Posted by Alfie, 15:29, 26th February 2004:
 
yes

they are cute



would two of them be called Mongeese or Mongooses?
Posted by Alfie, 15:30, 26th February 2004:
 
"Whatever you want. I'm easy."

:)
Posted by Brock, 15:30, 26th February 2004:
 
Mongi. (pronounced mong-eye)

Obviously. *Tut*
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:31, 26th February 2004:
 
"donnie, 14:12 26 February 2004 :
i've had to change msn account alfie, and lost many many people on the list, infact, i lost abe on it also :("

list? Ooh! An iamcal gestapo!
Posted by Alfie, 15:36, 26th February 2004:
 
your name vil also go on ze list
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:43, 26th February 2004:
 
Does that make you Mr....



....???
















Herr Flick, innit
Posted by Brock, 15:45, 26th February 2004:
 
For a minute there, I thought that was going to be monstrously contrived. Phew.

Oh. Hang on...
Posted by donnie, 15:45, 26th February 2004:
 
lol!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:47, 26th February 2004:
 
That's funny for so many reasons.

Sorry, I'm forgetting myself.

LOLOLOLOL!! *hahaha*

ROTGDF, HAEF!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:48, 26th February 2004:
 
That was "rolls on the god damn floor, having an epileptic fit"
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:49, 26th February 2004:
 
Like anyone cares. I'm just trying to boost my post density.
Posted by Alfie, 15:51, 26th February 2004:
 
No I'm actually:


Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:52, 26th February 2004:
 
I mean, I've been here for 1 year and 163 days, and still all these new kids are beating me!

What the heck's that about?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:52, 26th February 2004:
 
Sorry. I'll stop now. Sorry.
Posted by Alfie, 15:54, 26th February 2004:
 
I just thought Stella Artois could be the bastard child of Rene and One-Leg

poor kid
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:56, 26th February 2004:
 
One-Can??

Oh, you mean Mrs. S Club 3/4.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:58, 26th February 2004:
 
What's got 3 legs and lives on a farm? The McCartneys...

etc. etc.
Posted by Alfie, 16:04, 26th February 2004:
 
you are just jealous cos they can do the 3 legged race without tying two together
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:06, 26th February 2004:
 
Rene Artois?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:06, 26th February 2004:
 
No, Zellwegger.
Posted by Alfie, 16:07, 26th February 2004:
 
yes.
you stupid woman.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:08, 26th February 2004:
 
...That Heather McCartney, yeah, y'know she protests against them landmines, yeah? Well, huh huh huh, she's only got one leg! Half the risk!...

and so on....
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:10, 26th February 2004:
 
Hang on Chay, what the fuck has Stella got to do with Heather (Mills) McCartney? Step-mother and step-daughter, they are. Plus, they hate each other, so why would Heather call a kid that and and and....oh never mind...
Posted by Alfie, 16:16, 26th February 2004:
 
i got confused between the mother and daughter. ok? satisfied? i should have counted the legs to avoid confusion :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:17, 26th February 2004:
 
LINDA WAS HER MOTHER GYAC!!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:17, 26th February 2004:
 
Cue 'plane' and 'stocking filler' jokes.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:19, 26th February 2004:
 
"Band On The Hop"
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:20, 26th February 2004:
 
hehe
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:20, 26th February 2004:
 
hehe - Mrs McCartney should pursue a career in Hip-Hop.
Posted by Alfie, 16:21, 26th February 2004:
 
:(

So Paul is that guy from Wings who is now married to Heather with the one leg but was formally married to Linda the vege sausage woman who was
mother of Stella the talentless fashion designer?

I think I get it now
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:23, 26th February 2004:
 
Nah, Linda was married to Sam Kane, star of Brookside and Channel 5's 'Night Fever'
Posted by Brock, 16:26, 26th February 2004:
 
I believe that 'Paul' bloke may have been in a popular beat combo from the 60's. Called the "Beatles" or something.

No! I remember! They were an anticipatory Oasis tribute band, that's right. It's all coming back to me now...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:26, 26th February 2004:
 
Isn't Linda pimping herself for DFS and Curries in the most irritating adverts since the specsavers one with the idiotic family who's father needs 'varifocals' ?
Posted by Alfie, 16:29, 26th February 2004:
 
the most irritating adverts since "Because Mums are Heroes"
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:30, 26th February 2004:
 
I got sick of the woman when she was playing second fiddle to Pauline Quirke on 'Birds of a Feather'

(typo))*)&^)("^$("*
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:30, 26th February 2004:
 
She was alright in Terminator 2 though.
Posted by Alfie, 16:32, 26th February 2004:
 
Birds.

(thats enough Lindas now)
Posted by Alfie, 16:33, 26th February 2004:
 
Lindas sounds like a cheapo scandinavian food shop
Posted by Alfie, 16:36, 26th February 2004:
 
this thread takes about 2 minutes to load up now.
probably my fault
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:39, 26th February 2004:
 
haha! your connection sucks!
Posted by Alfie, 16:50, 26th February 2004:
 
its very unpredictable. I was downloading a file at 105K/s yesterday. but today it's slooow
Posted by Abe Frohman, 17:34, 26th February 2004:
 
I prefered her when she was rotating her head and randomly shouting "Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!" at passing priests.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 20:19, 26th February 2004:
 
happy belated b'day
Posted by arsepuppy, 20:22, 26th February 2004:
 
BEERMAN'S BACK!!!!

Welcome back sir!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 20:28, 26th February 2004:
 
Hey Beerman!
Posted by Sul, 20:29, 26th February 2004:
 
Whatup ILBM!?

Hows shit?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 20:55, 26th February 2004:
 
Bonza. Things are going great. I bought a new car, Nissan Almera S, and it's pretty sweet. The job is great, i'm actually busy and feel like a proper engineer as oppose to a mushroom (kept in the dark and fed shit). Me and a mate put in half a new kitchen the other week. Bloody hard going because none of the walls are straight but I was quoted £1600 for the work and we did it for £350. Nice one. And now I have a nice new Neff oven which kicks ass and allows all sorts of tasty treats to be prepared.

I'll post a bit more regular once I have things sussed at work. I'm still reading the postings on occasion and miss our regular arguem....discussions.

Take care and speak to you soon.

PS. One of my ratties died the other week. She was very ill and couldn't eat anymore so she had to go to the big cage in the sky. She used to read the forum with me and will be missed.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 20:57, 26th February 2004:
 
Sorry about the death of your rodent mate, when are you getting the other half of the kitchen?
Posted by Alfie, 20:57, 26th February 2004:
 
what was rattie's name?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 22:35, 26th February 2004:
 
Rattie was called Kes. She was all black with a white stomach. We raised them form the day they born and I had to habd feed her soy milk when she was just a pink slug. She was cool.

The kitchen thing was an extension really. A few extra units and a nice new cooker. It's finished aside form cupboard doors now.

Hows things with you lot?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:36, 26th February 2004:
 
Not bad, Especially now Darkplace is on.
Posted by Sul, 22:48, 26th February 2004:
 
Chays back as Alfie
Posted by November Eclectica, 01:26, 27th February 2004:
 
Happy B-Day Friday!
Posted by friday, 05:52, 27th February 2004:
 
I can't believe this thread is still kicking!

Thanks ILBM (sorry about the rat - know how you feel - mine was called Mitzori Beebleblob)

Thanks Nov! Howz u?
Posted by jeff, 09:29, 27th February 2004:
 
wow this thread is long. still, always happens when i go away for a day or two. It may have been said already (but i can't be arsed to read the whole thing) but chay, is alfie a divine comedy reference perchance?
and where was the impression of me? huh?
Posted by angeldelight, 10:18, 27th February 2004:
 
*\o/*
happy bday friday