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This is a read-only copy. The forum ran on iamcal.com from 2000 until its database was lost in 2016, and this topic was rebuilt from copies saved by the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. Some replies may be missing, and its dates are approximate.
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
The new iamcal is now online - it's a little rough around the edges, so bear with me while we finish it off.

So, who's here?
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
me!

do i win a prize for being first?
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
yes, you win the respect of brockles.

ahahahahaha. ha
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
i
am
so
lucky
Posted by Hanni_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
Mornin'

/dances

"We beat teh Brock!!!1111111oneone"
Posted by friday, around May 2005:
 
nice one cal - hello!
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Fuck me, that was painful.

I appear to be incredibly stupid this morning.

:(

Even the GIRLS beat me.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Ooooh. Flashy yellow. Like my post was briefly soaked in piss...
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
i have always imagined your posts to be soaked in piss brock

good to see you've been the first to lower the tone :)
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
It's good this is back, actually. I was thinking about leaving my job, see. This may take all that hard work of deciding to or not out of the equation...

:)
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
maybe you can be the first person to be fired by iamcal version 10 :)
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
And in case anyone was unsure, I was late for work this morning because I was cocking around on here and abusing Cal in IM.

Just to start things off as they ended last time.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
God. Waiting two days before I can post a topic? For fucks sake, I feel like a kid. Although I couldn't eat a whole one.

I have been biding my time being astonishingly impressed by the detail on the profile page. Good work, Cal.

I shall expect my "I HAVEN'T FINISHED IT YET!" bitch slapping in due course.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Oh, and mocmocmocmoc "Iamcal: foo bar baz!!!111one"
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Is that 10 yet?

*snores*
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
Goodness.
It's all just a little bit of history repeating.
Here we all are.
Older.
Wiser.
Well, older anyway.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
Brock said, "Even the GIRLS beat me."

And that's just the way you like it, matey boy.

PS May we used some HTML?
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
2) Hmmm, if the first post by cal was 'Posted by cal, 3 hours ago:' he must have been up very late ... or very early.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
3) Either way, he obviously wubs us to go to all this effort.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
"To post topics you must have been a member for 2 days and have posted 10 replies.

You have been a member for less than a day and have posted replies."

Shouldn't that be "posted X replies" or "posted 1 reply"?

:P
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
4) Not if you posted 2 replies.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
5) Or some other number of replies.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
6) I only need to post 4 more replies to have posted 10 replies.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
7) Then I just have to wait a couple of days before I can start topics.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
8) I like starting topics. There's a hazelnut in every bite, you know.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
9) I can't think of anything else to post to get me up to 10 replies.
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
so you're just going to post a pile of crap until you get to 10 posts?
mind you nothing new about that now is there
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
10) ellipse said, "so you're just going to post a pile of crap until you get to 10 posts?"

Yes, and I guess I'll just have to spend some time thinking of something else to get me to the magic number.

Then she said, "mind you nothing new about that now is there"

To which, my answer is ,"No."

So it's business as usual again.

But now I have to get back to work.

Later, dudes.
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
innercent

first picture post as well
i am RAWCK goddess today
Posted by friday, around May 2005:
 
OK, here is a question for you to ponder:

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing
you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an
alcoholic'?

(Not that my name is Bob of course)
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Good point.

/me raises a very straight finger

and there's another one.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
You have pointed fingers? I thought you only had a NLP!!111

(Brock, oh King of the English Debate, should that be 'a NLP' or 'an NLP'?)
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Hmmmm

/strokes chin (scratching it, obviously, and drawing blood)

I would say 'an NLP'. Because it should change for an acronym as compared to the full title.

Although it should strictly be "Large and meaty girth-some penis" for ultimate accuracy.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
that's one hell of an acronym.

hi all. and MAJOR THANKS, CAL!!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
(Cal: Tech discovery which you probably already know but just to be on the safe side:
UAT result: clicking on "reset password" in the login screen generates a 404 which itself 404s as a page of php)
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
hmm. posts allow NO html at all?
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
i think my post indicates html is allowed?
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
Q: does Brock Need or Have a "Large and meaty girth-some penis"
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Ah, the edit game starts already.
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
but back to the real issue
would you pay $495 for a day with cal?
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
I'd pay it not to have to spend a day with him.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
I'd love to have replied to friday's post. But unfortunately, it probably needs to be in a NEW FUCKING TOPIC.

/me grumbles
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
ellipse said, 'i think my post indicates html is allowed?'

Welllllll, it didn't work for me. And I only wanted a bit of bold text.
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
excelent
i really had missed the pedantry

loads
missed it loads

think pedantry is just the bees kness
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Yeh, cos that wasn't what killed it last time...
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
i seem to reacall it being due to all those fascists who had no idea how to sspell correctkly.
stuff like that really kills the conversation
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
i fayul to c wot yoo ar geting @ Soo.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
$&*£%$#@

/me toggles his pedandry peripheral to 'Off.'
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
(pedantry)

:)

Couldn't resist it.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
i am JAson
Posted by nico, around May 2005:
 
Ok, finally.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Woot!

/claps slowly
Posted by nico, around May 2005:
 
It takes a lot of concentration to hit the other hand doesn't it?
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
It is when it is right out in front of me with one finger raised.
Posted by Abe Frohman, around May 2005:
 
Brock blows goats.

I have proof.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Abe said:

"I have proof."

Dude, you spelt syphilis wrong.
Posted by nico, around May 2005:
 
"It is when it is right out in front of me with one finger raised."

Dude, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around May 2005:
 
)&*(%^%^£$*%%^()^()&*()
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
Brock said, "(pedantry) :) Couldn't resist it. "

Good, because as well all know, resistance is *useless/futile/the opposition offered by a body or substance to the passage through it of a steady electric current.

*Delete that which does not apply in this context.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
That guard was sadly underused in the film.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Wasn't it "Resistance is futile?"
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
No, the Vogon guard pre-dates the Borg by a good few years.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
Over a decade, in fact
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
That's what I meant, I thought he said futile. I am aware of the reference, millhouse, I was just questioning it's accuracy as I was unsure.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
$&*£%$#@

I thought it was really the opposition offered by a body or substance to the passage through it of a steady electric current.

But it's a bugger to remember, so I prefer useless.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Nope. It is useless. I checked.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
(does that count as the first Iamcal 9 fight? Or do I have to call him a cunt?

:)
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
i think technically this is iamcal 10, since the last one was nine.

also, almost 5 years old
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
i know wbaout the password page and the lovely 404 - will be fixed in due course
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
You called it iamcal 9 up there ^

I was only following your example, oh great infallible leader.

:p
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
you want him don't you brock
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Only cos I have a drain that needs unblocking, and his violently parted hair may be just the thing to shit all the shite.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
shit or shift?
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Ah. That's too funny to edit.

Goddamn it.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
You are forever shitting all the shite Brock.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Only way to get it in the pan that I know of.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
You aren't supposed to fry it.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
what this site needs is a decent WYSIWYG reply form

Would need the right HTML tags to be allowed first of course, Cal ;)
Posted by Hanni_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
I vote for HTML tags, but not WYSIWYG. Would spoil the nice simple look.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
I reckon a nice little row of buttons would look good.
but we shall see :)
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
testing something...

woo yay hoopla
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
testing something...

woo yay hoopla
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
testing something...

woo yay hoopla
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
and another test...
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
some dancing fluffy bunnies would be much nicer than a little row of buttons.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
And I missed the small text

Lots.

edit: feck. Italics doesn't work either. They were the best two for emphasis.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
You'll just have to be bold for the time being.
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
i think he pefers the thin needle like quality of an italic
Posted by Hanni_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
/ticks another thing off the list
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
it's gone all quiet

I'm bored!
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
Isn't it past your bed time?
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
i'm pretending to study
Posted by WarHead, 4th May 2005:
 
oooooh, that's similar to Brock, but he's pretending to work.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, 4th May 2005:
 
and pretending he has a big willy.
Posted by Brock, 4th May 2005:
 
As opposed to Alfie, who is pretending he isn't a big cock.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, 4th May 2005:
 
See you managed to call me Alfie in this thread. At least try for consistancy.
Posted by Brock, 4th May 2005:
 
I have a lot of things I call you, Pissflaps. I like to sow confusion. And anyway, I call you only SOME of them to your face...

:)
Posted by ellipse, 4th May 2005:
 
thank you for keeping your lovely dovey names for Alfie to yousrselves.
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
Anyone see any similarity?



Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
yeah but this old lady doesn't have a landingstrip down his head
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
has anyone ever measured how large that part in cal's head is?
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
That part in his head? Do you mean his brain? It's hooooooge. I think his skull is a bit like a TARDIS, y'know, bigger on the inside than it appears from the outside.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Let's hope so, for his sake.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
Posted by jeffld_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
I finally made it.

very fancy interface. It is beautiful.

Is that the Arial font?
Posted by Miki_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
hello world
Posted by Orinoco, around May 2005:
 
morning all
Posted by Orinoco, around May 2005:
 
woo! double posted in the space of a minute of signing up
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Now THAT is style!
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
always arrive in style i say, i prefer to be driven by a jetsetting millionare playboy. but that's just me.
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, around May 2005:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says. looks like someone, probably that Brocksucker, has registered Vic's names. Hopefully there will be some kind af Cal-smackdown for this heinous crime.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Hahahaha!

You want it back, bitch? Suck my robot chubby!
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
(I appear to have forgotten the password anyway, so Cal can reset it and free it up. So there)
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
jeffld: the font is arial, yes.

orinoco: i need to fix double posting :)

vic: what username would you like? email me and i'll reset the password on the account.
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
test
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
x
Posted by reitsma, around 14th May 2005:
 
does anyone have the answer to question 11?
Posted by Grim..., around 14th May 2005:
 
What is Dirty Sanchez?
Posted by neilm, around 14th May 2005:
 
I'm here, too.

Was mainly a lurker on the old iamcal, but posted occasionally.

Neil
Posted by Govan, around 14th May 2005:
 
Another occasional lurker, no reason for this post other than I wanted to see the pretty javascript...
Posted by chay, around 15th May 2005:
 
some threads just dont die :/

grapefruit? interesting
Posted by chay, around 15th May 2005:
 
sup beargod?!!
Posted by Brock, around 15th May 2005:
 
FUCKING HELL, BROCK! DON'T USE MY REAL NAME!!!111oneone

flap flap flap

/unnecessary and pointless panic mode off
Posted by chay, around 15th May 2005:
 
My Friends And I Won Second Place In The Nerve.com Shaving Contest!
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 15th May 2005:
 
:/
Posted by chay, around 15th May 2005:
 
I would like one of your hot chicks with realy big boobs.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 15th May 2005:
 
*sigh*
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 15th May 2005:
 
It wouldn't be a problem if iamcal wasn't so ridiculously good at getting in the top google ranks for everything.
Posted by Hanni_DUPE1, around 15th May 2005:
 
You love it really.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 15th May 2005:
 
yes.
yes I do.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around 15th May 2005:
 
Actually, there's not a single Iamcal reference to either 'Michael Jackson', 'Micheal Jackson' or 'Sprem/Anas' I wonder if there's something we could do to boost the profile.
Posted by Brock, around 15th May 2005:
 
HE'S INNERCENT!
Posted by Grim..., around 15th May 2005:
 
=D
Posted by robotnik, around 15th May 2005:
 
I
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 15th May 2005:
 
I, robotnik?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 16th May 2005:
 
no, he is
Posted by jlittle_DUPE1, 27th May 2005:
 
Thank you for bringing the site back cal!
Posted by Emma, 28th May 2005:
 
Excuse me Chay you want a hot chick with big boobs? Erm need I remind you, you are going out with me?
Posted by perclissigi, 28th May 2005:
 
Oooh, busted.
Posted by Emma, 28th May 2005:
 
:D
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
'Going out with' is such a quaint term, don't you think?
Posted by robotnik, around May 2005:
 
common here; because dating doesn't exist like in american teen movies.
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
i always prefed the 80s terminology of 'going round'
Posted by Emma, around May 2005:
 
Courting
Stepping out
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Tunnelling.
Scuttling.
Knocking the back out of.
Throwing one up (her).
Bending a soft one into (her).
Straightening her spine.

(and they say romance is dead in the old cynic)

:)
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
"making out with"
"G.I.O."
"dancing to his tune"
"dueting"
"beating one's head against the side of a box [for]" (notable in beetles, this one)
"going together"
"doing the twist on the squishy ventricle-based dancefloor of the heart"
Posted by WarHead, around May 2005:
 
I'm sorry I brought this up now.
Posted by Emma, around June 2005:
 
Doctor Lucid you old romantic!
Posted by ellipse, around June 2005:
 
Brock you really do astound me with your grasp of the english language
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around June 2005:
 
Blatantly. You should see me woo.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around June 2005:
 
wooooo
Posted by ellipse, around June 2005:
 
sorry vic it does not have the same style as the Doc
clearly your romance with Brock has ruined you
Posted by Brock, around June 2005:
 
It certainly killed your ability to clench.
Posted by bain, around 7th June 2005:
 
o
no wonder i couldnt log in ;]
well, i am back anyhow
hi
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 31st January 2006:
 
i'm here too. hi. ooh, the new website is already nine months old.
Posted by eatmypiano_DUPE1, around 31st January 2006:
 
Me too! Better late than never. Except in Brocks case.
Posted by lil b lil a, around 21st March 2007:
 
hellloooooo ppl hwz it hangin?
Posted by WarHead, around 21st March 2007:
 
Thank goodness. The Master of Wit and Reparteeee has arrived.
Posted by eshop600, around 21st March 2007:
 
Hurry up and get the site finished, oh it is finished!
Posted by WarHead, around 22nd March 2007:
 
And so are you.
Posted by Grim..., around 22nd March 2007:
 
It isn't finished, anyway.
Posted by shhexycorin, around 22nd March 2007:
 
It doesn't have any unicorns

Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 23rd March 2007:
 
does the above pic constitute unicorn porn? (unicr0n?) i see bareback mounting.
Posted by shhexycorin, 23rd March 2007:
 
there's an awful lot of white liquid
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, 23rd March 2007:
 
Awww

Tick follows tock?
Pick in the brain
Equals unicorn cock?

Poor thing
Posted by martialarts, around 24th March 2007:
 
Dificult to say what number I ;-)
Posted by iamcal_DUPE1, around 26th March 2007:
 
- account disabled -
Posted by shhexycorin, around 27th March 2007:
 
I'm only new here, but I don't think that's actually THE cal.
:(
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around 27th March 2007:
 
this is the real cal - hey corin
Posted by scrybl, around 27th March 2007:
 
I dreamt about you last night Cal.
Posted by Brock, around 27th March 2007:
 
RUN, Cal, RUN!!!!
Posted by shhexycorin, around 28th March 2007:
 
Hi cal, I'm sorry to ruin another of your websites.
Posted by WarHead, around 28th March 2007:
 
Pffft - it was ruined a long time ago.

Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again.
Posted by pctfm, around 28th March 2007:
 
hi i am a new user. i am a wrighter some sexualproblums books in our national langveg. i like sexual topics espeshialy homosex.any body hair like this topic please tell me.i reserch in my new book.
Posted by Emma, around 30th March 2007:
 
this topic is like body hair? explain.
Posted by WarHead, around 30th March 2007:
 
I think he's spelling phonetically. "Any body here like this topic please tell me." He's trying to give away a chocolate bar containing hazel nuts.