Posted by
cal, 17:53, 13th November 2001:
The mirror have an article about weblogging, featuring three female uk webloggers. Read it
here.
Prada are building a
fantasic new store with clever slow-motion mirrors. [via
heather]
This week's upsideclown is great. Go read it now.
Read
an interview with my new favourite band, the strokes.
I finally got my
drew goodies last night: a
t-shirt and
book. The book is illustrated by
s.britt who is very cool. You need to read drew:
"if you are wondering what the paint thinner is for here is a hint: HOW DO YOU SAY "NEW PAINT JOB FOR A 1994 NISSAN MAXIMA" IN BULGARIAN!!! (here is a hint for the hint, the answer does not contain any vowels)"
From a silly circular email, a great answer phone message:
"You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of your voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation. However our staff of professional extortionists will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you."
If you can do better,
post a comment.
Posted by
Sul, 21:03, 13th November 2001:
heres a sober attempt:
You have reached IBM Global Services, your call may be recorded for quality purposes... and then cut up and re-patched to form a suitable sex line recording for our sister company - International Bisexual Meets. Please try to use the words 'suck' and 'harder' as much as possible, thank you.
Posted by
ell, 16:57, 19th November 2001:
"Velcome! I'm in my coffin right now, but I
really vant to SUCK YOUR BLOOD! So leave your name, number and blood type after de tone, and ve'll bite back soon!"
~ my
actual voicemail message
Posted by
ell, 16:59, 19th November 2001:
Hmm, maybe we should all post wavs of these instead...
Posted by
cal, 17:31, 19th November 2001:
that would be cool. post post post!
Posted by
X-Files, 15:11, 21st November 2001:
"Hello Death speaking, I'm sorry I can't get to the phone right now, but if you leave you name and number I'll get to you in the END!!"
-X
